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5 AM at Freddy's

  • The animation justifies not being able to see the office and the cameras at the same time by having Mike hold a tablet with the camera feed an inch away from his face.
  • Mike celebrates making it to 6 AM by wandering through the restaurant and messing with the animatronics. He then walks by a wall clock that displays the time as still being before six; baffled, he looks at his wristwatch and realizes it's running fast and the animatronics still have a few minutes to kill him. Note that Freddy and the gang could have attacked Mike while he was taking selfies with and poking them, but decided not to for whatever reason.

5 AM at Freddy's: The Prequel

  • Jeremy hears thumping in the vents and turns on the lights, revealing a wall-eyed Toy Bonnie.
  • Toy Bonnie has a casual conversation with Jeremy, under the impression that the latter is Freddy due to wearing a mask, about the nightguard not wearing his costume. Amazingly, despite Bonnie being aware that the night guard is using a Freddy mask to avoid the animatronics, he doesn't realize he's currently talking to said nightguard.
  • Withered Foxy makes a Dynamic Entry by running down the hallway and yelling "NIGHT GUARD! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!" before leaping into the office... only to get frozen in place by Jeremy shining a flashlight in his eye, which ignites after a few seconds.
  • Foxy points out the night guard, who casually waves while the camera is focused on him. Bonnie still isn't convinced, even after Foxy asks why "Freddy" would shine a flashlight in his eye.
    Bonnie: Obviously, you're scaring him.
    [Jeremy flashes Foxy with the light again]
  • Foxy tries to get Balloon Boy to back up his claim that "Freddy" is the night guard, but the kid doesn't actually care who's actually sitting in the office. He just wants to get his hands on the "sweet, succulent double-A BATTERIES" in the flashlight. Jeremy holds the flashlight closer to himself in response.
  • Foxy gets fed up with the shenanigans and pulls a flintlock pistol on Jeremy. Bonnie immediately destroys the credibility of his threat by pointing out that the gun is a prop.
  • In an effort to get Bonnie to realize that "Freddy" is the night guard wearing a mask, Foxy calls for Freddy because by his logic there can't be two of him. Freddy is already in the room before Foxy asks where he is, but Bonnie's reaction to the presence of two Freddys is a simple "Cool!"
    Foxy: Bonnie, oh my God. I will slap you!
  • The Freddy head trick is so powerful, even Freddy himself thinks the night guard is Freddy.
    Foxy: He's the night guard!
    Freddy: Hmmm... pretty sure that's Freddy...
    Foxy: Oh, God dammit. You're Freddy! [honks Freddy's nose]
  • Freddy walks out of the office after Foxy pokes his nose and yells at him for thinking the night guard is Freddy. When Foxy asks where he's going, Freddy musically replies "Fuck this shit, I'm out."
  • Foxy finally bypasses the issue of other animatronics thinking the masked night guard is Freddy by grabbing the mask with his hook and lifting it off his head, revealing the guard for who he really is.
    Foxy: It be the night guard!
    Bonnie: The night guard!?
    Freddy: The night guard!?
    Balloon Boy: BATTERIES?!

5 AM at Freddy's: The Sequel

  • The Fright Guard is introduced performing a desynchronized blink and breaking the audio system by rapid-fire pressing the "Play Audio" button.
  • As Springtrap tries to find a "child" hidden, Freddy pops up:
    Fright Guard: Hi, Freddy!
    Phantom Freddy: Hi, security guard!
    Springtrap: Freddy! Don't talk to this guy, he is an asshole!
    Phantom Freddy: [gasps] Profanity!
  • The face P. Freddy makes when Springtrap asks what it means if he can't find a child.
  • Phantom Foxy's introduction:
    P. Foxy: Hello! [proceeds to jumpscare the Guard]
  • As Springtrap comes into the office, the Guard swipes a crowbar at his knees with the goofiest shit-eating grin on his face.
    Springtrap: ARGH! MY FUCKING KNEES!!!
    Fright Guard: GET CROWBARRED, BITCH!!! Thanks for the crowbar, Foxy.
    Springtrap: FOXY, WHAT THE FAUCK?!?
    P. Foxy: I dunno, I'm bored!

5 AM at Freddy's: Superstar Edition

  • Gregory asks Glamrock Freddy to help him get out of the Pizzaplex, but they can't ask the guard for help because "she's trying to get (him)." Freddy asks if he means "Out... of here?", only for Gregory to continue balking at getting Vanessa involved because he doesn't know who she is. This is all it takes to convince Freddy to help.
  • After Freddy is convinced to help, the scene cuts to Roxanne Wolf brushing her hair in her room as Freddy can be heard talking outside of it, where he says something that sounds wrong out of context.
    Freddy: [muffled] Gregory, I need you to get in my hole.
    Roxy: [stops brushing] HUH?
  • Freddy tells Gregory it's a good thing that the Pizzaplex's main entrance is still open, as it's around the time that it closes. Naturally, the doors close mid-sentence.
    Freddy: You're in luck! The main entrance is still open. Which is fortunate, because it's about the time they would - [doors slam shut] Balls.
  • Freddy lets Gregory out of him by vomiting up the kid.
  • Freddy says there may be other exits that Gregory can use, but he doesn't know where they are. The Map Bot suddenly shoves a map in Freddy's face, who then says "I might know where they are" without missing a beat.
  • When asked what passes he has, Gregory says he only has the Photo and Entry passes. Both are visibly crumpled and have an overturned bug wiggling on top. Freddy bluntly says "Yeah. Those suck."
  • When Roxy asks Freddy what he's up to, the bear denies having a child with him despite Roxy watching him shove a screaming Gregory into his stomach hatch. He then claims he didn't see anything when Roxy calls his bluff, which is technically true; Freddy wasn't actually looking at Gregory when he put the kid in his hole.
  • The Map Bot offers Roxy a map of the Pizzaplex, which she angrily declines because she lives there. Freddy takes advantage of the distraction to launch Gregory out of his stomach hatch.
  • After Roxy leaves, Freddy runs off to check on Gregory... which is represented by a still frame of him mid-run being roughly dragged offscreen.
  • Gregory calls Freddy from the daycare's play structure, panicked because he's worried about the Moon trying to kill him. Freddy says he'll be there shortly, only for the camera to pan to the left to show he's already there.
    Gregory: Freddy, are you there? I used my Entry pass to get a Daycare pass to look for a Security Level 1 pass and now I'm in the jungle gym and I'm gonna DIE I think.
    Freddy: [over Fazwatch] The jungle gym?! I'll be right there.
    [camera immediately zooms out to show Freddy off to the side]
    Freddy: I'm here.
  • Freddy's neck extends a comical length to bite the Moon for... jumpscaring the camera and wiggling its fingers. Freddy then mauls the Moon while Gregory watches on in horror and Machine Blood sprays everywhere. The next scene has Gregory still looking traumatized while Freddy is back to his usual chipper self.
  • Gregory asks where the bathroom is, only for Freddy to reveal the Pizzaplex has bathroom passes for specific bodily functions ("Do you need the Pee pass, or the Poo pass?"). Gregory asks for both passes, only for Freddy to refuse in a suddenly serious tone.
    Freddy: Oh no, Gregory... We do not do the Pee Pee Poo Poo pass anymore. Not since... The Poop of '07.

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