Funny / Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

"Oh my God!"

• Stan Lee being turned away from the wedding's list of guests.
• A much needed Mood Whiplash after Doom jacks Silver's board, kills the General, owns the Four, and blows the joint:
  Ben: (gets smashed into the wall by a large concrete slab) OK. That one hurt.
  Sue: Where's Reed?
  Reed: (muffled) Back here!
  Ben: (steps out from the wall to reveal a flattened Reed) My bad.
• After Doom shows the Four a video of the Silver Surfer:
  Ben: I liked the part where he knocks you on your ass.
  • Reed hides a laugh after Ben says this.
• Early in the film, the Four are forced to fly coach and Ben is wedged into a tiny seat. He looks out the window and sees Johnny flying beside the plane.
  Ben: I hope it rains...
• Before the wedding:
  Alicia: Hey, Johnny. (turns head slightly in his direction)
  Johnny: (taken aback) Wow. Does that always amaze anyone else? How did she know it was me? I didn't say anything!
  Alicia: Well, to be honest, you kind of smell like ash.
• Sue having Johnny's powers, which burns off all her clothes and leaves her naked once she and Johnny switch. This leads to bystanders taking pictures of Sue, who turns invisible out of embarrassment.
  Sue: (dejected) Why does this always happen to me...?
• Thing-ified Johnny, as pi. That is all.
  • Ben deliberately causing the above for the hell of it.
    Reed: Ideally, I'd like to run some more tests...
    Ben: (walking up to Johnny) Wouldja like a volunteer?
    (everyone erupts into a chorus of "No!")
    Johnny: Hey! This is serious!
    Ben: I just wanted to give him a hug.
    Sue: Ben, we don't know the extent of his condition yet!
    Reed: It could be progressive, it could be degenerative-
    Ben: It could be fun! (grabs Johnny's shoulder and switches powers)
  • Followed by Ben's disappointed reaction once they switch back.
  Ben: ...Crap.
  • "You and me are gonna be spending a whole lot of time together, pal!"
• "I think it might be clobberin' time..."

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