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Dimitru and Vlad talking about how long they need to defeat the Turks while seeking refuge in the monastery:
Dimitru: (after discussing their strategy) Four or five months of that.
Vlad: Not months. I'm gonna win this war in three days.
Dimitru: Why not two? That'd really impress us.
When the Turkish army attack the people escaping to the monastery and Dimitru is running to their destination:
Dimitru: Couldn't these monks have built their gates a little bit closer?
Vlad picking his way through the monastery to avoid the sun is funny because of how awkwardly the shadows force him to make his way.

Funny / Dracula Untold