Funny / Divinity: Dragon Commander

• Edmund is such an uptight, bigoted prick, even other Lizards find him unpleasant...and in this game, the Lizards' hat is being stuck-up aristocrat types. Prospera even subtly apologizes for his behavior in certain dialogue trees.
  • His smart-ass remarks are also pure gold:
  (after the other generals all enthusiastically call "Hail the Dragon!") "Yes; well, hail."
  (on first meeting the player) "I am General Edmund. I'd add 'at your service', but I don't think we're quite there yet."
• The Imp ambassador's introduction.
  ...I am Trinculo Shortfuse, son of Trunculo Evenshorterfuse.
• The bar in the Raven is tended to by a busty undead barmaid. One might wonder how a skeleton could possibly be busty, but one look at her would show she's got a nice pair of melons in her bodice.
• The debate on banning violent games and literature, from top to bottom. The cherry is Yorrick's reaction if you decline. Falstaff explicitly calls out Dragon Commander as being a game he wouldn't let his children play.
• Should the Commander advise Camilla to help the Undead counter a massive case of Read the Fine Print, Trinculo praises the decision.
  Trinculo: Those bankers had their sights set on Imp territory too, you know! Would've given our snipers some nice and fat targets come to think about it... maybe I should have a word with Falstaff after all.
• Maxos' reaction to choosing Ophelia as your bride. For a moment, the stern, solemn sorcerer is taken completely off guard, letting out an utterly dumbfounded "Really?!" before composing himself and congratulating you on your choice.
• If you allow Corvus to devour Lady Camilla the lizard princess, Prospera unwittingly guesses what happened.
  Prospera: What on earth could have happened to Lady Camilla? I know she can be a bit irksome, but you didn't throw her off the ship, did you? No, of course not... that sounds about as likely as your feeding her to a demon!
• If you agree with ceasing financial aid to impoverished countries, Oberon rhetorically poses:
  We have so much wealth to share, so why hoard it like a lazy dragon? I mean... That's just an expression, of course.