Funny / Diary of the Dead

• Tracy objects to the idea of the mummy yanking down her dress to expose her breasts. When this happens for real while being chased by zombie Ridley, Tracy shouts at the camera-toting Jason: "I hope you're happy!"
  • "Dont mess with Texas!"
  • Asking the group at the warehouse if they can take some lip gloss in addition to food, fuel and weapons.
  • "I'm leaving you, Jason. You can keep the house; I'm taking the car" Complete with a very fitting soundtrack to match the "Don't mess with Texas" quote above.
  • 'I've never been to fortress before, but don't they usually keep the door locked?"
• 'I am Samuel. Hello.' - A very good way to introduce yourself when you use explosives.
• Earlier in the scene, Samuel recommends that the group hurries inside. When asked why, he casually points to the group of zombies stumbling towards them from no more than 20 feet away.
• Stephen King hamming it up as a radio evangelist. "Get down on your fucking knees!"
• The looter at the dorms cheerfully admitting that he's "Stealin shit" and asking Jason what he's doing with a camera in the girls dorm.
• Elliot wonders if Deb's brother might have a play station he can borrow.
• Professor Maxwell describing himself as a wandering spirit, and Tony quipping that he's always wandering to spirits.