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Season 1
Episode 6 - The Devil Wears Embroidery
- When the infamous potato chip scene is adapted...Light: I'll solve equations with my right hand, and kill celebrities with my left! (Picks up potato chip and raises it to his mouth) I'll take a potato chip, and... put it back because this will go straight to my thighs, no thank you!
- What's better is that him putting the potato chip back in the packet merely consisted of the scene of him taking the potato chip... in reverse.
- "God doesn't need a dam. He can walk on water." Said by L when Matsuda replies "Goddamn ice cream!", as he is forced by L to go and get more of it.
- The opening has Light gazing mournfully out the window while Ryuk is lounging in his bed. The abridger dubbed over Ryuk asking: "So... You want to talk about it?" Never be able to look at that scene the same way again.
- And at the end of the episode Ryuk asks Light if he wants to go again.
- Rem convincing Light to help Misa out:Light: Why would I do something stupid like that?
Rem: Bagizzpy Pow, if you don't I'll rip off your face and wear it like bunny slippers.
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Light: We have to go help her. - Light would really like some Brain Bleach:Ryuk: But if you give up the notebook you'll forget all about me.
Light: GOOD! - L agrees to go on a date with Light in order to investigate Sayu.
Episodes 13 & 14 - Captive Audience (Parts 1 & 2)
- The cast singing Bohemian Rhapsody. Matsuda ends up singing the wrong lyrics at the wrong time, and a slap from L elicits a wail that would make Eric Cartman proud.
Season 2
- Higuchi is irritated when the other members of Yotsuba are less than helpful:Higuchi: What's the point of having minions if they don't do your work for you! I should be watching the Home Shopping Network in my underwear but NO, I have to go out and commit a murder!
- When Light relinquishes his Kira memories, he abruptly goes back in the closet. But when he regains his memories...Light: I've won! Muwahahaha! (Dramatic music stops when a Smash to Black occurs) Oh by the way, L, that outfit looks amazing on you!
Episode 5 - It's a Dead World, After All
- When Light is stabbing himself with a pin so he can kill Higuchi Hilarity Ensues:Light: First I gotta get my stupid watch open. Aw, there we go...
L: What's that, Light?
Light: Oh I'm just excited we caught Kira is all. Hey look, they're bringing him in right now... Ow!
L: Are you okay?
Light: Yeah I'm fin-OW! I'm okay OW! DAMMIT!
L: Light, do you need me to come over there?
Light: No, no. I'm okay. I'm just so happy that it hurts. Kinda like a little prick. - Light literally scares the crap out of Shinigami.
Episode 6 - Crouching L, Hidden Kira
- After Light and L talk and L gives Light a foot rub...Light: Well, we've been outside talking for awhile and we've decided to make it official. I LOVE L! AND HE LOVES ME! I'm going to dump Misa so I can be with L!
Everyone: (Gasp)
L: No, I think you've misinterpreted the situation... - When L is Killed Mid-Sentence:L: Light is Kira and Misa is the Second—Souichiro: The second? The Second what? ...Oh my God, she's the Second Coming!
- Don't Stop Me Now... [1]
- Light's Freak Out at L's grave:Light: You died over nothing! You died because you told Matsuda Mickey isn't real. How STUPID is that! ''(Glowing Eyes of Doom) I loved you, L. And you smashed my heart into a million pieces. I will never love again.
Ryuk: Light, uh... you're scaring me.Light: Oh Ryuk, I haven't even begun to scare you yet! (Evil Laugh)
- Light's Villainous Breakdown in the opening credits:Light: L, why?! Why did you leave me?! Why did you leave me alone with these IDIOTS! *sobbing* And... yeah, I'm over it now.
- Mello's voice. Just... his voice... He would fit right into a Monty Python routine.
- When Mello and Near are introduced:Mello: No Roger, I'm never going to work with him, ever! The first thing he did when he was born was he flipped me off!
Near: Mine's bigger. - Misa refuses to acknowledge that Light is gay.Light: Now I need a place to stay.
Misa: You want to move in with me? Yay!
Ryuk: Ha!
Light: I... *Sighs* this is the worst day ever! - Mr. Yagami has no son. He has two daughters.
- When Mello's mafia minions kidnap an old grey-haired guy...Mello: I asked you to bring me Sayu Yagami. A 17 year old girl. Does this look like a 17 year old girl to you?
Minion 1: No...
Minion 2: Yes. - When Mello kidnaps Sayu and tries to "speak Japanese":
- Light doesn't get why the taskforce always wants to hang out at his apartment:Light: I have a question-why is it that whenever we want to work on the Kira investigation we always meet at my apartment?
Mr. Yagami: Oh, you'll see in just a second, Light.
Light: I just don't understand what could be so important...
Misa (in stripper-ware): Okay guys it looks like you have everything you need so I'm gonna go to bed now! Alone! Naked! And with the door unlocked! Bye!
Ryuk: I'll be right there my little apple pie.
Light: Yeah, I still don't see what the big deal is. - The president has his people pick up Near by offering him candy and abducting him.
- When Mello kidnaps Sayu, Mr. Yagami begs Mello to take his gay son as well. Of course, Mr. Yagami knows Light is listening in...Mr. Yagami: How about this? I'll give you the death note and you can take my other daughter for free!
Light: ... (*Death Glare*)
Mello: No, no! I don't want that! I just want the Death Note!
Mr. Yagami: What if I paid you?
Mello: I! Do! Not! Want! Your! Kids! Just the Death Note! - You just had to say it, didn't you, Light?Light: It's been five years and no sightings of L's ghost. I think I'm in the clear.
L: ~Still haunting you.~
Light: Dammit! - Sidoh doesn't want to leave the Shinigami realm because they locked him out the last time.
- The subversion of the Enemy Mine situation where Kira calls up Da Chief: "Hey Dad, it's Light..."
- Light's death note hiding place:Light: As for Misa's Death Note, I'll keep it in the only place I know it will be safe—my pants!
Misa: Oh, it'll be safe there! Light doesn't even let me in his pants!
Ryuk: You're not missing anything. - Da Chief is trying to be dramatic:Souichiro: Light, I am your father.
Light: (*sighs*) I know that dad. - Damn Misa, nothing will shut her up!Takada: I hope you're not mad but I think my bodyguard crippled your fake girlfriend today.
Light: Oh no, that's terrible! Is she paralyzed?
Takada: I don't know I'm not a doctor.
Light: Will she be able to talk?
Takada: At the rate she was blabbing I doubt that death itself would shut her up.
Light: Dammit! You should fire your bodyguards! - When Light picks up the notebook and sees his future self running by:Future!Light: Get rid of the notebook while you still can! I am your future!
Light: Who the hell was that guy? - Ryuk's proposition:Ryuk: Tell you what—I need a place to stay. If you let me bunk with you maybe we can experiment together. W-with the Death Note. Not each other. You're a sick little girl, you know that?!
Light: But I'm a boy!
Ryuk: Riiight. - This musical number.
Episodes 15 & 16 - We All Fall Down (Parts 1 & 2)
- This gem from Matsuda, when he repeatedly shoots Light:Matsuda: WHO'S STUPID NOW, STUPID!"
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Meta
- The opening theme song is "I Can't Decide" by the Scissor Sisters. A truly fitting song involving a notebook that can kill people.
- The parody music video "Not Gay (They Just Wrote Me In That Way)"
