Funny / Damien Sandow

• Sandow's response to getting the "WHAT?" treatment from the crowd: "Thank you for your irrelevant opinion!"
• When Cody Rhodes insulted The Rock, Sandow complimented him with, "Good form, Cody, good form!"
• Sandow had a Running Gag of bringing an "audience member" to the ring and giving them a 3-question quiz, the first two being basic common knowledge, but the third question being insanely obscure and difficult. When the inevitable wrong answer was given, Sandow would berate them with "YOU IGNORAMUS!"
  • Then when The Rock played the game, he offered a question to Sandow: "What do you get when you combine a geological aggregate of minerals with its lowest form?" Sandow beamed and answered, "That would be, you get 'rock bottom'!" No prize for guessing what happened next.
• Five words: "Bearded goatface, I summon thee!"
• "Oh, you were not aware of this? Your posterior better contact someone at once!" Rhodes Scholars meet the New Age Outlaws.
• Him taking Kaitlyn's water bottle from her and saying something to the effect of "Thank you, I'm parched!"
• Damien takes an enlightened tour of WrestleMania 29 Axxess.
• Sandow attempts to better understand the unwashed masses at Comic-Con 2012 by more closely interacting with them. Suffice to say, his reactions are priceless.
• When he and Cody Rhodes appeared on "Miz TV," Miz asked Cody if he actually grew his mustache or if Damien's beard just rubbed off on his lip. Damien's shocked expression made him look like he was being choked.
• Damien Sandow serenades Rosa Mendes, JBL, and Michael Cole, who can barely keep it together. This has become a Running Gag, as he's sung about Yoshi Tatsu and Randy Orton as well.
• Damien Sandow challenges Sheamus to a Chess Match Sheamus says he can beat the game in one move. Brogue Kick to computer!
• Sandow asks Sin Cara of all people where Cody took his Money in the Bank briefcase. The only responses he got were Sin Cara nodding to every single question he asked. Sandow then walks off stating, "Thank you for wasting my time you anemic, pathetic piece of vermin."
• Sandow as Magneto and fighting Dolph Ziggler.
• Sandow as a interpretive dancer. Wearing tights that make him look naked.
• Vince McMahondow
• In continuing with his impersonation gimmick, his entrance into a Dallas(?) arena wearing Oklahoma Sooners gear, only to be interrupted by a native Texan and Longhorn alumnus... much to everyone's surprise and Sandow's chagrin, it was a returning Mark Henry. Sandow managed not to freak completely out, but his brief look of You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me! was priceless.
• His gimmick as "Damien Mizdow" emulating EVERYTHING Miz does...yes, everything. This includes wrestling a ghost at ringside, jumping off the apron when Miz jumps off the turnbuckle, and diving on the floor & selling when Miz is thrown out of the ring.
• And now Macho Mandow. Oh yeah.
  • Which is even better now that he's teamed up with Axelmania to form a "new Mega Powers."