Funny / Cult of Chucky

WARNING: Spoilers are unmarked.

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• Andy's reaction to finding out that his date Googled him.
  Andy: Fucking internet...
  • He then proceeds to make the date incredibly awkward.
    Andy: I was six. My babysitter was murdered. [Beat] Along with my teacher, and my caseworker, and thirty-seven other people over the years. That I'm aware of...
• When Andy starts smoking some marijuana, the disembodied Chucky head asks for a hit. Andy complies- until Chucky attempts to bite Andy's fingers.
• When Tiffany visits Nica, we get this Lampshade Hanging gem:
  Nica: Did anyone ever tell you that you look exactly like Jennifer Tilly?
  Tiffany: Yeah, I get that a lot.
• Chucky meeting Angela.
  Angela: You can see me.
  Chucky: Yeah. I can see you.
  Angela: Don't be afraid.
  Chucky: What?
  Angela: I'm not going to hurt you.
  Chucky: You fucking with me?
  Angela: No. I'm not. Tell you the truth, I'm happy to have the company, even if you aren't real.
  Chucky: Okay, let me explain something to you. I am a vintage, mass-marketed children's toy from the '80s...standing right in front of you, holding a very sharp scalpel.
  Angela: No, you're not.
  Chucky: Yes, I am.
  Angela: I'm a schizophrenic. I see things.
  Chucky: Aren't you the crazy bitch I talked to last night on the phone?
  Angela: Sometimes I hear things too.
  Chucky: Okay, lady, you know what? You're next! I'm gonna be right back! [walks off muttering] Jesus, fuckin' cuckoo's nest...
• The bit where the three Chuckys are arguing over which one of them gets to kill Andy.
  Chucky 1: I wanna kill Andy! I earned it! I've been through a lot today.
  Chucky 2: You got to suck titty today! [holds up his melted hand] Look what happened to me.
  Chucky 3: [motions to his buzzcut] Hello? Look at my hair!
  Chucky 1: Oh shit, you win.
  Chucky 2: Absolutely! Sorry, pal, you go fuck him up real good. Have fun!
  • The exchange directly before that is also chuckle-worthy:
    Chucky 3: I've never felt so alive!
    Chucky 2: Yeah, well you've been alive for, like, two minutes.
• Just the fact that Chucky learned how to copy his soul into other Good Guy dolls off a website titled "VoodooforDummies.com".