Funny / Cuanta Vida

• "I...I killed 'im." "YAAY!"
• "Yer not gonna start cryin' are ya? 'Cause I'd much prefer if you didn't."
• From Scout: "Bitch! Don't argue!"
• Two words: "Pickle thief". At this point, it becomes clear that both Scout and Kytri have completely run out of names to throw at Bleu.
  Kytri: Yeah I’ve run out of gay slurs and had to start making them up.
• "Spah?" "GYAAH!"
• "Hello Doctor!" "GYAAAH!"
• "Mthrr ffkkrr."
• "Yrr uh jrrk!" May count as Pyro's Moment of Awesome, considering this is followed by him setting Rojo on fire.
• "You... homo... gay." "Merci." Scout has definitely run out of options.
• Page 45:
  BLU Spy: When did you see a van at the Red base?
  BLU Scout: A while ago. I got lost in there a few times.
  BLU Spy: The bases are identical.
  BLU Scout: I got lost here too! Place is fuckin' huge!
• Page 44 gives us this exchange:
  BLU Scout: I already know about [the RED Spy]. Fucker tried to kiss me once.
  RED Spy: *Looking awkward* Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
  BLU Sniper: *In the background, facepalming*