Funny / Cinemare Sins

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Running gags

• "Theme."
• "Books!"
• "Nightmare Fuel..."
• "Lens flare."
• "That's racist."
• "Magic." *snort*
• LSF makes a shitty pun...
  Patrick: "Boo!"
• "We're gonna need a montage!"
• The occasional freeze-frame on a character's derped face, and LSF's sarcastic proclamation that it is offensive and should be censored, poking fun at the Derpy censorship controversy from the Last Roundup episode.

The Ticket Master

• Sin 3
  LSF: (about a window-shaped highlight on an apple) "Silly animators, you can't put Windows on Apple!"
• Sin 48
  LSF: "My headcanon is that Rainbow Dash would have actually taken the ticket... if it weren't for The Stare."
  (Cue creepy music)

Applebuck Season

• Sin 4
  Twilight: "Pinkie Pie, are you crazy?!"
  LSF: "Did she really just ask that question?"
• Sin 12
  Rainbow Dash: "I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish..."
• Sin 25
  Rainbow Dash: "Applejack, what the *** is going on!?"
• Sin 32
  Twilight: "I think you're beating a dead... tree."
  LSF: "That's quite an interesting idiom to have in Equestria."
• Sin 36
  LSF: "Almost as over-dramatic as a certain fandom I know..."

Boast Busters

• LSF points out the absurdity of naming a town Hoofington and wonders if it's the same as a place having Footville as a name... which does exist.
• Sin 26
  Spike: "How can you fall for her lameness!?"
  LSF: "That would be a great pun if Trixie were a cripple."
• The end credits gag:
  Snails: "We deserve whatever punishment you give us."
  (Twilight holds up a spanking paddle)

Dragonshy

• Sin 17
  LSF: "I'd be just as scared as Fluttershy if the door slammed shut like that on its own."
• Sin 25
  Twilight: "Girls! This is no laughing matter!"
  LSF: "Twilight is such a hardflank."
• Sin 27: Pinkie Pie jumps from one cliff to another back and forth.
  LSF: "This should have come with a 'Professional Ponies: Do Not Attempt' disclaimer."
• Sin 32: LSF takes Applejack constantly saving Twilight's life as a attempt to lose the title of 'Best Background Pony'."
• Sin 36: The gold in the dragon's lair is just recolored bushes.

Look Before You Sleep

• Sin 23
  LSF: "Watch out AJ, Rarimena is coming to get you."
• Sin 31
  LSF: "Yo dawg, I heard you like trees."

Swarm of the Century

• Sin 11: "I watched him sleep in bed at night, it's not creepy..."
• Sin 36
  LSF: "I didn't know buildings could be suicidal."
  THUD

Call of the Cutie

• "Silly Apple Bloom. You can't eat that giant carrot."
• A clip of someone saying "KILL ME" in a ridiculously high-pitched voice plays over Apple Bloom's burned cupcakes.
• (Southern drawl) "Railing, you're the only one who understands me."

Fall Weather Friends

• (as Rainbow Dash is being chased by a swarm of bees) "OH, GOD! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!"

Suited for Success

• Sin 16
  Twilight: "Orion has three stars on his belt."
  LSF: "Orion is a man. A human. (picture of an excited Lyra) 'Nuff said."
• Sin 43
  Twilight: "You shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth."
  LSF: "(stuttering) But they are... That line hurts my brain."

Sonic Rainboom

• Sin 16
  Rarity: "Aren't my wings smashing?"
  Nigel Thornberry: "Smashing!"
• Sin 19
  "Come on, girls! To the weather factory!" *doo-doo-doo-DOO-doo-doo-doo-doo-DOO...*
• Sin 29
  LSF: "Derpy changed these pegasi into earth ponies with her DERP POWER. "
• Sin 34
  "LEEEEEEEEROOOOYYYY JEEEENKIIIINS!!!!"

Stare Master

• Sin 40
  LSF: "Alright, so here's what I took away from the episode: Twilight goes to Zecora's for some special tea...and ends up stoned."

The Best Night Ever

• (during Applejack's fantasy of standing on top of a mountain of bits) "Meanwhile, at Hasbro HQ."

Lesson Zero

• Sin 41
  LSF: "Don't be silly, Big Mac. Everypony knows dolls are for mares. (Cut to LSF's room, filled with MLP dolls.) They're action figures!"

Sisterhooves Social

• Sin 26
  LSF: "Not sure what this is or why it only appears for a single frame, but it's an animation error and therefore is deserving of a sin."
  NITPICK LEVEL 9001

Family Appreciation Day

• "Diamond Tiara reaches scrunch face levels of evil. Scrunch face levels!!"

Hearth's Warming Eve

• Sin 10: LSF zooms in on two ponies talking backstage, makes a funny noise with his mouth that can only be described as "Ah yah yah yah yah yah..." and subtitles it "[inane jabbering]".

The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

• The end-credits gag with Applejack saying, "Attention, everypony! Cider season is now a fish—"^note The actual line is "Cider season is now officially open!" but cut off to make it sound like the last word is "fish". Cut to the ponies with fish in their cider mugs.

A Canterlot Wedding Part 2

• This:
  Celestia: I now pronounce you mare and colt!
  LSF: A colt is a male horse under the age of four. Sorry Twi, your BBBFF is actually your LBBFF. (overlaid with a picture of Twilight and baby Shining Armor)

One Bad Apple

• Sin 25
  Sweetie Belle: "Isn't it smashing?"
  Nigel Thornberry: "Smashing!"

Just for Sidekicks

• The intro:
  Spike: "WHYYYYYYYYY!?"
• Sin 23
  Spike: "What have you done to the turtle!?"
  Flutershy: "Tortoise."

Twilight’s Kingdom 2

• Sin 35
  LSF: Obligatory. BUY OUR TOYS!
• Sin 41
  LSF: I don’t know about you, but all I see is Hasbro giving us the finger.

Castle Mane-ia

• Sin 18
  LSF: "But Celestia (picture of Celestia facehoofing), I thought you wanted me to read your private diary!"
• Sin 20
  Twilight: "Quit being such a scaredy dragon."
  LSF: "That's racist."
• Sin 26
  LSF: "The first and last year Rarity attended Comic Con in her Timberwolf cosplay."

There’s A Crowd

• Sin 2
  LSF: Cadance needs to work on her vocabulary.

  LSF [as Cadance]: Twilight. Can come. From, me!

• Sin 3
  LSF [as Cadance]: Fluttershy. You can breezy. From, me!

• Sin 42
  LSF [as Twilight Sparkle]: Dear Celestia. Friendship good.

Music to My Ears

• The post-credits end gag consists of Vinyl Scratch crossing the street while listening to her headphones and getting hit by a car.

The Movie (2017)

• Sin 56
  Rarity: That's it! I SIMPLY CANNOT! EVEN!
  LSF (as Brian Goldner, CEO of Hasbro): How do you do fellow kids? I like internet memes! Do you like internet memes?

BEST OF: Cinemare Sins Season 5

• Near the end of the video
  LSF: You know what I’ve been sending the castle for an entire season, it’s time for something new. But before that, let's return the message!

  Montage of LSF traveling in the city

  LSF [flipping the bird at Hasbro’s Headquarters]: Right back at’cha!

  LSF: Doing something as dumb and petty as flipping off Hasbro’s HQ in-person is my greatest accomplishment. How could I not end this season with this footage?