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Film Franchises:
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Ant-Man
- Early on:
- He calls the weapon Darren uses to kill Frank a "Pile O' Goo Gun."
- Lee dubs over Zoolander audio from the "Center for Ants" scene when Scott dodges bullets while running through a model of Pym Technologies.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
- Every time Taserface appears, Lee finds some new way to butcher his already atrocious name into something even more atrocious that rhymes with it.
- As The Stinger plays, Lee laughingly mutters that maybe Captain America should be in prison for mocking him for staying after the credits.
- Lee starting the video by playing clips of the Marvel Studios marquee sequence... with the infamous Taika Waititi DVD commentary.
- Lee saying Korg is always a win, wondering if characters can be "always a win", and decides that it's a new rule. Considering this is the Marvel Cinematic Universe, where characters and actors return, this rule ends up being plausible.
- Lee is glad the Infinity Gauntlet in Odin's vault is cleared up as Hela shoves it aside and simply declares it "Fake!"
- Lee becomes unintelligible upon Thor unleashing lightning without Mjölnir and kicking the asses of Hela's horde.
- Albeit censored, Lee happily saying "Son of a bitch."
- When Tony asks Pepper about composting, Lee slowly fades in a picture of a compost bin on sale on Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop website and, when Pepper says it's an "interesting science", immediately gives out an annoyed "Hmph." when he sees that the bin costs $180.00. Oh, and no wins were given.
- On Prof. Hulk's "I see this as an absolute win" line: "(laughs briefly) You're hired!"
- On Prof. Hulk and Rocket meeting Korg, Miek and Fat Thor:Lee: Two CGI characters enter a house to converse with two other CGI characters and a guy in a fat suit... (Interposes Hawkeye from Age of Ultron) "None of this makes sense."
- On Fat Thor, himself:Rocket: You look like melted ice cream.
Lee: (voiceover) You mean Chris Hemsworth's workout routine! Look at those abs; just a little subcutaneous fat! - On Scott Lang mentioning "America's Ass": "Yup."
- Then follows up on Steve affirming Scott: "(chuckles) Compliments."
- As Lee was featuring the word "Liebchen"* as his "CinemaWins German Word of the Week", he added this note after the suggested meanings:Lee's note: Google likes 'Sweetheart'; I am, however, thinking about requesting 'ducky' as my new nickname.
- Lee just giving in to the Squee during the Portals scene, therefore losing control of the win counter, and bumping himself on to his microphone and a random trash bin.
- Lee taking a light jab at Martin Scorsese:[Subtitle reads: "more incoherence, who knows what he's babbling about, something about a raging taxi aviator gang..."]
Lee: [whispering] Not cinema, not cinema.. What the f-
- Lee yelping in surprise at the Jump Scare with Vision's corpse in Episode 4.Lee: Ahh!
Win Counter: *ding* - The explanation for the CinemaWins Phrase of The Week in Episode 5 ("get a leg over") is humorously succinct:sex. to have sex
- This moment when "Pietro" takes off with Billy and Tommy to steal candy and cause chaos on the block.Tommy: Kickass!
Billy: Kickass!
"Pietro": I feel the need!
Tommy: For speed! ["Pietro" howls and runs off with Billy and Tommy]
Wanda: "Kickass"?
Lee: No, that was your other brother...well actually, both of them, I guess.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
- Lee's reaction to Floor's introduction:Lee: Nope. Nuh-uh. Too far, Gunn. You're fired. Really kill it with fire this time. I refuse to let demon android bunny grow on me.
- Quill tries to use his charm on Ura, only for Gamora to undercut his efforts by pulling a gun on Ura:Quill: She was totally into me, man!
Ura: I kinda thought you were a douchebag!
Lee: Why, 'cus he isn't a rat...that you catch? She's Ratcatcher II from The Suicide Squad. - When Gamora kneecaps Kwol, the Orgosphere security chief played by Jennifer Holland:Lee: Hahaha, brutal. Harcourt's pretty tough, though. [Kwol screams in pain as she's dragged away] Or maybe not.
Star Wars
The Phantom Menace
- Lee talks about his first experience of watching Star Wars in the theaters. He at first recalls his parents bringing him but then remembers it might've actually been his grandmother. Then he realizes he's speaking to an audience of at least hundreds of thousands and backtracks to claim he watched it with his many friends and girlfriend.
- During the peach scene:Lee: [genuinely confused and unsure] ...Flirting...? [ding]
- Lee's proposed alternate titles for the movie.
- The Tragedy of Anakin Skywalker
- The Women I Love and How They Destroy Me
- Legs: Why Robotic Ones Are Better Note
- Adding a question mark to the infamous Greedo Shot First scene... all the while Lee conveniently doesn't acknowledge the edit and acts as if Han still shot first.
- In the same vein as above, Lee adds an "Image Corrupted" graphic over Jabba's face all the while praising how the movie holds off on showing the giant slug so as to maintain the intimidating mystery of the character.
- When the two star destroyers collide with each other, Lee says that not even the Empire is above making Jar Jar-level mistakes—and then wistfully mutters that Vader would have force choked him out so fast.
- Lee goes as far to say that "of all the changes in the Special Edition, I can't believe Lucas replaced Jabba with Harvey Weinstein in this scene." Then decides it's too insulting to Jabba.
- Lee becomes unintelligible and passes out, leaving the win counter running, during the Darth Vader Hallway Massacre.
- One of the reasons Lee likes the it is because Rey whines considerably less than the previous protagonists.
- Lee expresses his exasperation with the film's polarizing status.Lee: Remember those days? When the biggest complain about Star Wars was that Rey was too powerful? (wistfully) Those were the days.
- The milking scene subtracting a win, because it was that gross.
- On Kylo Ren's Shirtless Scene:Lee: Hahaha, meme win. (ding) But come on, Adam Driver's workout routine. Being so wide that you're memed isn't a bad thing. (ding)
- The Award is "The One Thing Chewie Needed". It shows Chewie about to take a bite out of a roasted Porg with the "salt" observation (from the battle of Crait) dubbed over.
- During the entry of the Knights of Ren, a Stormtrooper calls them "Ghouls". Lee mishears it by way of a Bad Lip Reading reference:Lee: "Gulls?" As in Seagulls?
Everything else:
- Pretty much any time Lee gets scared of something. Sometimes he'll win them anyway, but occasionally he'll rescind wins if it comes as a surprise.
- The entire Aragog scene in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, mainly because Lee is too busy freaking out over all the spiders and wanting to get it over with, resulting in him barely talking about it or explaining why he's giving it wins.
- A similar scene in Ant-Man where a bunch of ants cover Cross's hand to prevent him from firing a gun.
- And seeing the human-shaped Ditto's beady eyes in Pokémon Detective Pikachu.Lee: Whoa, no, that's...that's ev—KILL IT! Kill It with Fire!!
- At the first Jump Scare of The Invisible Man (2020), Lee wins it with an extremely deadpan: "That hurt my blood."
- Godzilla (2014):
- Lee yelling "Screw you, movie!" while deducting a win for the death of Joe Brody.
- Lee passing out and the win counter going up several points when Godzilla fires his atomic breath down Femuto's throat.
- Kingsman: The Golden Circle: Lee wonders if he's allowed to show the tracker entering Clara's vagina...while the footage is playing.
- Harry Potter:
- This rather...loud Retroactive Recognition:Lee: [when he sees Dean Thomas, played by Alfred Enoch] IS THAT WES GIBBINS???
- When Dumbledore, now played by Michael Gambon, roughly pats Ron's broken leg in Prisoner of Azkaban:Lee: Ron misses Richard Harris.
- All of Lee's jokes in the Goblet of Fire EGA about Doctor Who whenever David Tennant appeared as Barty Crouch, Jr.
- Lee very begrudgingly winning Ron and Hermione's Big Damn Kiss.
- Praising the level of effort that went into making Dolores Umbridge such a memorable Hate Sink is awesome. When he gets into analyzing her vocal inflections:Dripping with condescension at all times as she hits each consonant like it owes her money.
- This rather...loud Retroactive Recognition:
- Justice League (2017):
- When Barry Allen references Pet Sematary (1989), Lee suddenly goes off on a lengthy tangent about a time when he was 8 years old and his teacher accidentally showed his class the film, only to switch to Ferngully when she noticed the children were starting to sweat. Then Lee realized that his father, a lumberjack apparently, was the villain of the movie, which apparently led to Lee also killing many trees before settling down to do videos on Youtube. Then he assures the viewers that no, he wasn't referring to his dad as a black slime monster played by Tim Curry. Then he discovers with incredulity that they're remaking Pet Semetary with a target release date of 2019. THEN he wins Barry for clairvoyance. When Barry later brings up Pet Sematary again, Lee starts to go off on yet another tangent but his audio fades out before he can waste the viewer's time again and he gets back on track right away.
- The Lord of the Rings:
- Lee thinks every single actor in the series did a fantastic job with their performances...except for one. That one extra playing a guard in the background in one scene.
- Except that guy did a good job, too.
- What does he do when his video is a two parter and he knows some fans won't be happy about that? Play footage of his son playing in a puddle with the text "Be Distracted By the Cute Baby" on the screen.
- "Doug's dead."
- Lee thinks every single actor in the series did a fantastic job with their performances...except for one. That one extra playing a guard in the background in one scene.
- The Amazing Spider-Man:
- When a certain shot of Gwen comes up, Lee notes how weird it is that lap dances aren't addressed.
- At the point where Peter realizes his face is visible to those he fights, Lee narrates that he knows what to do now...get facial reconstruction surgery to look like Tom Holland (he even replaces the luchador mask with Holland's face).
- The Lion King (1994):
- "Pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom..."
- "Sure, when Rafiki does it, everyone prances around all happy, but when Michael Jack—you know what, never mind."
- When the title card appears, Lee accidentally calls the movie Kimba the White Lion before backpedaling and correcting himself.
- Lee did the unthinkable and made an "Everything GREAT About YouTube Rewind 2018" video. Only for the very first "win" to be a big text card saying "NOTHING." However, he does give a win for JaidenAnimations. Then the rest of this ten minute video is just the outro music playing over another text card saying "Subscribe to PewDiePie." In the video description he says the video is a joke and he actually doesn't hate it as much as most people do.
- "Everything Great About Threat Level Midnight"
- Knives Out:
- When the woman who helps Alan read Harlan's will, Lee wonders what her job is to the point of asking her actress in Twitter. A few minutes later, Rian Johnson gives the answer. Only when Lee reads the answer does he realize that Rian himself responded to him.
- Birds of Prey (2020)
- He nearly drops a win because Harley set fire to a goon's beautiful beard, but gives it to her for a brutal win.
- He also chuckles during Harley's scene of her continuously stabbing Zsasz with the needle, pausing when everyone gets into a Mexican Stand Off and giving his body one more stab.
- As Sionis gets blown up, Lee takes time to point out that his body parts look like they're forming a smiley face.
- The Mitchells vs. the Machines
- After Katie's comment that she can figure out a robot's arm-gun if she managed to teach herself Photoshop, Lee gives an affirmative since he taught himself Photoshop and Premiere and now knows everything.Lee: Because I pretend like Blender doesn't exist.
- After Katie's comment that she can figure out a robot's arm-gun if she managed to teach herself Photoshop, Lee gives an affirmative since he taught himself Photoshop and Premiere and now knows everything.
- Godzilla vs. Kong has a Running Gag in which Lee claims that Godzilla is a Sir Swears-a-Lot, whereas Kong is extremely stuffy and formal. Godzilla's subtitles get Censored for Comedy while Kong sounds like a proper British gentleman.
- Speaking of Running Gags, Lee suddenly dipping into "Philosophy Wins" moments for every time he explains scenes with philosophical undertones.
- (singing) "Lizard and Monkey killing Mechagodzilla / Saving the World, and starting a relationship."
- The Batman (2022): When Commissioner Savage tells Batman "Happy fucking Halloween", Lee deadpan notes that Jude tells him this every year.
- Zack Snyder's Justice League:
- The first part opens with a title card lampooning the 4:3 aspect ratio disclaimer at the beginning of the actual film — "This message is presented in a 4:3 format to preserve a joke in a YouTube video about superheroes fighting." The second part opens with a... similar message:"This message is presented in a 4:3 format to preserve the joke from last week that some of you didn't understand. The truth is, there's no joke. Zack Snyder made his movie in 4:3 for some reason, so we made our video in 4:3. We're nothing if not consistent."
- The first part opens with a title card lampooning the 4:3 aspect ratio disclaimer at the beginning of the actual film — "This message is presented in a 4:3 format to preserve a joke in a YouTube video about superheroes fighting." The second part opens with a... similar message:
