Funny / Cerberus High: Another Story

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• After summoning Adam’s heart in Elysium, Rouge orders Eden to eat it to gain his but the demon isn't willing to do it at first for obvious reasons.

  Eden: The hell is this?!

  Rouge: Adam’s heart.

  Eden: (nervous) And what exactly do you want me to do with this?

  Rouge: Consume it obviously.

  Eden: Nope, nope. Can’t don’t it. Sorry.

  Rouge: (narrows eyes) Why not?

  Eden: (getting frustrated) 'Cause! (...) It’s fucking wrong and disgusting. Even if he was an imp, this was still a person with feelings and a conscience!

  Rouge: I understand that, Eden, (...) But this is what needs to be done. It is the only way you can return to the mortal world and face Requiem.

  Eden: You can’t be serious about this… I really can’t...

  Rouge: It’s either that or I’ll rip out your heart and shove this one inside.

  Eden: (defeated silence)

  Rouge: (brings heart closer to his face) Now, eat.

  • Another funny exchange between the two happens not long after.
    Rouge: I believe you are ready now.

    Eden: Wait, seriously?!

    Rouge: (narrows eyes) What? Are you still hungry?

    Eden: Quit screwin’ around! I’m still missing my arm. yanno?!” (wiggling stub in exasperation)