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• Tawmee Worships Stalin
  • "Let go of mommy's ea-" (rips her entire ear off)
  • "Pin the tail on the SKATEBOARD!"
  • DOORBELL DOORBELL DOORBELL DOORBELL DOORBELL DOORBELL DOORBELL.
  • For a brief moment when Angelica grabs Tommy by the collar, we get a shot of his gigantic erection.
  • Tommy's head randomly snapping off his neck, with a sound effect and a quick splurt of blood.
  • This:
    Didi: (on a walkie-talkie) All men please report to base immediately!!
    Stu: ...Please say "over" when you finish talking, over.
    Didi: OVER!
  • And this:
    Tommy: I've got one thing to say to you guys.
    Phil and Lil: What?
    Tommy: Fuck.
  • Early on, there is a Running Gag where we get massive Sensory Abuse of Tommy crying. When the moment in the episode actually comes... the picture shrinks to minuscule size and the sound is barely audible.
  • And this too:
    Stu using a puppet: We now present for your entertainment
    Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
  • Another party guest comes to the door:
    Betty: Maybe that's them now!
    Didi: (walks over to door with a close up of her eye, then opens the door)
    Not Acceptable PSA Man: It's unacceptable to call me a NIGGA!
• Bear Forgets to Pay His Mortgage:
  • This scene:
    Tutter: "Boxes are so good for putting things in!"
    Bear: "That's what she said! (brief TV static, and then;) Thomas."
  • "Thank you, BEEEaaar." (in a chipmunked voice) "You're welcome, Tutter!"
  • "Bears like cocks too. Only it's hard to find one big enough."
  • "Look! It's Mojo Jojo!"
    Bear: "Everywhere you look. Everywhere you look. Everywhere you everywhere you everywhere you...Quart: "NO!"
  • "Nutella, Nutella, Nutella!"
  • (turns into a pear) "Me, I'm the shape of a pear!"
  • "RIP Tutter 1997-2013 He got crushed by a bear's ass ;_;"
    Bender: "SHUT UP AND GET TO THE POINT!!!"
  • "Sometimes I'm a retarded bear."
  • "Shaking that ass on the floor"
  • When Treelo finds the box:
    Treelo: "Box! Box! Box! Box! Box! Box!"
    Bear: "Tutter's gonna (in Treelo's voice) BOX!"
  • When Tutter receives his box:
    Tutter: "Well, I'll be fucking my box now." (starts doing exactly that) "OH, MY BOX! MY BOX!"
    Bear: "Good thing that box was erect."
  • Ojo, Pip and Pop singing the theme to Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!.
  • Bear's search for Shadow the Hedgehog instead of the Shadow we see in the actual show:
    Bear: "Where the fucking hell is Shadow? Do you see my friend Shadow?"
    (Shadow the Hedgehog appears)
  • "I think it's getting... (smash) dark."
  • Luna asking about Bear's day.
    Bear: It's Luna!
    Luna: How was your day in the big blue house?
    Bear: I got Tutter a—
    Luna: (faster) How was your day in the big blue house?
    Bear: We had to turn it...
    Luna: (even faster) How was your day in the big blue house?
    (long awkward pause from Bear)
    Luna: And Ojo, how was that little bear inthebigbluehouse?
    Bear: Everybody has one, everybody has one, ever ever everybody has one.
• You Are a Sad, Strange Little Man
  • The first scene, showing Luxo in the Pixar Vanity Plate busting and falling through a hole in the ground. Complete with the Goofy Holler.
  • This scene:
    Andy imitating Woody: "One-Eyed Bart!"
    Andy imitating Mr. Potato Head: "Can't touch me, Sheriff!"
    Patrick Star: "Touch."
    Andy imitating Mr. Potato Head: "Can't touch me!"
    (MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This" plays)
  • Andy gets a not-so-friendly compliment from Woody.
    Andy: You saved the day again, Woody!
    (Pulls Woody's pull string.)
    Woody (through pull string): I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!
  • Speaking of stock screams, "My leg!" overdubs the original's Wilhelm Scream when Buzz gets knocked out the window.
  • "I'm a troooooll man..."
  • "I hate to break up the staff meeting, but...THEY'RE HERE!"
  • "Melt him with your scary laser"
    (Woody accidentally melts his head, and starts screaming loudly)
  • YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT.
  • Woody and Buzz's fight becomes a Super Smash Bros. Brawl homage.
  • "There's a snake in my waterhole!"
  • Hannah's shirt is pointed out to have a familiar arrangement of butterflies.
  • Rex's search for Whiskers:
    Rex: "I think I found him. Whiskers, is that you?"
    Buzz: "Buzz Lightyear to Star Command..."
    Rex: "Buzz! Will you get out of here?"
  • Near the end, Woody and Buzz are seen flying straight into the World Trade Center... only to simply tap the side of it and fall.
• Hungmer Entertains Little Kiddies
  • "In Germany, Santa whips children"
  • This gem...
    Mr. Largo: Now, presenting LISA SIMPSON as Tawunga.
    (Lisa does her native dance, only for sirens to sound with the caption "CHILD NUDITY ALERT!!!", after which Chris Hansen appears) ^note Though the DVD Commentary of the original episode confirmed that Lisa isn’t actually naked but wearing a skin-colored leotard to give the illusion that she is.
  • "The fifth grade will now favor us with a dick in my ass."
    Helen Lovejoy: Won't won't somebody please THINK OF THE CHILDRE-E-E-E-E-...
  • Marge's letter:
    Marge: "We had some sadness and some gladness this year. First, the gladness; Bart was unexpectedly run over and went to Hell. But we bought a new Bart; Bart II. Speaking of life going on, Grandpa died."
    Homer: "Haven't you finished that goddamn letter yet?"
  • "Oh, Lisa, you've asked for that for the last three DAYS!!!"
  • Bart's wish list:
    Marge: A Pony?
    Bart: (wearing a Fluttershy hat) Yeah, they're cool!
  • Ned Flanders' Christmas lights shorting out, followed by Nelson's trademark "Ha-ha!" laugh.
  • The location of where Marge puts the Christmas money. It's not in her hair, hence why it’s censored.
  • Bart getting his dick removed.
    Bart: It used to be a real boss dick!
    Lisa: Mom had to spend all the Christmas money on crack.
    Marge: (shakes the empty money jar exponentially violently)
    Homer: You stupid, goddamn sluls!
  • Homer's Santa training.
    Teacher: You're not really Santa, tubby.
    Homer: NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!!! (punches teacher's head off)
  • "Cash will be paid in buttsex." ("Thirteen fucks!?")
  • The ending
    Homer: I don't want to leave 'till our dog finishes.
    (one eternity later; Homer and Bart are now skeletons)
    Homer: Ah, fuck it. Let's go.
• Benny Gets Fingered by Black People
  • "Funding for fucking Barney and Friends has been made po-po-po-o-o-o-o-o-o-o by pussies like YOOOOOUUUUUUU!"
  • The opening theme stutters for a ridiculous amount of time until Plankton loudly asks "WILL YOU GO ALREADY?".
  • ♪"Barney is a barneysaur from our imagination!"♪
  • ♪"ABCs and 123s and AB3s and 1BCs and Bs 2 As and CBeebies"♪
  • Barney says "Yep", which is followed by Ducky, Dale Gribble, Big Macintosh and Buhdeuce repeating the word as per their catchphrases.
    • That comes complete with a blink-and-you'll-miss-it message from Jack, promising that will not make a Breadwinners poop.
  • "Masturbation can make every day more special."
  • This:
    Min: Indian Indian (Apu flashes about during the second mention of "Indian") what thijdsdjisohds is? (gesturing to a stump)
    Barney: I'm stumped!
    CM Punk: You're not funny and nobody likes you.
  • "Yummy! Yummy! Yummy! ♪I got love in my tummy!♪"
    • During that part, the author put in a long, split-second message insulting the viewer for pausing the video to read it and write it in the comments to spoil the joke.
  • Barney gets shocked by lightning, then an In Memoriam message appears while the theme from Titanic (1997) plays.
    "Barney Barneyson: 1988-2014"
  • ♪"Barney's penis is short and stout..."♪
  • "♪When I get all steamed up, then I shout...♪ (WOMEN IN A NUTSHELL)"
  • A series of drumrolls begin Barney's song, only for them to segue into the 20th Century Fox fanfare.
  • Tina gets her head crushed by a anvil.
  • "It's ea-ea-ea-easy to turn grey Blue Sky!''
  • "He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl, and he called for his COCK, and he called for his pipe (a flute appears) and he called for his Bulbasaur!"
• Trains and Badly Drawn Pigs Don't Mix Well
  • The Britt Allcroft Company Vanity Plate getting interrupted by the Fat Controller yelling "Silence!"
  • During the title sequence, the narrator gets frustrated when Thomas doesn't show up. Thomas then rushes in, apologizes, and explains that he was masturbating.
  • As Henry approaches the bridge as Thomas does in the title sequence (complete with the title theme music playing), HENRY AND THE GENERIC TITLE shows up onscreen.
  • Gordon and his coaches disappearing when they pass by the signal.
  • "Then he saw some stoners on the bridge." (spazzes out and wolf whistles) "...he whistled!"
  • "Will the fat control- Wander over Yonder WANDER OVER YONDER?"
    James doesn't actually say "wander over yonder" in the actual episode. Trust me, I checked.
  • Gordon attempting to make his own YouTube Poop until Sony Vegas crashes on him.
    Gordon: "Botheration! We were going so nicely too!"
  • Edward puffing and pushing the coaches but getting nowhere for several seconds. As he does this, Gordon suggests to Sir Topham Hatt to let Henry try.
    • Edward is still pushing the coaches at the very end of the video.
  • This scene:
    Peppa: "I'm Pepper/ I'm Daddy Pig/ I'm Troy McClure"
  • Peppa snorting the Athletic theme from Yoshi's Island as a sprite of Yoshi from Yoshi's Island DS runs past her.
  • Daddy Pig screaming part of the Death Note theme.
  • "Peppa and George and Peppa and George and Peppa and George and Peppa and George cannot go outside."
  • This scene:
    Narrator: "Peppa loves jumping in George."
    Sparky: "Child abuse!"
  • This:
    Narrator: "Peppa likes to look after her little brother George."
    (George runs offscreen and gets hit by a car)
  • Peppa and George clones running out of the house.
    Narrator: "Peppa and George are wearing their boots. Peppa and George are wearing their boots."
• SpingeBill Travels Half the Globe For a Hat
  • A black pirate with a weird facial expression from the live-action opening sequence is zoomed on with "WHAT DID YOU SAY, NI-", which then gets cut off by a "DINGY AHOY-YOY".
  • SpongeBob and the Calendar:
    SpongeBob (in Plankton's voice): "Sorry about this, Calendar."
    (SpongeBob rips a page off)
    Calendar: "Aaaagh! Why would you do this?!".
  • Plankton later says the same line in SpongeBob's voice.
  • SpongeBob inviting Patrick to "where all the action is"...which turns out to be watching Sandy dance on a stripper pole.
    Mrs. Puff: Nine dollars for this?!
  • "Perch Perkins here, comin' to you—FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!
  • The creator trying to resist, and eventually succumbing to, the urge to make another 9/11 joke.
  • "It's EmperorLemon scented!"
  • "You confess to the crime of touching the king's daughter?"
  • Mario freezing Mr. Krabs with an ice flower.
    King Neptune: Frozen! (a short, distorted clip of Olaf flashes onscreen)
  • This scene:
    Mindy: There's a giant cyclops who prays to Allah!
    Patrick: You're sexy.
  • Plankton tortures Squidward by playing for him the infamous "toenail scene" from the episode "House Fancy", and when he tries to run for the door, he gets ambushed by title cards from other despised SpongeBob episodes. Of course, One Coarse Meal and A Pal For Gary are at the top (The Splinter gets shoved to the side however...)
  • SpongeBob getting touched by the old lady, who unmasks herself as post-80s Michael Jackson.
    • Followed by SpongeBob and Patrick trying to drive away from the monster Mario Kart-style and get hit by a blue shell.
  • SpongeBob and Patrick coming to terms with their sexualities.
    SpongeBob: Face it, Pat. We're gay.
    Patrick: We're not gay!
    SpongeBob: OPEN YOUR EYES, PATRICK!!! We blow cocks! We eat cum! We worship a penis, for corn's sake!
  • Mindy flashing her breasts to SpongeBob and Patrick, then all three engaging in an orgy.
  • Dennis sprouting a Hitler mustache.
  • Who crushes Dennis?
    SpongeBob: IT'S PSY!
  • The credits sequence when SpongeBob and Patrick "die":
    Directed by a jar of marmalade
    Produced by some bread crumbs I found on my blanket
    Written by my baby teeth
  • "...under my UMBRELLA! ELLA! ELLA!"
  • The Stinger: An In Memoriam card announces that the movie marks the end of a wonderful TV series... only for the season 4 DVD to pop up ("GODDAMMIT, IT'S STILL ON!!!").

• SpingeBill's Twelve Minutes of Faggotory
  • Moe Syszlak mistakes Mike Roth's name in the credits for Mike Rotch.
  • Spongebob's lack of recollecting the time he subbed to Cartoonlover98.
    SpongeBob: If you can have anything in the world (rawr) what would it be?
    Patrick: Uhh... MOAR time for ****ing.
  • A sorta running gag is that half of the instances of "Chocolate" is a forward-reverse.
    Spongebob: Good afternoon, sir.
    (Chocolate Guy opens and closes the door upon sight)
  • Upon a failed attempt to flatter the customer, said customer replies with:
    Fish: Chocolate has sugar, and sugar turns to sugar. (Turns into Thomas's O face)
  • Patrick's bizarre way of using Barnacle Chips.
    Patrick: "Eat Barnacle Chips; They're delicious."
    Spongebob: They are most certainly not delicious!
    Patrick: Not the way I use 'em! The scene then cuts to a close-up of Patrick's groin area as he holds a Barnacle Chip, bringing it closer to said area.
  • The time they sold Chocolate to the old lady's older mama.
    Old Fish: They're selling Chosh!
    Old Fish's Mama: What did you say, nigga?
    Old Fish: THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!!!
    Patrick: You rub it on your foreskin, and it makes you live forever.
    Old Fish's Mama: Start rubbing me with that chocolate!
    O_O
  • And then the ending, where Spongebob and Patrick are carrying the con artist in his bandaged guise;
    Spongebob: Careful, put him down gently.
    Patrick: (Drops the con artist fish's head)
    GODDAMMIT PATRICK NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DONE
  • This immediately cuts to some kaleidoscope visuals along with ear-rape, both of which goes on for almost 20 seconds.
    Ringo Starr: That was good, said The Red Controller.

• Purzee Inhales Fog
  • 'The first fags had begun to roll in from the sea.' (Justin Bieber's face passes by).
  • Percy and the Foghorn:
    Percy: "OOOOHHHHHHHHH....bollocks! That fucking horn is so damn loud it rattles my fucking ass, and it doesn't even make my motherfucking penis tingle!"
    Driver: "Still, we better slow down."
    Percy: "NoOoOoOoO!!!"
    (Percy crashes into the horn three times.)
    Michael Angelis: The foghorn was crushed.
  • This:
    Sir Topham Hatt: "Instead of replacing Cyril with a foghorn, we'll replace Cyril with a foghorn."
    Cyril: "Fuck you, sir."
  • CartoonLover98 congratulating himself on making it through an entire YouTube Poop without a single ear rape, only to ruin it a second later when Percy says, "THAT'S LOUD!".
• Benny's Unusual Cow Parade may be an older poop, but it still has hilarious moments.
  • The Baloney and Kids theme song being played during the title sequence.
  • The obviously censored scene where it is heavily implied that Barney ejaculated on the children.
  • Barney and the children finding the treasure (a rainbow), only to have it go back in the chest, complete with Losing Horns.
• The Phat Kuntroller's Groin Smells Like Fish (This link leads to a censored reupload on YouTube. The full version, with the split-second "Hitler Entertainment" logo at the end, can be found on the Internet Archive.)
  • This scene:
    Narrator: Who's that, puffing down the track?
    Squidward: It's me, you dunce!
  • and this scene:
    Narrator: Thomas was mourning, when The Fat Controller rose from the dead.
    Sir Topham Hatt: (suddenly shoots his arm out from under his burial ground)
    Thomas: Bust my buffers!
  • also this scene:
    Narrator: Thomas didn't like fish because they smelled like fish.
  • Around 20 seconds later…
    Narrator: "The Troublesome Trucks decided to fuck Thomas."
    Thomas (while being raped by one of the trucks): "Cinders and ashes!"
    The Nostalgia Critic: "Do trains have sperm?"
    • Made a bit funnier on how fluent the sentence-mixing is in that scene.''
  • Sir Topham Hatt trying to tell Thomas he has caused confusion and delay, only to keep getting interrupted by the dramatic music cue. He eventually yells at it to be quiet.
  • How two of the times the word fish is said are replaced with shit.
    Narrator: When he got to the Villager, there were lots of trucks. Whhooooooolllllle stack full'a shit.
    Thomas: Essssssspecially when you smell of shit!
  • Thomas about to crash into Salty, only for the wrong clip to play.
• Spingebill Trains for a Job He's Shit At
  • The opening credits:
  KUNTY KRAB SURVEILLANCE VIDEO
  STORYBOARD DIRECTORS
  Some guy in an ambulance
  Fluttershy
  STORYBOARD ARTIST
  Fluttershy
  Bubble Bass
  WRITTEN BY
  Homer Simpson
  A bottle of Coke
  Fluttershy
  ANIMATION DIRECTOR
  Woody Woodpecker
  CREATIVE DIRECTOR
  Fluttershy
  • During the opening montage, a shot of the bathrooms contains a hippo head.
  • The acronym S.H.I.T. -- Squidward Has Icy Tits
  SpongeBob: ...what?
  • SpongeBob pulling a screamer picture out of a filing cabinet.
  • When Patrick enters the Krusty Krab:
  Squidward: Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else!
  Patrick: Great idea, Squidward! (goes to a desert)
  • "The secret formula is lemons."
  "Don't you believe it."
  • "There's plenty of time left!" (video ends)
• Honree vs. the Flying Kipper the Dog
  Ringo Starr: ONE winter evening, Henry crashed. A clip of Henry crashing into the brakevan plays immediately after.
  • Henry's no good at keeping promises:
    Henry's Driver: "Don't tell Gordon, but I think James is gay."
    Henry: "Ha ha ha! Don't worry, I won't tell Gordon..."
    (The next day...)
    Henry: "Hey, Gordon! Guess what?"
  • A go-o-o-o-d strain was letting the Flying Kipper masturbate, and the Driver and the Fireman were drinking coke in the brakevan.
    Driver: "Come on, Fireman, back to our engine."
    Fireman: "No!"
    Both drivers: "Come on, Fireman!"
    Fireman: "I'm not moving!"
    Driver: "Oh, well. What's the worst that could happen?"
    (Henry crashes into the brakevan.)
• Unfinished Simpsons Poop (The link leads to a censored reupload, which is all that's currently available.)
  • Sexico:
    Announcer: "Mexico, or Mexico, or Sexico!"
    (Cue a sex scene with two Mexican flags.)
  • Homer's suicide:
    Homer: "Oh, I'll kill myself."
    (Cut to the next scene, where Homer hangs himself, and the credits roll.)
  • Homer and the Insurance Salesman:
    Insurance Salesman: "Intruders could come in down the chimney, through the chimney, even hidden in your ''chimney''. I have it all for just five dollars."
    Homer: "Five dollars? Aw!"
  • During the scene where Homer has to go five days without shooting something, the cast of One Direction, the Google+ Logo, The poster for the seventh season of Spongebob Squarepants, and Weegee (shouting overused Spadinner jokes in YouTube Poop) all pass by him. On the fifth day, Jack admits he has no ideas, and proceeds to ear rape the viewer.
  • Homer masturbating in the restroom.
  • Homer shooting Marge's head off.
• (insert quote from the movie here)
  • "Simulation terminated. Termination simulated."
  • "Hey look, Betty!"
  • Mike appearing in a Cheesy Poofs commercial.
  • "You've been jealous of my looks since the fourth grade, pal." (a clip from Monsters University appears with the words "PLOTHOLE!" appearing over it)
  • Roz spying on Mike masturbating.
    Roz: I'm watching you, Wazowski; Always watching!
  • This part:
    Monster: I could've DIED!!
    (monster gets slapped to the tune of EastEnders)
    Monster: DIED!!!
    • This becomes a Brick Joke when it happens later with Mike and Celia, and 'Wait I already did this joke' comes on instead.
  • The Ebola outbreak at the factory.
  • This brief moment:
    Waternoose: What else can go wrong?
    Bubsy: What could possibly go wro-
    (gets crushed by Mario)
    Mario: "Shut up-a yo' face!"
  • Sully flushing Boo down the toilet. Jack then apologizes for taking it too far.
    "Aww, come on, man."
  • Randall's epic, overdrawn sneeze soon after that.
  • "That's my cousin's sister's daughter's sister's cousin's daughter's cousin's Mike's daughter's sister's daughter's cousin, sir."
  • The various things Sully finds in the bathroom:
    • Mr. Hankey.
    • A live-action sponge.
      "Oh, that's real nice."
    • Finally, he walks in on Mike taking a crap.
  • Mike pulling down SpongeBob's door.
  • "Say hello to the Semen Extractor." "Oh, hey!"
  • "...because of YOU!"
• Some Trains Fock Around With Ducks
  • The opening credits having the music altered to be the Red Dwarf theme and the text reading "Thomas The Gay Engine and Lovers".
  • This conversation:
    Percy: "Do you know what?"
    Gordon: "What?"
    Percy: "Do you know what?"
    Gordon: "What?"
    Percy: "Do you know what what what what what what what what in the butt?"
    James: "Rubbish! Any engine could do the Fat Controller. If you shat on me, this yard would be a crappier place."
    Percy: "Hmmm..."
    (Percy begins to shit on James)
    James: "Wait, wait, wait! I was just kidding!"
  • This gem:
    Duck: "Do they make you do things, Percy?"
    Percy: "Yes, they do!"
    (Cue Duck smirking)
    Duck: "What kind of things?"
    (Cue Percy's sad face)
  • This bit:
    Fat Controller: "Hello, Percy. You look like a tire!"
    (We see a tire with Percy's angry face on)
    Percy: "I don't!"
  • James, Gordon, and Henry watched Duck quietly doing his work.
    Henry: (with a huge-ass grin on his face) We'll fuck about with him!
  • This snippet:
    Narrator: "The Fat Controller was looking at hot porn at home."
  • Gordon, Henry and James being refused access into a One Direction concert.
    Gordon: "They won't let us in!"
  • This scene:
    Sir Topham Hatt: "Gordon, James and Henry are niggers. As for you!"
    Patrick Star: "Who, me?"
  • Ringo Starr singing his own version of the Bob the Builder theme song, particularly during the closing credits.
    Fat Controller
    Can he do it?
    Fat Controller
    No, he can't
    
    Thomas, Percy, Gordon
    Diesel too
    Duck, James and Toby
    Edward too
    
    Fat and the gang
    Have sex all day
    HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    
    Fat Controller
    Can he do it?
    Fat Controller
    No, he can't
• Who Framed Rog Rabbit
  • This bit of sentence mixing:
    Roger Stockburger: "Do you want to cum on me? Well, you've come to the right place. Send me a photo of your penis and I'll tell the world about your virginity. Need a longer penis?"
  • This scene:
    Rog: "Hey, I'm Rog!"
    The Nostalgia Critic: "No fucking shit!"
  • SpongeBob noticing a microscopic spot of paint on the dollar on Rog's screen.
• Penis and Sperm Adopt an African Child
  • The opening really gets you into the mood.
    • Phineas humping a mummy.
      Singers: Fucking a mummy!
    • Phineas and Ferb falling off the Eiffel Tower.
    • Phineas and Ferb creating nanobots that spell out "GO TO HELL" instead of "HELLO".
    • This scene:
      Singers: "Phineas and Ferb are gonna do a monkey!"
      (A clip of Phineas humping Curious George is shown)
  • Alright, Pinhead:
    Singers: "Pinhead Pierre!"
    Patrick: "Who you calling Pinhead?"
  • "Check it out; We're Superdudes!"
    Random kid: (pointing at Candace, whose head has been replaced with Animal Crossing: New Leaf) Look, everybody; It's that control freak!
  • Other great moments include:
    Candace:Hold it right there, busters, before I squeal, and you know I must. (Squeals like a pig)
    Phineas: (with an inconsistent voice) We're building a cartoonlover98 memorial!
    cartoonlover98: Oh you shouldn't have!
    • Abruptly retired pooper Nunof Yerbizness was making a 16:9 HD remake of this poop, but it never released because his laptop lost everything.
• Roodog's Electrical Nasal Device
  • Rudolph firing a laser at Santa from his nose.
    • During this scene, a split-second message from cartoonlover98 acknowledges that he needs to find new explosive stock footage.
  • "Well, hi there! Go to hell!"
    • Rudolph was just born, so therefore he had no idea what the hell Santa just said
  • "Every year, I shine up my jingle bells for eight lucky reindeer."
  • "Finish the job, or you're FIRED!"
  • The boss elf's attempt at conducting his chorus.
    Boss Elf: And a one-a, and a two-a, and a three-a...
    (instruments play a long blasting note)
    Boss Elf: (deformed) The tenor section was weak!
  • When Rudolph's nose is exposed.
    Fireball: A SPY!
    Coach: Get him!
  • "I don't need eyes." (eyes disappear while the THX deep note plays)
  • "We're fit!"
    (Rudolph and Hermie's heads are photoshopped on muscular bodies.)
  • cartoonlover98 trolling us by making us think our Internet is slowing down the video.
  • Yukon Cornelius tossing his pickax into the air...only for it to land in his skull.
  • This scene:
    Charlie-in-the-Box: "My name is..."
    Rudolph: "Don't tell me!"
    (One Jeopardy! Thinking Music later...)
    Rudolph: "Jack?"
    Charlie-in-the-Box: "Incorrect! Incorrect!"
    (Several guns are now pointed at Rudolph and shoot at him)
  • Bumbles "playing" with Clarice.
    Clarice: I AIN'T NO BUNNY RABBIT!!!
  • This scene:
    Santa: "Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
    Rudolph: "No."
    Santa: "Rudolph."
    Rudolph: "I don't wanna."
    Santa: "You are guiding my sleigh, and you're gonna like it!"
• Hummer Shitson's Pussy Fetish
  • There was a missing scene in the YTP where Homer was kissing Fluttershy's… Oof. Said missing scene was found in a brief moment in Nostalgia Critic's Review on cartoonlover98.
  • Thomas the Tank Engine crashing through the Simpsons' house.
    • During this scene, a split-second message from cartoonlover98 acknowledges that the last Thomas-related joke (The Harmonica store playing the Thomas The Tank Engine theme song) was less than ten seconds before.
  • Ned spending two hours repeatedly walking into his front door, before eventually exploding.
  • "AW HELL-DIDDLY-ding-dong-CRAP!"
  • Ned beating up Homer, then killing him with a chainsaw.
    Homer: "Hey, I got off pretty easy."
• Raydink's Creepy-Ass Holiday Special
  • "Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!"
  • "Justin Bieber is missing! I'll send out a party at once!"
  • "I do what all fathers do; I do babies."
  • When Rudolph meets Quarter Past Five:
    Rudolph: "May I call you 'Quart' for short?"
    Quart: "NO!"
  • The Nostalgia Critic's reaction to a close-up of Eon's talons:
    "Hang this picture over your baby's crib tonight! Kryptonite!"
    Quart: "You see, NO!"
  • Father Time's dick may not cum.
    Quart: "Do forgive me, but NO!"
  • SpongeBob singing "Stepping on the Beach" while following Rudolph.
    Rudolph: "OH NO! It's aeaeaeaeaeae…"
  • Quart: "NO!"
  • The Flintstones theme playing in Archipelagos.
  • "It's only THREE DAYS! until December the 31st."
  • This scene:
    Rudolph (singing): "Have a little fai..."
    Fender: "This is not a musical."
• (OLD, ABONANDONED POOP) The rise of the Mecha Chocolate Guy
  • The opening credits
    Starring Springboob Squirepin, Tommy the tanky egnjinn, Woodl and Butt,
    Look I don't want this intro dragging out too long, so here's a simple, "and the rest".
  • The fake ending
    (SpongeBob shoots Chocolate Guy with a gun, while blood leaks everywhere)
    "The end. Thanks so much for getting me to 10,000 subscribers. In my two years on YouTube, I never...
    SpongeBob: FLAPPING FLOTSAM! WHAT'S THAT?!
  • The scene with Patrick
    Patrick: SpongeBob, what's wrong?
    SpongeBob: Patrick, Chocolate Guy's taking over the world. We need to work together and...
    (Patrick envisions SpongeBob speaking gibberish, and shows him in the theme song for My Little Pony Friendshipis Magic, complete with a ponyfied SpongeBob, which Patrick clops to).
  • Mecha Chocolate Guy, crushing Sandy to death:
    Sandy: Stay back, you no good...
    (squish)
    SpongeBob: This is terrible!!!
  • "Oh that SpongeBob!
  • Mecha Chocolate Guy destroys tons of stuff on land, yet he just stands there when he sees the twin towers.
  • The conversation between SpongeBob and Thomas.
    Thomas: Where's Percy?!
  • Edward is still puffing and pushing the coaches, until Mecha Chocolate Guy steps on him.
  • Mecha Chocolate Guy putting a penny on the tracks, causing Percy to derail and crash.
  • The battle scene (instead of normal battle music we get an instrumental version of the Wander over Yonder theme music).
• Star Shrek - The Next Generation
  • Buck Cluck's lines being used in the storybook opening.
  • SHREK/FIONA HOT SHIT FETISH SEX TAPE!!!
    Shrek: "Better out than in, I always say."
  • This bit:
    Shrek: "They'll shave your pubes, and squeeze the JELLY from your vagina!"
  • Shrek roaring so loud, that the Earth explodes.
    Shrek: And stay out!
  • "I can change! I can change!"
  • "I'm a boy." (penis grows longer)
  • When Donkey starts flying:
    Donkey: "Hey, I can fly!"
    People: "He's flying! He's flying! He's really, really flying!"
    • If you pause at the right moment, you can see Donkey flying into the World Trade Center.
  • This exchange:
    Shrek: "Really?"
    Donkey: "Really really!"
    Shrek: "Really really?"
    Donkey: "Yes, yes, really really!"
    Shrek: "Really really really?"
    Donkey: "Yes, yes already! I'm good, I'm good!"
  • This scene:
    Donkey (standing next to Boulder): "That is a nice boulder."
    (Rusty suddenly appears atop Boulder.)
    Rusty: "Boulder."
  • Shrek walking in on the Wolf having sex with Fiona.
  • Gingy's interrogration.
    Farquaad: "I'm the ginger!"
    Gingy: "Eat my cock!"
    Farduaad: "All right then!" (Bites off Gingy's candy cane cock)
  • (Thelonius breaks a mirror in one punch) "That's seven years bad luck!"
  • Shrek and Donkey mistaking Princess Peach's castle for Lord Farquaad's.
  • Donkey kicking a knight's head off.
  • This Call-Back to a joke used earlier in the video.
    Donkey: "Really?"
    Shrek: "Really really."
    Donkey: "Really really?"
    Shrek: "Yes, yes..."
    (Record Needle Scratch)
    Mr. Enter: "We've done all this before!"
  • Donkey falling into the lava pit.
  • When Shrek rescues Princess Fiona:
    Shrek: Kiss my ass!
    Princess Fiona: What kind of old lady are you?
  • This scene:
    Shrek: "That's the moon."
    Luna: "How was your day in the Big Blue House?"
  • During the scene where the bird inflates, a montage of inflation fan art appears, including pictures of Kitty Katswell, Amy Rose, and Rainbow Dash, with a caption above them all that says, DEVIANTART IN A NUTSHELL. SpongeBob then masturbates to these pictures.
  • Shrek and Donkey arguing
    Shrek: Stubborn asshole!
    Donkey: Stinky hat!
  • "Shut up and take my money!"
  • EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!
    Shrek: All right, cut it out!!!
  • Chuckie Finster crashing Princess Fiona and Lord Farquaad's wedding.
  • I love you
    Ew Faggot
• Unfinished Spingebill Poop
  • This exchange:
    Painty: "Are you ready, kids?"
    Kids: "You stink!"
  • SpongeBob screaming as Hans pulls him away.
  • Thomas the Tank Engine whistling the theme song's final notes.
  • "What a beautiful day, and here I am trapped in prison."
  • "SpongeBob, stop singing Bel-Air!"
  • Squidward saying, "My Leg!" as Mr. Krabs pushes him away.
• This Doodle Toons short, especially the ending. After Goldie's attempt at getting a boyfriend doesn't go quite as planned...
  Goldie: I don't understand! This book says it works everytime! (zoom out to reveal the book in question is the AnimatedJames Guide to Love)
• Two 6ft Pyjama Donning Fruits Molest Stuffed Animals
  • (showing one of the Bananas moving near the other's crotch area) "The Bananas have been doing some very odd jobs."
  • The Bananas doing the Can-Can.
  • Lulu walking in on Morgan masturbating.
• Why are you pooping this episode again
  • "I didn't wink last night!" (policeman winks) "IT WAS SO QUIET."
  • "Sos!" said Thomas. I only said "Fuck the police".
  • "The Fat Controller was having breakfast. He was eating his wife."
  • The Fat Controller being put in Teletubbies, much to his dismay.
  • "At the PlayStation, Thomas's driver, Thomas's driver, Thomas's - Thomas's - Thomas's driver told the Fish Controller what had happened."
  • Thomas being excited at the prospect of being dropped off at sea.
• His Grand Finale, You Are Still a Sad, Strange Little Man:
  • The Pixar lamp getting launched into space and getting hit by the Planet Express ship.
  • Buzz flying past the dinosaurs from The Good Dinosaur.
  • RELIGIOUS DEBATES
    God: Pray to me.
    Buzz: Not today!
    God: Now you've done it!
  • When Buzz doesn't die when Zurg fires his later at him, Zurg sics SammyClassicSonicFan (the "Give Sonic Boom a Chance" kid).
    SammyClassicSonicFan: "GIVE IT A CHAAAAAAAANCE!!!"
    (Buzz explodes, and Patrick Star is revealed to have been playing the game on his Game Boy.)
    Patrick: "Aw, I got dead again!"
  • Meme Origins. Meme Origins Everywhere.
    Buzz: "You'll be fucking hoes."
    Woody: "They're called whores, Buzz."
  • Rex turning on the TV to find Donald Trump going on a cartoonish Hitler rant.
  • "Buck-Buck-Buck, and that's Cheap-Cheap-Cheap!"
  • Woody masturbating Buster.
    "Red rocket! Red rocket, he-he!"
  • Andy's playtime scene:
    Andy imitating Hamm: "Shark?"
    Homer Simpson: "Aaaah! Sharkboy!"
    (The poster for The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl is shown for a split second.)
    Andy Imitating Hamm: "Death by Buzz Lightyear?"
    Andy imitating Woody: "I choose shoes!"
    (A pair of shoes is shown, and the sound of Chirping Crickets can be heard.)
    Andy imitating Hamm: "That's not a choice!"
  • This exchange when Andy discovers Woody is alive:
    Andy: "Woody Lightyear!"
    (Woody screams as Andy rips his arm.)
    Andy: "Woody?"
    Woody: "That's right! We've been alive this whole time!"
    Andy: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
  • This:
    *camera shows car pulling out of driveway from Andy's room window*
    Voiceover: *as camera zooms in on an SNES* THE SUPER NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
    *cut to Mario getting a blow job from Luigi*
    The Nostalgia Critic: Now you're playing with incest.
    idk what the point of this joke is
  • Andy blasting Woody out of a cannon and right into Sid's house! Followed by an incredibly fast credits sequence as the Seinfeld theme plays. This text involves in-jokes, fourth-wall humor, even Morty complaining about how fast the text is, and Rick telling him to stop whining.
  • "Aah, someone's cumming!" (a wet condom lands on Rex)
  • Al masturbating Woody.
  • Woody trying to open the air grate, only for his friends to bust through the grate and send him flying out the window.
  • Woody: "There's a snake in my waterhole!"
    Jessie: "Say hello to the prostitute!"
    (A boxed Bratz Catz doll is shown, and Woody laughs.)
  • Shrek coming out of the outhouse that Woody and Bullseye jump over.
  • "And out...oh, out come Bubbles."
  • "You'll all be ruined! Spending eternity rotting in some landfill!"
  • "And they're like, 'Jump!', and he's like, 'No!', and they're like, 'Jump!', and he's like, 'No!', and they're like, 'Jump!', and he's like, 'Okay.'"
  • "It was at this moment Buzz knew...he fucked up."