Funny / Canadian Bacon

• The whole movie is full of these, but particularly anything about Canada, or the president are bound to give you a few laughs
• "The Americans public's attention-span is as short as your dick!"
• President: "Someone get me intelligence. I need intelligence."
• "Canadians are always dreaming up a lot of ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! ... Celsius! ... Neil Young!"
• Never insult Canadian beer. At a Canadian hockey game.
• Boomer and his group get stopped by a provincial police officer. He asks Boomer to step out of the truck, and chides him...for failing to write his anti-Canada graffiti in both English and French, as per Canadian law.
  • "I do have to fine you. That will be $1000 Canadian, or $10 American dollars if you prefer."
  • The officer conveniently has a can of spray paint on hand, implying he's done this routine before.
• The three main characters singing "Born in the U.S.A." while forgetting all of the lyrics.
• Anti-Canadian propaganda:
  • "The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Myers. Alex Trebek. ^{List of Canadians:}  Peter Jennings, Morley Safer, Leslie Nielsen, Raymond Burr, Louis B. Mayer, Ivan Reitman, Tommy Chong, Lorne Greene, John Kenneth Galbriath, Rick James, Leonard Cohen, Mary Pickford, Rich Little, Paul Anka, Joni Mitchell, Rick Moranis, K.D. Lang, Jack Werner All of them, Canadians. All of them here."
  • "Most of Canada's vast military technology has been built and supplied by the United States" is demonstrated with stock footage of Mounties charging on horseback.
  • The CN Tower is described as being "the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts."
  • "Congress is also asking intelligence agencies to investigate why the Canadians maintain a threatening lead in Zamboni technology."
  • "Think of your children pledging allegiance to the Maple Leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray all day, every day."