History Funny / CanadianBacon

** "I do have to fine you. [[RiduculousExchangeRates That will be $1000 Canadian, or $10 American dollars if you prefer.]]"

** "I do have to fine you. That will be $1000 Canadian, or $10 American dollars if you prefer."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDGkQiwh_qg Boomer and his group get stopped by a [[Creator/DanAykroyd provincial police officer]]. He asks Boomer to step out of the truck, and chides him...[[DoWrongRight for failing to write his anti-Canada graffiti in both English and French, as per Canadian law]].

* The three main characters singing "Born in the U.S.A." ''[[WhatAnIdiot while forgetting all of the lyrics]]''.

* Boomer and his group are pulled over in their truck [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyO1ILQAGsU by]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDGkQiwh_qg a]] [[Creator/DanAykroyd provincial police officer]]. He asks Boomer to step out of the truck, and chides him...[[DoWrongRight for failing to write his anti-Canada graffiti in both English and French, as per Canadian law]].

** The trooper conveniently has [[NoodleImplements a can of spray paint on hand]], implying he's done this routine before.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbfBzWJVbX4 Anti-Canadian propaganda]]
** "The Canadians. They walk among us. Creator/WilliamShatner. Creator/MichaelJFox. Creator/MontyHall. Creator/MikeMyers. Creator/AlexTrebek.[[labelnote: List of Canadians:]] Creator/PeterJennings, Creator/MorleySafer, Creator/LeslieNielsen, Creator/RaymondBurr, Creator/LouisBMayer, Creator/IvanReitman, Creator/TommyChong, Creator/LorneGreene, Creator/JohnKennethGalbriath, Creator/RickJames, Creator/LeonardCohen, Creator/MaryPickford, Creator/RichLittle, Creator/PaulAnka, Music/JoniMitchell, Creator/RickMoranis, Creator/KDLang, Creator/JackWerner[[/labelnote]] All of them, Canadians. ''All of them here.''"

** "Congress is also asking intelligence agencies to investigate why the Canadians maintain a threatening lead in Zamboni technology."

** "Congress is also asking intelligence agencies to investigate why the Canadians maintain a threatening league in Zamboni technology."

** "The Canadians. They walk among us. Creator/WilliamShatner. Creator/MichaelJFox. Creator/MontyHall. Creator/MikeMyers. Creator/AlexTrebek.[[note]]List: Creator/PeterJennings, Creator/MorleySafer, Creator/LeslieNielsen, Creator/RaymondBurr, Creator/LouisBMayer, Creator/IvanReitman, Creator/TommyChong, Creator/LorneGreene, Creator/JohnKennethGalbriath, Creator/RickJames, Creator/LeonardCohen, Creator/MaryPickford, Creator/RichLittle, Creator/PaulAnka, Music/JoniMitchell, Creator/RickMoranis, Creator/KDLang, Creator/JackWerner[[/note]] All of them, Canadians. All of them, here."

* Boomer and his group are pulled over in their truck [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyO1ILQAGsU by]] [[Creator/DanAykroyd a provincial police officer]]. He asks Boomer to step out of the truck, and chides him...[[DoWrongRight for failing to write his anti-Canada graffiti in both English and French, as per Canadian law]].

* Never [[BerserkButton insult Canadian beer]]. At a Canadian hockey game.

* "I do have to fine you. That will be $1000 Canadian, or $10 American dollars if you prefer."

** "The Canadians. They walk among us. Creator/WilliamShatner. Creator/MichaelJFox. Creator/MontyHall. Creator/MikeMyers. Creator/AlexTrebek.[[note]]List: Creator/PeterJennings, Creator/MorleySafer, Creator/LeslieNielson, Creator/RaymondBurr, Creator/LouisBMayer, Creator/IvanReitman, Creator/TommyChong, Creator/LorneGreene, Creator/JohnKennethGalbriath, Creator/RickJames, Creator/LeonardCohen, Creator/MaryPickford, Creator/RichLittle, Creator/PaulAnka, Music/JoniMitchell, Creator/RickMoranis, Creator/KDLang, Creator/JackWerner[[/note]] All of them, Canadians. All of them, here."

** "Think of your children pledging allegiance to the Maple Leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day."

** "Think of your children pledging allegiance to the Maple Leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. UsefulNotes/AnneMurray - all day, every day."

** "Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day."

** "The Canadians. They walk among us. Creator/WilliamShatner. Creator/MichaelJFox. Creator/MontyHall. Creator/MikeMyers. Creator/AlexTrebek.[[note]]List: Creator/PeterJennings, Creator/MorleySafer, Creator/LeslieNielson, Creator/RaymondBurr, Creator/LouisBMayer, Creator/IvanReitman, Creator/TommyChong, Creator/LorneGreene, Creator/JohnKennethGalbriath, Creator/RickJames, Creator/LeonardCohen, Creator/MaryPickford, Creator/RichLittle, Creator/PaulAnka, Creator/JoniMitchell, Creator/RickMoranis, Creator/KDLang, Creator/JackWerner[[/note]] All of them, Canadians. All of them, here."

** "Canada's vast military technology" is demonstrated with stock footage of a Mountie charge.

* The three main characters singing "Born in the U.S.A." ''[[WhatAnIdiot while forgetting all of the lyrics]]''.

* "I do have to fine you. That will be $1000 Canadian, or $10 American dollars if you prefer."

* "Canadians are always dreaming up a lot of ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! ... Celsius! ... ''NeilYoung!''"

* "Canadians are always dreaming up a lot of ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! ... Celsius! ... ''NeilYoung''!"

* "The Americans publics attention-span is as short as your dick!"
* '''President:''' "Someone get me intelligence. I need intelligence."

.The hole movie is full of these, but particularly anything about Canada, or the president are bound to give you a few laughs


. "The Americans publics attention-span is as short as your dick!"

. "The Americans publics attention-span is as short as your dick"