WARNING: Spoilers are unmarked.
- Max finds Travis in his apartment with a couple of women.Max: What did I say about using my place for sex?Travis: I don't know.Max: I said use your own place.Travis: And risk having these chicks know where I live?
- The ice cream shop scene early on:
- Evelyn's bitchy rant at Olivia.
- Olivia's Oh No You Didn't expression after Evelyn calls her a "skank."
- Max's completely Adorkable "But Fruit Brute!" after Evelyn declares they're going to another ice cream shop.
- Olivia telling Max about how, after her previous boyfriend became a born-again Christian and refused to have sex with her, she begged someone to come have sex with her. What makes this funny is the fact she's relating her story to Max in plain view of the public. Plus, one guy takes notice.
- Olivia telling Max that her ex-boyfriend joined a Christian rock band called "The Christian Slaters."
- Max's reaction to seeing Evelyn at his front door.
- Max resisting Evelyn's attempts to have sex with him, thereby defying I Love the Dead.
- After Olivia overhears Evelyn in Max's apartment, Max deters her by falsely explaining that his walls are super-thin, then tells her they should wait to have sex because no one wants to hear how they sound while doing the deed. He even makes a funny noise to illustrate his point.
- Max passing out after Evelyn vomits embalming fluid onto him, Exorcist-style.
- Olivia telling her friends they suck after they come across Max in an alley by a nightclub while he's helping a wasted Evelyn, who's vomiting, and they make rude comments about Max.
- Travis screaming after he sees Evelyn is a zombie.
- Evelyn then advances menacingly on him, then sniffs the air and asks what the smell is. Travis replies he shit his pants.
- "I AM THE RESURRECTED!!!"
- The fight scene at the end has a few funny moments, such as Olivia tearing off a clump of Evelyn's hair (and reacting in disgust), Evelyn slamming Max's head against the floor, them pausing to move off the runner, Max tossing beer bottles at Evelyn, and the very usage of "No Good Way to Die."
- An undead Travis stating "That's right, woman!" after killing Evelyn. He punctuates this by kissing his machete.
- Olivia asking Max how many zombies he knows after meeting Evelyn and then Travis, to which Max replies "Just these two."
