Funny / Brian Eno

• The spoken-word bit in "Dead Finks Don't Talk", which is so smarmy and doormat-ish that it's hilarious:
  Oh please, sir, will you let it go by?
  Cos I failed both tests with my legs both tied
  In my place the stuff is all there
  I've been ever so sad for a very long time
  My my, they wanted the works, can you this and that?
  I never got a letter back
  More fool me, bless my soul [repeat and fade]