Funny / Bowling for Columbine

• The ridiculous clip where a teenager pulls out ten handguns, a sub-machine gun and a shotgun out of his jeans is pretty ludicrous, especially if you end up thinking about how many guns are pointed straight at those parts or how he would have looked while trying to walk.
• The opening narration.
  It was the morning of April 20th, 1999. And it was pretty much like any other morning in America. The farmer did his chores. The milkman made his deliveries. The president bombed another country whose name we couldn't pronounce.
• The entire interview with James Nichols.
  Nichols: I sleep with a .44 Magnum under my pillow.
  Moore: Come on...that's what everyone says. Is that true?
  • Turns out he's not kidding.
• Moore trying to subvert Denny Fennel's security measures.
  Moore: What if I had a spear?
• "Corporate Cops".

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