Funny / born of hell('s kitchen)

• Everyone at Murdock and Nelson's wondering who's Peter's birth mother. Yes, even Matt — apparently, he flirted a bit too much when he drank... His lame conclusion is that he can exclude Elektra from the list of potential candidates.
  • Finally, it comes to light the mother is Jessica, whom Matt decided to seduce into a closet at Columbia. The reason why he didn't remember that when he walked on her in the precint? He was so utterly plastered he had a blackout and forgotten the evening.
  • Jessica making barbed reflexions about Matt defying "whiskey dick" and telling him she hopes his next girlfriend will have a titanium vagina. When he begs her to stop, she actually relishes in seeing him squirm and happily constates she can say whatever she feels like about this night since Matt can't naysay her.
  • Sister Maggie was so completely unimpressed to learn how she became a grandma that she inflicted a lecture on safe sex practices to her grown-up son. Matt describes the experience as "ten horrifying minutes".
• Matt moping because Peter is raised in Queens instead of Hell's Kitchen.
• Foggy complains Karen is encouraging Matt's stalkerish tendences, but can't really find a counter-argument since he too want to know more about Peter.
• How Jessica greets previously believed dead Matt: "Nobody stays dead anymore in this town!"
• Matt and Jess' wariness when their son states he emulates Iron Man, since their first thought is Tony Stark the fratboy. Don't you wanna be more like Daddy and put on your spandex pyjamas to punch car thieves?
• Mixed with Heartwarming, Foggy's introduction to Peter. "911, I'd like to report a theft, this child just stole my fucking heart."
• The Peter Parker Protection Squad chatroom. ALL OF IT.
  • Luke threatens Foggy with a commotion to make him change his pseudo. When he constates he went from "Harlem Homeboy" to "Mister Cage", he complains he now sounds like a Bond villain.
  • Danny worries about Karen havin an aneurysm because she just keeps spamming heart-eyes emojis. Foggy uploads a video of Matt singing Peter back to sleep as an answer, which leads Luke to solemny proclaim Karen has the right idea and start spamming heart-eyes emojis too.
  • Claire's reaction to a video of Peter with his brand-new puppy is to exclaim she needs to have "ten of these". Luke nervously asks for confirmation she meant ten dogs.
  • The Defenders deciding Jessica can only have more children if they're all from Matt. Just look at Peter — the universe needs more cuteness! And it already worked!
• Tony Stark's brief cameo when he looks at the "Iron Baby and the Justice League" feed on Twitter. An amused Pepper tells him that no, he can't keep Iron Baby since the boy already has parents.
• Malcolm's Love Epiphany leading him to have a Heroic BSoD right in front of a bemused Jessica, who asks him if he would like to have his midlife crisis somewhere else.
• Trish dramatically proclaims she took up "the family business".
  Malcolm: Drinking?
  Trish: (Death Glare) Investigations.