It's Borderlands after all, so expect many humorous, but also pretty messed up moments, when it comes to Boop the Snoot for Critical Damage!.
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- Ruby's ship was apparently only fifty bucks, which explains why it fell apart so easily.
- Ruby keeps ignoring the messages sent to her scroll, first thinking it's a telemarketer, then a hacker. Angel's increased desperation to make Ruby listen gets summed up with this:Angel: I'M NOT KIDDING! I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU! NOW, PLEASE. ANSWER. YOUR. SCROLL!!!!
- This exchange between Ruby and an enemy psycho.Female Psycho: I WANT TO BURN YOUR BABIES!
Ruby: I don't have babies!
Female Psycho: Oh, sorry! Terribly presumptive of me! I WANT TO BURN YOUR UNUSED UTERUS! - Weiss' interaction with Handsome Jack is practically distilled Black Comedy, with him treating his takeover of her planet like a casual Friday and Weiss being weirdly elated about her father and Whitley's fates, one of which is Jacques getting his tongue ripped out.
- Ruby "somewhat" running over her soon-to-be best friend with her Runner. She tries apologizing with a cake when she hears it's her birthday.
- The main reason Blake's wearing a bikini? The swimsuit is somehow more modest than whatever Adam got her.
- Blake's lack of sanity leads to some...interesting dialogue.Blake: (waves at a Skeleton) Hey Phil.
(Skeleton just sits there)
Blake: Never answers back. No wonder Becky's cheating on him. - When fighting Bandits, Ruby activates the Runner's auto-pilot feature, which amounts to jamming a tire iron onto the steering wheel and throwing a brick on the gas pedal. Ruby's response makes it clear how much Weiss' patience is going to be tested in her new environment.Ruby (to Weiss): It's Pandora!
- Ruby and an enemy Psycho engage in some delightfully hammy banter.Psycho: STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUND!
Ruby: POUR THE MILK! EAT THE COOKIES! - Jaune didn't bother reading his contract for working with Guardian Angel Incorporated. Weiss then punishes him by making him read every single line of the contract and then forcing him to sit through a twenty-minute lecture about the importance of always reading contracts before signing them.
- In spite of all the funding Angel can provide to the Bed and Breakfast, there is one think it can't cover: Nora's appetite.
- Pyrrha writing out in giant flaming letters "SCREW YOU, I QUIT!" at the center of the Tartarus arena is one thing, but the simple fact that she somehow had the time to give it perfect punctuation and grammar, including the comma and exclamation mark, is just the icing on the cake.
- To keep Weiss from being too hasty in hiring Pyrrha, Ruby keeps shoving muffins into her mouth before she gets the chance to speak.
- Ilia's method of torturing information out of other White Fang for Blake's location? Ruining their prized trading cards until they spill the beans.
- Willow's various misadventures with Maria as the two try to find Weiss. Here are some highlights:
- Willow has to pull a sled carrying Maria. Apparently, Willow does worse than most children.
- The Schnee Matriarch reacting with incredulity at bandits hiding stuff in toilets.
- The fact that Willow, being exceedingly rich, can't comprehend the idea of a vending machine.
- Willow's reaction to hearing the sound of 'flesh slapping flesh'?Willow: I'M SORRY AURELIA I FORGOT THE SAFEWORD AGAIN!
- The fact that Willow apparently was in a relationship with Aurelia Hammerlock...which is actually pretty sad, in hindsight.
- Willow having trouble looking Moxxi in the eyes.
- Maria casually telling Moxxi that she is traveling with Willow Schnee when the latter is out of earshot.
- A fan omake has Whitely begging his mom to save him after he is chosen to be the ring bearer for Hammerlock's wedding. Willow refuses, because the five fights that broke out at her wedding to Jacques were the only good things to happen that day, and he needs preparation for his wedding. Said omake was made super canon.
