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  • The opening of The Indigo Spell
    *This wasn't the first time I'd been pulled out of bed for a crucial mission. It was, however, the first time I'd been subjected to such a personal line of questioning*
    Ms. Terwilliger: *Are you a virgin?*
  • Ms. Terwilliger mistaking Sydney's false name.
    Ms. Terwilliger: *Sydney Melbourne? My goodness. You don't sound Australian.*
    • which is even funnier when you know that there is a place in Australia called 'Melrose'
  • Adrian's first meeting with a frozen up Keith.
    Adrian: They're waiting for you. Go on in. *leaning close to Keith.* If. You. Dare. Muhahaha.
    Keith: *nearly leaps ten feet in the air.*
  • Adrian being unimpressed by Sydney showing up at Clarence's house.
    Adrian: Oh. It's you.
    Sydney: You were expecting someone else? Am I interrupting your social calendar? I don't want to keep you from the mob of fans beating down your door.
  • The scene where Jill wants to get pizza for Adrian.
    Jill: Do you think we can pick up some pizza along the way? Adrian doesn't want any more of Dorothy's cooking.
    Eddie: How terrible for him. Having a personal chef on hand to make him whatever he wants. I don't know how he gets by.
  • The scene where Keith accepts a glass of wine and Adrian decides to mess around with him.
    Keith: *takes a sip of the wine.*
    Adrian: Mmm. O positive, my favorite.
    Keith: *spits out the wine he just drank and starts coughing.*
    Clarence: Is it? I thought it was a cabernet sauvignon.
    Adrian: *keeping a straight face.* So it is. My mistake.
  • Sydney's reaction to the Dracula mini-golf course. She can't stop laughing and the others are amused by it.
  • Every single Malachi Wolfe scene.

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