Funny / Blood Raining Night

• Man Without A Body's Dramatic Reading. All of it. But special mention goes to his pronunciation of Reicheru's Verbal Tic, while's lampooning how stupid it is- "Nyaaaah!"
• How awkward the OCs' names sound in Japanese, case in point Reicheru Ketsuekineko-oni, Minna (informal way of saying "everyone"), Tenshikuzu (roughly "angel trash") and Amirru (straight-up impossible in Japanese since you can't double the "r" sound).
• Reicheru licking the wall in chapter 3.
• '"Yes, he is the most terrible man. I always feel like he watching me, even on the toilet." they both heartidly laughed.
• 'Her silouette looked like that of a nakid women'
• 'Inuyasha took out his big gargantuine dick and touched it.'
  • Boyd.
    • Valumptuios.
    • 'They were in love, and they started humping'.
  • After she has sex with Inuyasha, Denmark bursts in and shouts at Reicheru, who replies, "It's all my Dad's fault!"
• Reicheru recounts her having sex with Inuyasha: "I had a wonderful dream that we were having sex in my mouse on my bed."
• The repeated misspelling of Angel as 'Angle' makes for some funny lines:
  • '"No." Korra stood up. "I AM an angle! I'm not crazy! That's right, everyone, now you know my secret! I am PART ANGLE!"'
  • '"Don't be modest! You have the voice of an angle!" Minna cheered. "Yeah that's right-You have a better voice than me and I'M and angle!" Yuki smiled.
    • 'The world seemed to stop and the angles began to cry.'
• Similarly, the author occasionally misspelling "back" as "black" creates some very funny lines:
  • "She leaned black on the bed and let him into her."
  • This bit about Reicheru's father: "Now that he was black, she didn't know what to do."
  • This gem:
  Reicheru: "We have bigger problems on our hands, now. Sesshomaru the Vampire Lord is black."
• Rin and Shippo's introduction in Chapter 7: "It was Rin and Shippo, they were 18 and in love with each other."
• Also in Chapter 7, we get a brief glimpse of Sesshomaru tormenting Kagome before the story cuts back to Reicheru's baby shower. Mood Whiplash indeed.
• "There was a sharp pain in Reicheru's lushious chest"
• "Don't do it, you're gregnant!"
• 'It was Princess Monokoke. (her English name is Mary Laceheart.)'
  • Followed by one annotation reading, "I'm so sorry, Mononoke fans."
• Korra being referred to by the narrative as Sesshomaru's "dirty bitch mistress."
• 'Reicheru, Minna and Yuki were shitting at the lunchtable, eating their lunch.'
• Reicheru Slut-Shaming Lucy, despite being pregnant with Inuyasha's baby, after cheating on Denmark with him.
• "You can't beat me! I have a heart stronger than anyone's will to eat!"
• Lucy giving Reicheru an 'aborition' with her mind.
  • Reicheru somehow being pregnant two chapters later and said "aborition" never being brought up again also makes for some unintentional humor.
• Korra tells Reicheru her family owns a Mexican restaurant (despite Korra being part 'angle' and part demon, apparently) and Reicheru replies, "My dad hates Mexicans. He never took me to a Mexican restaurant!"
• Korra's Mexican restaurant is called 'Les Tacos' and serves duck.
  • "It's really hard being Mexican." Korra sighed.
• Reicheru's extremely nonchalant reaction to giving birth to a god and her baby disappearing shortly after being born.

  Reicheru: "Hey, I think I'll order the duck."

• The "subplot" in which Minna-chan gets amnesia. By watching Pokémon.
• "That's fucking disguesting!" Reicheru threw up in her fucking hands. "YOU NASTY DISK!"
  • "SUCK IT DADDY!" Reicheru screamed as her father and Lucy flew into the air.
• Reicheru's Dad (who is apparently Goku) explaining to Lucy why he hates Reicheru:
  Goku: "I've travled into the future and I met this beautifuk woman. That's when I had Reicheru. Until one day that little bitch killed her mother! I should have thrown her out into the streets after I found out she had a cat demen."
  • Lucy then reassuring Goku, "I wanna fuck that ugly face!"
  • Hell, just the fact that Reicheru's father is Goku.
• Wedding being repeatedly misspelled as 'weeding'.
• Their response to stumbling across Zombie!Kagome? "RUN IT THE FUCK OVER!"
  • 'She put her boody hands all over the car and got up to the window.'
• 'Elaine groggily opened her eyes and speaked like a kitten. "oh Oka-san your so squishy!"'
  • '"GAAHHP!" she squished her face with her kitty-fists and feel into Reicheru's chest."' Seriously, GAAHHP?!
• '"imma go tease auntie Minna-san!" she ran into the room swaying back and forth like a green boat with legs.'
• A lot of the metaphors in the story in general are this.
• "Nyuuuu!" followed by Man Without A Body's annotation snarking, "Just what this story needed. More nonsensical onomatopoeia."
• "Okay then!" Aza boobed.
• 'Reicheru tored appart the package. "What is it?" Yuki stuck it in her mouth and she felt it with her tounge. Then, Yuki took it out again. "it's a crystal figureine of Rhianna! Thank you!"' How could she tell?
• 'Her big fat breasts flooped as she ran into the door.'
• Reicheru at one point being described as a 'curvy meatloaf' in the narration.
• 'The phone rang. It was loud and obonxious.'
• Reicheru was very confused like a Chinese man in a place like England'- Man Without A Body can be heard losing his mind after he reads that line.
• Sebastian from Black Butler taking out Minna and Yuki by throwing a banana at them.
• In Chapter 30, a new character is introduced- Shartara or "Shart-san".
• To demonstrate her brilliant mastery of the Japanese language, the author refers to David's Bridal as "David's Buraidaru" and KFC as "Ke Efu Shi."
  • The author's claim that she could translate the entire fic into Japanese if she wanted to.
• Kouta works at "Ke Efu Shi" and gives Reicheru a music box. By putting it in her takeout meal.
• Goku and Lucy having sex in the sky.
  • ""OH MY GOD!" Goku screamed and he came in the sky sending liquified pleasure all over the townsfulk below."
• ""NO NUTS CAN GO NEAR MY MOUTH ESPECIALLY PENUTS!" Alucard shot up like a jack in the box and vomited like the exorcist girl."

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