Funny / Blood Diamond

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• Danny claiming he's a journalist for National Geographic while smuggling diamonds. The patrol officer clearly doesn't buy it.
• "I like to get kissed before I get fucked."
• Maddie asking to take pictures with the militiamen about to shoot them.
• Daylight firefight through town? Terrifying. Nighttime firefight while all the rebels are drunk? Hilarious!
• "So you're a fisherman? What do you catch mostly?" "Fish."