Funny / Beyblade Burst

General

• Any moment with Valt, whether it be his klutzy nature and ditziness, or just getting overly excited about something.
• Every time Daigo has to play parent to Wakiya and Rantaro when they argue.
• Just any time Principal Shinoda gets caught in the middle of Aiger's training regime with that machine of his.
• Most of Bell's pranks he inflicts upon everyone just to scare their pants off and the appropriate reactions of his victims warrant a chuckle.

Season 1

• Episode 1:
  • Valt is registering for the Regional Tournament, but his nerves get the better of him and he ends up biting his tongue right when the camera takes his picture. This ends up being his profile pic until episode 5.
  • Valt reminding himself to remember the "FUN-DA-MENTALS"!
    • Valt seemingly getting angry over losing to Rantaro in the first battle, only for the music to cut out and Valt to begin gushing over how excited he is. Rantaro's increasing sweatdrops of confusion make the scene even funnier.
    • And of course, there's Valt and Rantaro throwing things at each other while cleaning up the gym supplies, culminating in Valt ducking an object aimed at him, and Rantaro getting hit in the stomach with it instead.
• Episode 4: Chiharu "insisting" that Ken stay for dinner is both funny and heartwarming.
  Chiharu: YOU'RE GONNA SIT DOWN AND EAT WITH US!!
  Ken: (Keru) Uh, y-yes ma'am! (Besu) We would be much obliged.
  Chiharu: Good answer.
• Episode 5: Valt stalking Daigo all over the school in order to get him to join the Bey Club. He even follows him into the restrooms. The episode ends with poor Daigo being chased down a hallway by Valt, who is excitedly yelling for him to join.
• Episode 6:
  • Rantaro's idea of helping Valt overcome his hotheadedness:
    Rantaro: Find your happy place! Butterflies! Puppy dogs and stuff! *Cue face fault from everybody except Valt and Rantaro*
  • The twins' reactions to Valt and Rantaro getting into yet another tussle.
    Nika: *asking Toko* Do you ever feel like we're babysitting them?
    Valt and Rantaro: Not cool! We're older than you!
    Toko: That's what's scary...
• Episode 7:
  • Rantaro throwing a basketball at Valt's back after he insists it's the only way to get his Flash Launch right, only for the two to get into an argument over it.
  • Rantaro and Daigo literally butting heads over who should battle Hoji when he comes asking for a challenge.
  • Rantaro's reaction to finding out that everyone talks to their beys.
  • And later, while Daigo is preparing for his battle with Hoji:
    Daigo: *speaking to Valt, subconsciously* Valt, you better pay close attention. This battle should give you some pointers for your own battle.
    Valt: What? Did you say something?
    Daigo: *chuckles* You aren't even thinking about picking up pointers. Classic Valt.
• Episode 9:
  • The twins reveal that Valt had gone over to the Murasaki house to help their mother deliver a large order of bread. Rantaro's reaction is priceless:
    Rantaro: Hang tight. This hero is on his way to rescue you! Let's do this, peeps! *sprints off to the Murasaki house with Ken following close behind*
  • Daigo's reaction, or lack thereof, to the whole thing:
    Daigo: A little over the top.
  • And of course, there's the moment when Rantaro and Ken barge into the house...:
    Rantaro: Alright, punks! I'm the one you want a piece of! Who's gonna go first?
    Ken (Keru): Help has arrived! You're safe, Valt!
  • ...Until they see that Valt isn't in any danger.
    Rantaro: Wait, what? What's happening here?
    Ken (Besu): Just an old fashioned battle!
• Episode 11: Valt and Shu both getting brain freeze from eating shaved ice.
• Episode 14: Xander knocking Valt down when trying to give him a fist bump.
• Episode 18:
  • Yugo's reaction when he asks if there's any beyblade bread for his Yegdrion, and the twins say they ran out of time.
  • Valt's attempt at drawing Xander's Xcalius bey:
    Yugo: Looks like a turtle.
• Episode 24: In the second match between Valt and Rantaro, Roktavor sidesteps in between Valtyrek’s attack, leading it on a one-way trip to self destruction. Valt's face sells it all.
• Episode 25:
  • The Masked Blader. Yes, Zac dresses up as a superhero based off Kamen Rider. To sum up the episode, Zac goes around thrashing the main characters, including Wakiya. To say the latter has resentment from that battle is an understatement.
  • Zac asking Nika and Toko about finding Valt and helping him out, but until they realize his identity, they start throwing random items at him, culminating in Zac with a spinning bucket over his head.
  • Valt thinking his battle with Zac was a dream.
  • The fact that only Valt was fooled by Zac's Paper-Thin Disguise.
• Episode 27:
  • Overlaps with Moment of Awesome, but Rantaro defeats WAKIYA by tricking him into using Shield Crash, resulting in Wyvron getting crushed by the Biting Stadium's fangs.
  • Wakiya responds with absolute shock, and won't admit that it's up to Hoji and Daigo to win.
• Episode 28:
  • Wakiya LOSING AGAIN thanks to Daigo and Shu's plan to abuse the Shield Crash. Rantaro rubbing it in after losing is priceless.
  • Wakiya steals an entire plate of kabobs meant for Rantaro, leaving him only a single green onion, and the latter positively freaks out.
    Rantaro: Man cannot survive on green onion alone!
  • Wakiya not giving the others a ride back to the city. Though he did appreciate what Valt's siblings did for him.
• Episode 29:
  • Valt losing Valtryek. The face he makes is pretty hilarious.
  • Valt makes a reference to The Scream when he is told he'll be giving the Athlete's Pledge in front of thousands of spectators.
  • When Xander is introducing Valt to Quon:
    Xander: He's an old friend of mine from the dojo.
    Valt: Don't tell me he's one of those guys who's like, 100, but isn't!
    Xander: Dude! He's an old friend. I didn't mean he's "old"!
  • The Japanese version makes it even funnier with Valt constantly referring to Quon as a god for finding Valtryek.
• Episode 30: Wakiya's reaction to Valt attempting to hug him.
• Episode 33: Ukyo pulling his "Shadow-Walker" schtick on Daigo. It's enough to make the latter jump twice.
• Episode 37:
  • Shu offers for everyone to take a break. Everyone drops in confusion except Valt, and they do it a second time when Valt agrees with Shu.
  • Wakiya is looking for his equipment and is reminded that he gave most of it to the Bey Club, which means he can’t train.
  • Wakiya and Rantaro have an ego measuring contest, resulting in a girl’s balloon getting stuck in a tree. They both get it, but then Wakiya realizes how high up he is.
  • When Rantaro tries to tell the others about Wakiya's fear of heights, Wakiya covers up Rantaro’s mouth while telling the others not to worry about it.
  • Valt being super hyper when he meets Shu, and saying he wants to eat the sun because it looks like a giant sunny-side-up egg with ketchup on the side.
  • Shu’s face when the others instantly ask for seconds after they finish eating.
  • Valt’s face when he didn’t pick himself for the final team tournament.
• Episode 38: Last episode, Wakiya tried to bribe Valt by allowing him to pick whoever went into the next battle. But, when the former tries to go in anyway, Rantaro reminds him that he told Valt he could choose whoever he wanted, and that it should be up to the captain, and Wakiya makes the most hilarious Oh, Crap! face ever.
• Episode 41: Valt trying and failing to pronounce the name of Jin Aizawa's beyblade, Jumbo Jormuntor.
• Episode 45: Valt and Wakiya start off the episode with a race (kicked off when Valt accidentally bumps into Wakiya), which Daigo and Rantaro later get in on. After reaching the beystadium in the park where Shu is, they get into an argument over who won, and Shu reluctantly declares Honcho the winner.
• Episode 49:
  • Zac decides to return to Beyblading after being inspired by Shu defeating Lui in the first round, causing the crowd to go into an uproar. Wakiya’s response?
    (Dub): NO ONE CARES!!
    (Sub): Is he fer real?
  • In the Japanese version, Valt accidentally misnames Southern Cross Shot as Seriously Troubling Shot while in the dub, he mistakes Crux Boost as Crush Boost, much to the twins' dismay.

Season 2

• Evolution #15:
  • Silas suggests Valt and Rantaro play rock-paper-scissors to decide who participates in their next match. Valt only wins when Silas gets angry with his own idea, pissing off Rantaro and leading to him accidentally using paper against Valt’s scissors.
  • Valt decides to ask Ghasem how he did his launch. When Ghasem angrily kicks at him, Valt translates that as going barefoot, to the chagrin of Arthur and the referee. Surprisingly enough, it works, and Valt wins the match. Then Rantaro plans to take off his shoes in order to stabilize his toes, even though he doesn’t need to be barefoot to notice!
  • Valt loses against Ghasem because he accidentally slipped while launching. Even Ghasem laughs at his failure.
  • While Honey and Kit praise Rantaro’s confidence, Shasa is not easily impressed.
  • Most Beyblade characters have either a Meaningful Name or a Punny Name. Honey and Kit finally realize that as they witness Stan eating a hamburg steak. After his bullying of Valt and Rantaro, it's pretty satisfying to see Stan get a taste of his own medicine.
    Kitt: Stan’s eating a hamburg steak!
    Honey: Well, he’s Stan Hamburg, right?
    Valt:: You got a "beef" with me?
  • Valt and Rantaro get a call from who they think is Shu, but it's actually Wakiya trying to tell them about Shu’s disappearance. When they find out who it is:
    Valt: Valt Aoi, here. You wanted an interview?
    Wakiya: I'm not some reporter!
    Valt: Aw, bummer. It’s just Wakiya…
    Wakiya: What do you mean by just?!
• Evolution #16:
  • Wakiya is still afraid of heights and is too scared to zipline down, so Cuza travels back around and pushes Wakiya while tightroping on the zipline.
  • When the gang first arrive in Mexico, Wakiya is clearly enjoying the sights...then we have Rantaro, Valt and Daigo baking in the sweltering heat.
  • Daigo leaves a trail of breadcrumbs to help the gang find their way back to the airport, but then Carl eats them all.
• Evolution #22:
  • Carl attacks Joshua's director and steals his glasses, revealing his Big Anime Eyes, when he complains about having pets on the set.
  • Pretty much any scene with the director.
• Evolution #25 has Xander accidentally breaking the door to SB Rios' dojo. And his dialogue implies that this has happened before.
• Evolution #26:
  • Valt trying to copy Ghasem's kick. Even Carl is embarrassed.
    Rantaro: *talking about Valt* There goes the street cred...
  • Cuza scaring his teammates with a suit of armor.
    Cuza: Does this suit me or what?
• A flashback of Evolution #30 features Daigo being picked to battle Clio when he comes to challenge and later join AS Gallus.

  Daigo: Saw that coming.

• Evolution #36: While the simulations that Shu underwent in the Requiem Project were very nightmarish, it's funny to see him land face first on the ground in one of them.
• Evolution #37: What's the first thing Free asks upon returning to BC Sol?

  You got anything to eat?

• Evolution #41: Clio's way of challenging Norman.

  Clio: I'm thirsty.

  Norman: Okay...?

• Evolution #44: Silas immediately brags that this is the match where he'll triumph over Free...to which Free nonchalantly rebuffs him.
  • While Silas' strategy nearly succeeds in the first round, Rantaro comments that he is "just not good enough" when it fails, something Silas somehow hears and chews him out for.
  • Free actively avoiding Satomb in the second round so that it can't leech off of Fafnir's energy. This pisses Silas off, and he angrily screams that Free can't run away forever. Free interprets that as a challenge, and Fafnir lightly taps Satomb, causing both beys to spin out. Several seconds of silence follows as the shots pan out to show everyone's reactions before Silas asks what happened, to which Free says that he just ended the battle.
  • The referee and announcer being confused as Free just walks off without a care in the world after his match, leaving Silas to have a meltdown.
• Evolution #51: Valt once again proves that he cannot cook when he puts peanut butter in a batch of Napolitan. Made even funnier by the gang's reactions and the music slowing to a halt when they taste his food.
  • Beforehand, Wakiya demands an apology from Shu, stating he knew he'd come back, only for Kit to point out that he earlier said he was a lost cause.
  • And when Shu does apologize:
    Wakiya: ''That's not good enough! That said, your pasta might change my mind.

Season 3

• Turbo #5: A sleep-deprived Aiger hallucinating that a nearby bush is Lui. Bonus points for said bush actually looking like Lui's hair.
• Turbo #6: Ranjiro's idea of training for his upcoming 3-on-1 Battle Royale with Lui, Fubuki and Aiger is to visualize the match...by having his gang act as the beys: Benimaru as Brutal Luinor, Tobisuke as Crash Roktavor, Jonji as Emperor Forneus, and Gumita as Z Achilles.
• Turbo #16: Valt tripping over himself when he discovers that he's going to be giving the athlete's pledge for the Battleship Cruise. Even after two years and ascending to the title of World Champion, he's still the ditzy goofball we all know and love.
• Turbo #18:
  • The shenanigans on the abandoned pirate ship in general, but the funniest involved Laban—first he gets caught out by a rigged roulette wheel, then just before he drops into the ocean, he remembers commenting earlier that day that he'd like to take a dip in the water, since it looked nice. Guess what he ends up doing...
  • The pirate ship is said to be haunted by a ghost child. Naru and Tobisuke are naturally freaked out, but the others reassure them that there's no such thing as ghosts. At the very end of the episode, the ghost child appears right in front of them.
• Turbo #21:
  • The force of Xavier's Penta Saber sending Suoh's Heat Salamander straight into the other half of the room shocks Ranjiro and Suoh so much that the explosion freaks the two out. Suoh's Oh, Crap! face really says it all.
  • In a surprising degree of care, Gumita tries to get him to cooperate with Ranjiro for their tag-team battle and praises his strength. Suoh just chooses to tell her to get lost, and she remains salty about it for the whole battle. Unfortunately for Suoh, karma hit him right during his beybattle for that slight.
  • Aiger gets mad that Fubuki burst his bey alongside Laban's during their tag team battle. Fubuki just handwaves it with a smile to annoy him further.
• Turbo #22: Ranjiro's reaction to how the Phi-Ranjiro-Kyle battle panned out. He just could not believe that he technically beat Phi (although he was unaware of what Kyle was up to, and why Phi sacrificed a star).
• Turbo #23: Emperor Forneus dodging all of Heat Salamander's attacks like it's nothing is both funny and awesome; made even better by Suoh's increasing frustration.

  Suoh: Come on! Why can't I land a hit?!

• Turbo #32: Gumita calling an unmasked Kyle "cute". Made even better by her facial expression and the others' reactions.
• Turbo #33: While the scene of Aiger racing against the clock to defeat the infinity Beys before the ceiling descends upon them was intense, it's still hilarious to see Ranjiro's hair get flattened.
• Turbo #36 has a Spot the Imposter moment where Count Nightfell disguises himself as Ranjiro in an attempt to steal Z Achilles. Then, the real Ranjiro shows up, and their antics are hilarious. From mirroring each other's movements to trying to guess what Ranjiro's favorite food is.

  Count Nightfell: It's obviously a ballotine and beef tenderloin in foie gras.

  Ranjiro: What even is that? Try curry with rice, hamburgers, and ramen!

  Count Nightfell: What?! How can you be so pedestrian?!

  • In the original Japanese, Nightfell calls Ranjiro "plebian". This becomes even funnier if you know what both plebeian and pedestrian mean. In other words, Nightfell was basically calling Ranjiro dull and uncultured.
• Turbo #42:
  • After surprising the students with a new double-decker Turbo stadium, Principal Shinoda hosts a six-way Battle Royale between Aiger, Ranjiro, Fubuki, Toko, Suoh, and Koji...with himself as both the ref AND the announcer. At one point he slips up and accidentally says "Turbo Aiger" instead of Achilles.
  • Nika being a horrible announcer who is doing a poor job at hiding her bias towards her brother, Toko.
• Turbo #44:
  • Just any moment where Xavier is blatantly showing off to Aiger, though especially the moment from the start of the episode, where Aiger lands on Xavier's home island...and is promptly treated to a red-carpet welcome, topped off by Xavier arriving riding a white horse. Aiger's confusion makes it even better.
  • Aiger and Xavier feasting at a table that's big enough to accommodate at least 50 people. And on opposite ends.
• Turbo #48: The moment where Toko, Nika, Koji, Tobisuke and Gumita scare themselves upon opening up the video from Phi vs Shu, since Toko opened it when Phi was using his resonance.
• Just the fact that Shu is now living in New York City, in a penthouse, at 13 years old.

Season 4

• Dante and Arman are prepping for a friendly match, and when Arman puts on his headband, Dante decides to put one on too. This leads to the two trying to one-up each other by putting on one headband after another. By the time the camera pans back to them after briefly focusing on Tango and Ichika, Dante and Arman have literally mountains of headbands on their heads.
• Lodin chucking a disc at Fumiya when he tries to make him a part of the Spark Wings.
• Episode 11: As Dante promises the rest of the Victories to celebrate after he wins the Bey Carnival and they smile alongside him, Joe slides in completely unexpected as the music suddenly stops once they all notice him.
  • When Joe promises to pay Dante back (in a Beybattle), the latter mistakes it for money.
  • Dante finds Lodin training and blowing away all of the water in the pool, and falls down flailing like a fish! Lodin picks him up with no problem whatsoever and tries to shock him to death, causing Dante to make his nervous face. THEN when Taka walks in looking for Dante, their epic staredown nearly shocks the poor kid to death.
  • This exchange between Fumiya and Lodin:
    Fumiya:You're pretty good. But you're just a stepping stone to my second championship.
    Lodin:You don't even have two?
• Episode 12, Dante finds it hard to cheer for either Lodin or Fumiya. After noticing Ichika giving him a dirty look, he starts cheering Fumiya on in the most adorable way possible.
• Episode 17: Pheng pranking one of his dojo-mates by painting on his face and then luring the Victories into a tiger pit, of which both Dante and Arman fall for. Twice.
• Episode 24: Pheng pranking Delta of all people. His trick of choice? The fake hand trick. Even Delta was freaked out by it.
• Epsiode 25: Dante falling into numerous tiger pits while trying to get to Aiger and Arman’s match. Three guesses to who set them. Plus, there's Pheng doing a small brow twitch when the Victories refuse to sit close to him.
• Episode 26: Dante blowing on the Dice Launcher screen in an effort to roll a 6.

Season 5

• Dante and the Hizashi brothers spend the first half of the episode trying to find each other that they end up running in both the Comets and GT Arenas without ever coming into contact with each other. Even after they end up in the GT Arena to see Dante and Ranjiro's battle, the former leaves without even realizing they were there.
• Episode 21: Everyone in the Asahi family but Hikaru singing about the Legend Festival with one joining in after the other.
• A garbage robot spots Hyuga sleeping in the training room and sucks him up thinking that he's disposable trash. Thankfully, Hikaru eventually finds him in the recycling bag of a trash compactor.
• Hyuga's nightmare before the Tag Team Tournament. It's not so much that Hyuga's partner isn't who he wants so much as the Bey Stadium spontaneously growing four pairs of legs and dancing offscreen!
• Episode 39: When Valt and Rantaro face off with Dante and Lui, the latter completely focuses on Valt. When Rantaro calls them out on it, they completely dismiss him much to the Smooth Samurai's dismay.

Season 6

• The reveal that the "ghost" that haunts the spooky mansion is actually a rather small boy.
  • Heck, one of the first things Basara and Hannah notice when they first meet Bell is how short he is.
• Valt and Free taking their time to figure out that Ranzo is related to Rantaro.
• Hannah tricks Ranzo into thinking that annoying means cool in Japanese, prompting him to introduce himself at the Gates of Hell as such.
• Episode 9: Bell is invited to El Santo to train and decides to mimic Free's training, which gets him tricking his grandpa into thinking he's about to fail. Then the rope he's attached to ends up spinning him as fast as a Beyblade as he wrecks the entire El Santo room and is temporarily banned from training there.
• Episode 10: Bell and Belial try to come up with a strategy, and Bell considers making Belial entirely rubber. Problem is, they're inside Belial, so the avatar himself is transformed into a rubber chibi version of himself. To make matters worse, he slips and falls, morphing into a ball and runs over Bell.
• Episode 11:
  • Bell and Free's banter through their rematch shows off Bell's cockiness, the former claiming Free of all people should be honored for adding rubber blades, and Free actually agreeing with him in his snarky way.
  • Bell talks to Beilal about not needing a strategy, and Belial summons him as the music cuts to Belial pointing out it's Free, only for Bell to come up with one on the fly. Overpower him. And Belial almost agrees to it before calling him out on it.
  • Belial and Fafnir sending each other flying from their clash and beys flying from the stadium walls, only for Belial to fall first due to Fafnir's longer time. However, Bell takes this as a good thing since he sent Fafnir flying higher despite Ranzo, Rashad, and Free all pointing out he lost a point! Valt and Jingemon are just amused.
  • Bel rigged the cake he made for Ranzo's birthday to explode, and yet still somehow managed to make it delicious.
• Episode 13: There are layers of jokes to Bell's creation of Perfect Gear Belfyre. One, copying something cool from someone is exactly in line with Bel's childish personality. Two, in real life copying combinations is a legitimate strategy. Three, to quite many people Belial is comically bulky!
• Episode 18: After Bell accidentally destroys Wakiya's VR system, he has the gall to claim that it didn't help him train at all. Needless to say, Wakiya is less than pleased...

Season 7

• Bel, Dante, Ranzo, and Quadra get into a battle Royale, after Dante beats Bel and Quadra, he completely forgets about Ranzo and abandons the fight, causing Ranzo to win by default! The expression on Dante's face as he realizes his goof is priceless!