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The Show Proper

  • Episode one, where a bartender looks at his ruined bar area and states "Aww, what a mess. I'm too old for this kind of bullshit."
  • In episode 8 Adon is put in charge of a strategic fortress. He performs his usual arrogant strutting until the Hawks completely bamboozle him and take the castle. He tries to escape by raft, but his men follow him and cling to it, causing the whole craft to tip while Adon tries to kick them off:
    "This is outrageous of you! This raft is a precious heirloom that has been handed down through the Corbowitz family! Remove your armor, you can all swim, vermin!"
  • In the English dub, during the hundred man fight, one of Adon's men screams "BIIIIITCH" in an exaggerated way almost turning the scene into comedy.

English Dub Outtakes

  • Marc Diraison's Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions: "Shaht ahp! Heah me now, believe me leitah! I crush you with my muscles! Ruuuuuun! Get to da choppah! Do it, do it now!"
  • Rickert retrieves a falcon, which lands on his glove:
    Rickert: If this bird craps on my arm, I'm eating it.
  • Guts asking the soldiers under his command, right before they start cheering:
    Guts: Alright, who's gonna jerk me off?
  • During the Hundred Man Fight, while he's chopping men in half, Guts suddenly starts thinking about the meaning of life:
    Guts: What am I doing here? What are any of us doing here? My god! Owww. That really hurts. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, the meaning of life, by Guts. What is the meaning of death?
  • The Queen and her noble conspirators are meeting after their attempt to kill Griffith:
    Conspirator 2: Peasants and farmers have no idea to govern.
    Conspirator 3: Bazitch, please! Don't hate the player, hate the game!
    * laughs all around*
    Conspirator 4: Who let the dogs out?
  • The VAs continue to wax lyrical in the next scene when the building is set ablaze:
  • From the Volume 2 bloopers: Griffith (or rather, his Broadway star VA) singing.
    • He does it again in the Volume 3 outtakes TWICE (along with impersonating Dr. Evil because Minister Foss looks like Mini Me), and again in Volume 5. AND AGAIN IN VOLUME 6! One of the songs he chooses, of all songs, to sing is "Part Of Your World" from The Little Mermaid (1989)! Bonus points for all the characters having astonishingly appropriate confused expressions when he sings!
    • Even better, the "Part Of Your World" parody has altered lyrics about BDSM. It Makes As Much Sense In Context.
  • Also from Volume 2:
  • Another from Volume 2:
    King of Midland: She is very shy. According to her, she is frightened of hardened warriors, so she rarely comes out of the palace. Charlotte, GET OVER HERE!
  • And another from Volume 2:
    Rickert: They say that he's taken the heads of hundreds, or even thousands in (audible voice crack) battle! But that's not the only reason why he's feared...This one time, in band camp, he took his sword and stuck it up- *someone starts muffling his voice actress*
  • From Volume 3:
    Guts: Women... you're entirely too weak. I mean, just look at you: you have no endurance, you anger too easily... and you're always menstruating! STOP IT!
  • In Volume 5, when Guts and Casca are about to have sex:
    Guts: My love for you is like a truck, Berserker.
    Casca: You fool.
    Guts: Do you want to making f**k, Berserker. BERSERKER.
    Casca: Did he just say... 'making f**k'?
    • The alternate take is pretty good, too:
    Casca: "My, what big boobies you have."
    Guts: "The better to nurse you with."
  • Also from Volume 5, in the middle of a conversation between Guts and Griffith about Casca, we get these gems:
    Guts: You didn't notice that Casca put on a dress for the celebration, did you?
    Griffith: Did she?
    Guts: I think Casca was hoping that you would stuff her like a Thanksgiving turkey.
    • Or in another take:
      Guts: You didn't notice that Casca put on a dress for the celebration, did you?
      Griffith: Did she?
      Guts: Life ain't nothing, but bitches... and money.
  • In Volume 6, Guts and the Hawks' reaction to the Eclipse:
    From the episode: What the hell?!
    From the outtake: What the f***?! ...HOLY F***ING S***! F*** ME! F*** HIM! F*** YOU! F*** ALL OF US! HOLY F***! *laughs* Can you beep that out?
  • Conrad: You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks, and now the ceiling has to be washed and sterilized! You get NOTHING, sir! Good day!
  • As Femto flies down from the giant hand:
    "DANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!"
  • Femto's insistence to Guts that he is Batman while he's in the middle of raping Casca.
    Guts: WHO ARE YOU!
    Femto: I'm Batman
  • After the Eclipse, John Avner (The VA of Void) tries to do his closing lines for the episode as always, only to be interrupted by the directors, telling him the show is over, and the final episode doesn't have Void narrating its conclusion. The following exchange is hilarious.
    John (As Void): In this world, for-
    Director: Uh uh, that's all John. We don't need that stuff anymore, the show's over.
    John: Who are you!? I am the hand of God, hovering abo-
    Director: No no John John thanks, that'll be all.
    John: No! You have no control! Not even your own will!
    Director: Ohwoahwoahwoahwoah! No uh, no you're—it's the end of the series, that's the last episode.
    John: But this is... my will.
    Director: John, would you please get out of the booth?
    John: Who is John, I am the Hand of God, hovering—uh, hey-get your hands off-
    Director: John—would you please—
    John: Ohh, no—BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO! I am Void! BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO!
    Director: Security!
    John: Boogity boogity boo! Your efforts are worthless!!

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