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-->'''Rickert''': They say that he's taken the heads of hundreds, or even thousands in (audible [[InopportuneVoiceCracking voice crack]]) battle! But that's not the only reason why he's feared...[[Film/AmericanPie This one time, in band camp]], he took his sword and stuck it up *''someone starts muffling his voice actress''*
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-->'''Rickert''': They say that he's taken the heads of hundreds, or even thousands in (audible [[InopportuneVoiceCracking voice crack]]) battle! But that's not the only reason why he's feared...[[Film/AmericanPie This one time, in band camp]], he took his sword [[AssShove and stuck it up up]]- *''someone starts muffling his voice actress''*
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* In Volume 6, Guts' reaction to the Eclipse:
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* In Volume 6, Guts' Guts and the Hawks' reaction to the Eclipse:
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* As Femto flies down from the giant hand,
-->"DANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANANA [[LiveActionTV/{{Batman 1966}} BATMAN!]]"
-->"DANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANANA [[LiveActionTV/{{Batman 1966}} BATMAN!]]"
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* As Femto flies down from the giant hand,
hand:
-->"DANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANANA[[LiveActionTV/{{Batman [[Series/{{Batman 1966}} BATMAN!]]"
-->"DANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANANA
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* As Femto flies down from the giant hand,
-->"DANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANANA [[LiveActionTV/{{Batman 1966}} BATMAN!]]"
-->"DANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANANA [[LiveActionTV/{{Batman 1966}} BATMAN!]]"
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--->'''Guts''': WHO ARE YOU!
--->'''Femto''': I'm Batman
--->'''Femto''': I'm Batman
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'''The Show Proper:'''
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'''English Dub Outtakes:'''
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!!English Dub
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* [[HumanoidAbomination Femto's]] insistence that he is Franchise/{{Batman}}.
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* [[HumanoidAbomination Femto's]] insistence to Guts that he is Franchise/{{Batman}}.Franchise/{{Batman}} ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice while he's in the middle of raping Casca]]''.
--->'''Guts''': WHO ARE YOU!
--->'''Femto''': I'm Batman
--->'''Guts''': WHO ARE YOU!
--->'''Femto''': I'm Batman
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* Episode one, where a bartender looks at his ruined bar area and states "Aww, what a mess. I'm too old for this kind of bullshit."
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* Episode one, where a bartender looks at his ruined bar area and states "Aww, what a mess. [[Film/LethalWeapon I'm too old for this kind of bullshit.bullshit]]."
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* In the Spanish dub, during of the hundred man fight, one of the soldiers of Adon scream son of the bitch in an exaggerated way turning the scene in pure comedy
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* In the Spanish English dub, during of the hundred man fight, one of the soldiers of Adon scream son of the bitch Adon's men screams "BIIIIITCH" in an exaggerated way almost turning the scene in pure comedyinto comedy.
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* In the Spanish dub, during of the hundred man fight, one of the soldiers of Adon scream son of the bitch in an exaggerated way turning the scene in pure comedy
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* '''[[EldritchAbomination Ubik]]''': [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks, and now the ceiling has to be washed and sterilized! You get NOTHING, sir! Good day!]]
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* '''[[EldritchAbomination Ubik]]''': Conrad]]''': [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks, and now the ceiling has to be washed and sterilized! You get NOTHING, sir! Good day!]]
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** He does it again in the Volume 3 outtakes ''[+[[RuleOfThree TWICE]]+]'' (along with impersonating [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]] because Minister Foss looks like Mini Me), and '''''again''''' in Volume 5. AND AGAIN IN VOLUME 6! One of the songs he chooses, of all songs, to sing is "Part Of Your World" from ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''! Bonus points for all the characters having astonishingly appropriate confused expressions when he sings!
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** He does it again in the Volume 3 outtakes ''[+[[RuleOfThree TWICE]]+]'' (along with impersonating [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]] because Minister Foss looks like Mini Me), and '''''again''''' in Volume 5. AND AGAIN IN VOLUME 6! One of the songs he chooses, of all songs, to sing is "Part Of Your World" from ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''! ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989''! Bonus points for all the characters having astonishingly appropriate confused expressions when he sings!
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-->'''Rickert''': They say that he's taken the heads of hundreds, or even thousands in (audible VoiceCrack) battle! But that's not the only reason why he's feared...[[Film/AmericanPie This one time, in band camp]], he took his sword and stuck it up *''someone starts muffling his voice actress''*
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-->'''Rickert''': They say that he's taken the heads of hundreds, or even thousands in (audible VoiceCrack) [[InopportuneVoiceCracking voice crack]]) battle! But that's not the only reason why he's feared...[[Film/AmericanPie This one time, in band camp]], he took his sword and stuck it up *''someone starts muffling his voice actress''*
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-->'''Rickert''': They say that he's taken the heads of hundreds, or even thousands in battle! But that's not the only reason why he's feared...[[Film/AmericanPie This one time, in band camp]], he took his sword and stuck it up *''someone starts muffling his voice actress''*
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-->'''Rickert''': They say that he's taken the heads of hundreds, or even thousands in (audible VoiceCrack) battle! But that's not the only reason why he's feared...[[Film/AmericanPie This one time, in band camp]], he took his sword and stuck it up *''someone starts muffling his voice actress''*
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-->'''Guts:''' "The better...to nurse you with."
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-->'''Guts:''' "The better...better to nurse you with."
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* Guts asking the soldiers under his command, right before they start cheering:
-->'''Guts:''' Alright, who's gonna jerk me off?
-->'''Guts:''' Alright, who's gonna jerk me off?
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Removing Sinkholes.
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** He does it again in the Volume 3 outtakes - ''[+[[RuleOfThree TWICE]]+]'' - [[DontExplainTheJoke that makes three times total]] (along with impersonating [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]] because Minister Foss looks like Mini Me), and '''''again''''' in Volume 5. [[NoIndoorVoice AND]] [++[[UpToEleven AGAIN]]++] [[NoIndoorVoice IN VOLUME 6!]] One of the songs he chooses, of all songs, to sing is "Part Of Your World" from ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''! Bonus points for all the characters having astonishingly appropriate confused expressions when he sings!
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** He does it again in the Volume 3 outtakes - ''[+[[RuleOfThree TWICE]]+]'' - [[DontExplainTheJoke that makes three times total]] (along with impersonating [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]] because Minister Foss looks like Mini Me), and '''''again''''' in Volume 5. [[NoIndoorVoice AND]] [++[[UpToEleven AGAIN]]++] [[NoIndoorVoice AND AGAIN IN VOLUME 6!]] 6! One of the songs he chooses, of all songs, to sing is "Part Of Your World" from ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''! Bonus points for all the characters having astonishingly appropriate confused expressions when he sings!
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* '''[[EldritchAbomination Conrad]]''': [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks, and now the ceiling has to be washed and sterilized! You get NOTHING, sir! Good day!]]
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* '''[[EldritchAbomination Conrad]]''': Ubik]]''': [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks, and now the ceiling has to be washed and sterilized! You get NOTHING, sir! Good day!]]
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* After the Eclipse, John Avner (The VA of Void) tries to do his closing lines for the episode as always, only to be interrupted by the directors, telling him the show is over. It is hilarious.
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* After the Eclipse, John Avner (The VA of Void) tries to do his closing lines for the episode as always, only to be interrupted by the directors, telling him the show is over. It over, and the final episode doesn't have Void narrating its conclusion. The following exchange is hilarious.
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'''John''': Ohh, no--boogity boogity boo! I am Void! Boogity boogity boo!\\
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'''John''': Ohh, no--boogity boogity boo! no--'''[[LargeHam BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO! I am Void! Boogity boogity boo!\\BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO!]]'''\\
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-->'''King of Midland''': Charlotte, ''[[Franchise/MortalKombat GET OVER HERE!]]''
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-->'''King of Midland''': She is very shy. According to her, she is frightened of hardened warriors, so she rarely comes out of the palace. Charlotte, ''[[Franchise/MortalKombat GET OVER HERE!]]''
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'''John''': Boogity boogity boo! Your efforts are ''worthless''!!
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'''John''': Boogity boogity boo! Your efforts are ''worthless''!!''worthless''!!
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* laughs all around*[[note:]]And in-character, noble's haughty laughs, too.[[/note]]\\
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* laughs all around*[[note:]]And in-character, noble's haughty laughs, too.[[/note]]\\around*\\
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--> [[Music/Nelly It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!]]
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--> [[Music/Nelly [[Music/{{Nelly}} It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!]]
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* laughs all around*\\
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* laughs all around*\\around*[[note:]]And in-character, noble's haughty laughs, too.[[/note]]\\
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* The [=VAs=] continue to [[WaxingLyrical wax lyrical]] in the next scene when the building is set ablaze:
--> [[Music/Nelly It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!]]
--> [[Music/Nelly It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!]]
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** Even better, the "Part Of Your World" parody has altered lyrics about [[{{CasualKink}} BDSM]]. It MakesAsMuchSenseInContext.
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'''Casca:''' "My, what big boobies you have."
'''Guts:''' "The better...to nurse you with."
'''Guts:''' "The better...to nurse you with."
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** The alternate take is pretty good, too:
'''Casca:''' "My, what big boobies you have."
'''Guts:''' "The better...to nurse you with."
'''Casca:''' "My, what big boobies you have."
'''Guts:''' "The better...to nurse you with."
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* laughs all around*\\
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-->'''Guts''': Women..you're entirely too weak. I mean, just look at you: [[GlassCannon you have no endurance]], [[HairTriggerTemper you anger too easily]]...[[AllPeriodsArePMS and you're always menstruating]]! STOP IT!
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-->'''Guts''': Women..Women... you're entirely too weak. I mean, just look at you: [[GlassCannon you have no endurance]], [[HairTriggerTemper you anger too easily]]... [[AllPeriodsArePMS and you're always menstruating]]! STOP IT!
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'''Guts:''' Would you like some making [[SoundEffectsBleep f**k]], Berserker. BERSERKER.\\
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'''Guts:''' Would Do you like some want to making [[SoundEffectsBleep f**k]], Berserker. BERSERKER.\\
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'''From the outtake''': [[ClusterFBomb What the f***?! ...HOLY F***ING S***! F*** ME! F*** HIM! F*** YOU! F*** ALL OF US! HOLY F***!]]
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'''From the outtake''': [[ClusterFBomb What the f***?! ...HOLY F***ING S***! F*** ME! F*** HIM! F*** YOU! F*** ALL OF US! HOLY F***!]]F***!]] *laughs* Can you beep that out?
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'''Director:''' Uh uh, that's all John. We don't need that stuff anymore, the show's over.\\
'''John''': Who are you!? I am the hand of god hovering abo-\\
'''John''': Who are you!? I am the hand of god hovering abo-\\
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'''John''': Who are you!? I am the hand of
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'''John''': But this is..my will. \\
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'''John''': But this is..is... my will. \\
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'''John''': Who is John, I am the Hand of God, hovering--uh, hey-take your hands off-\\
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'''John''': Who is John, I am the Hand of God, hovering--uh, hey-take hey-get your hands off-\\
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'''John''': Boogity boogity boo! Your efforts are ''worthless''!
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'''John''': Boogity boogity boo! Your efforts are ''worthless''!''worthless''!!
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* Marc Diraison's Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger impressions: "Shaht ahp! Heah me now, believe me leitah! I crush you with my muscles! [[Film/{{Predator}} Ruuuuuun! Get to da choppah!]] Do it, do it now!"
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* Marc Diraison's Creator/MarcDiraison's Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger impressions: "Shaht ahp! Heah me now, believe me leitah! I crush you with my muscles! [[Film/{{Predator}} Ruuuuuun! Get to da choppah!]] Do it, do it now!"
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'''The Show Proper'''
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'''The Show Proper'''Proper:'''
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* Episode one, where a bartender looks at his ruined bar area and states "Aww, what a mess. I'm too old for this kind of bullshit."
* In episode 8 Adon is put in charge of a strategic fortress. He performs his usual arrogant strutting until the Hawks completely bamboozle him and take the castle. He tries to [[VillainExitStageLeft escape by raft]], but his men follow him and cling to it, causing the whole craft to tip while Adon tries to kick them off:
--> "This is outrageous of you! This raft is a precious heirloom that has been [[RunningGag handed down through the Corbowitz family]]! Remove your armor, you can all swim, vermin!"
'''English Dub Outtakes:'''
* Marc Diraison's Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger impressions: "Shaht ahp! Heah me now, believe me leitah! I crush you with my muscles! [[Film/{{Predator}} Ruuuuuun! Get to da choppah!]] Do it, do it now!"
* Rickert retrieves a falcon, which lands on his glove:
-->'''Rickert:''' If this bird craps on my arm, I'm '''eating''' it.
* During the Hundred Man Fight, while he's chopping men in half, Guts suddenly starts thinking about the meaning of life:
--> '''Guts''': What am I ''doing'' here? What are ''any'' of us doing here? My god! [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Owww. That really hurts]]. [[DerailedTrainOfThought Anyway, where was I?]] Oh yeah, the meaning of life, by Guts. What is the meaning of death?
* The Queen and her noble conspirators are meeting after their attempt to kill Griffith:
--> '''Conspirator 2:''' Peasants and farmers have no idea to govern.\\
'''Conspirator 3:''' Bazitch, please! Don't hate the player, hate the game!\\
* laughs all around*\\
'''Conspirator 4:''' Who ''let'' the dogs out?
* From the Volume 2 bloopers: Griffith (or rather, his Broadway star VA) ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXYiFFM7WH4 singing]]''.
** He does it again in the Volume 3 outtakes - ''[+[[RuleOfThree TWICE]]+]'' - [[DontExplainTheJoke that makes three times total]] (along with impersonating [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]] because Minister Foss looks like Mini Me), and '''''again''''' in Volume 5. [[NoIndoorVoice AND]] [++[[UpToEleven AGAIN]]++] [[NoIndoorVoice IN VOLUME 6!]] One of the songs he chooses, of all songs, to sing is "Part Of Your World" from ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''! Bonus points for all the characters having astonishingly appropriate confused expressions when he sings!
* Also from Volume 2:
-->'''[[Creator/MikePollock Adon]]''': Dammit! [[VideoGame/ZeroWing All my base are belong to them! GREAT JUSTICE!]]
* Another from Volume 2:
-->'''King of Midland''': Charlotte, ''[[Franchise/MortalKombat GET OVER HERE!]]''
* And another from Volume 2:
-->'''Rickert''': They say that he's taken the heads of hundreds, or even thousands in battle! But that's not the only reason why he's feared...[[Film/AmericanPie This one time, in band camp]], he took his sword and stuck it up *''someone starts muffling his voice actress''*
* From Volume 3:
-->'''Guts''': Women..you're entirely too weak. I mean, just look at you: [[GlassCannon you have no endurance]], [[HairTriggerTemper you anger too easily]]...[[AllPeriodsArePMS and you're always menstruating]]! STOP IT!
* In Volume 5, when Guts and Casca are about to have sex:
-->'''Guts:''' [[Film/{{Clerks}} My love for you is like a truck, Berserker]].\\
'''Casca:''' You fool.\\
'''Guts:''' Would you like some making [[SoundEffectsBleep f**k]], Berserker. BERSERKER.\\
'''Casca:''' Did he just say... 'making [[SoundEffectsBleep f**k]]'?
* Also from Volume 5, in the middle of a conversation between Guts and Griffith about Casca, we get these gems:
-->'''Guts:''' You didn't notice that Casca put on a dress for the celebration, did you?\\
'''Griffith:''' Did she?\\
'''Guts:''' I think Casca was hoping that you would stuff her like a Thanksgiving turkey.
** Or in another take:
---->'''Guts:''' You didn't notice that Casca put on a dress for the celebration, did you?\\
'''Griffith:''' Did she?\\
'''Guts:''' Life ain't nothing, but bitches... and money.
* In Volume 6, Guts' reaction to the Eclipse:
--->'''From the episode''': What the hell?!\\
'''From the outtake''': [[ClusterFBomb What the f***?! ...HOLY F***ING S***! F*** ME! F*** HIM! F*** YOU! F*** ALL OF US! HOLY F***!]]
* '''[[EldritchAbomination Conrad]]''': [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks, and now the ceiling has to be washed and sterilized! You get NOTHING, sir! Good day!]]
* [[HumanoidAbomination Femto's]] insistence that he is Franchise/{{Batman}}.
* After the Eclipse, John Avner (The VA of Void) tries to do his closing lines for the episode as always, only to be interrupted by the directors, telling him the show is over. It is hilarious.
-->'''John (As Void)''': In this world, for-\\
'''Director:''' Uh uh, that's all John. We don't need that stuff anymore, the show's over.\\
'''John''': Who are you!? I am the hand of god hovering abo-\\
'''Director''': No no John John thanks, that'll be all. \\
'''John''': No! You have no control! Not even your own will!\\
'''Director''': Ohwoahwoahwoahwoah! No uh, no you're--it's the end of the series, that's the last episode.\\
'''John''': But this is..my will. \\
'''Director''': John, would you please get out of the booth?\\
'''John''': Who is John, I am the Hand of God, hovering--uh, hey-take your hands off-\\
'''Director''': John--would you please--\\
'''John''': Ohh, no--boogity boogity boo! I am Void! Boogity boogity boo!\\
'''Director''': ''Security!''\\
'''John''': Boogity boogity boo! Your efforts are ''worthless''!
* Episode one, where a bartender looks at his ruined bar area and states "Aww, what a mess. I'm too old for this kind of bullshit."
* In episode 8 Adon is put in charge of a strategic fortress. He performs his usual arrogant strutting until the Hawks completely bamboozle him and take the castle. He tries to [[VillainExitStageLeft escape by raft]], but his men follow him and cling to it, causing the whole craft to tip while Adon tries to kick them off:
--> "This is outrageous of you! This raft is a precious heirloom that has been [[RunningGag handed down through the Corbowitz family]]! Remove your armor, you can all swim, vermin!"
'''English Dub Outtakes:'''
* Marc Diraison's Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger impressions: "Shaht ahp! Heah me now, believe me leitah! I crush you with my muscles! [[Film/{{Predator}} Ruuuuuun! Get to da choppah!]] Do it, do it now!"
* Rickert retrieves a falcon, which lands on his glove:
-->'''Rickert:''' If this bird craps on my arm, I'm '''eating''' it.
* During the Hundred Man Fight, while he's chopping men in half, Guts suddenly starts thinking about the meaning of life:
--> '''Guts''': What am I ''doing'' here? What are ''any'' of us doing here? My god! [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Owww. That really hurts]]. [[DerailedTrainOfThought Anyway, where was I?]] Oh yeah, the meaning of life, by Guts. What is the meaning of death?
* The Queen and her noble conspirators are meeting after their attempt to kill Griffith:
--> '''Conspirator 2:''' Peasants and farmers have no idea to govern.\\
'''Conspirator 3:''' Bazitch, please! Don't hate the player, hate the game!\\
* laughs all around*\\
'''Conspirator 4:''' Who ''let'' the dogs out?
* From the Volume 2 bloopers: Griffith (or rather, his Broadway star VA) ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXYiFFM7WH4 singing]]''.
** He does it again in the Volume 3 outtakes - ''[+[[RuleOfThree TWICE]]+]'' - [[DontExplainTheJoke that makes three times total]] (along with impersonating [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]] because Minister Foss looks like Mini Me), and '''''again''''' in Volume 5. [[NoIndoorVoice AND]] [++[[UpToEleven AGAIN]]++] [[NoIndoorVoice IN VOLUME 6!]] One of the songs he chooses, of all songs, to sing is "Part Of Your World" from ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''! Bonus points for all the characters having astonishingly appropriate confused expressions when he sings!
* Also from Volume 2:
-->'''[[Creator/MikePollock Adon]]''': Dammit! [[VideoGame/ZeroWing All my base are belong to them! GREAT JUSTICE!]]
* Another from Volume 2:
-->'''King of Midland''': Charlotte, ''[[Franchise/MortalKombat GET OVER HERE!]]''
* And another from Volume 2:
-->'''Rickert''': They say that he's taken the heads of hundreds, or even thousands in battle! But that's not the only reason why he's feared...[[Film/AmericanPie This one time, in band camp]], he took his sword and stuck it up *''someone starts muffling his voice actress''*
* From Volume 3:
-->'''Guts''': Women..you're entirely too weak. I mean, just look at you: [[GlassCannon you have no endurance]], [[HairTriggerTemper you anger too easily]]...[[AllPeriodsArePMS and you're always menstruating]]! STOP IT!
* In Volume 5, when Guts and Casca are about to have sex:
-->'''Guts:''' [[Film/{{Clerks}} My love for you is like a truck, Berserker]].\\
'''Casca:''' You fool.\\
'''Guts:''' Would you like some making [[SoundEffectsBleep f**k]], Berserker. BERSERKER.\\
'''Casca:''' Did he just say... 'making [[SoundEffectsBleep f**k]]'?
* Also from Volume 5, in the middle of a conversation between Guts and Griffith about Casca, we get these gems:
-->'''Guts:''' You didn't notice that Casca put on a dress for the celebration, did you?\\
'''Griffith:''' Did she?\\
'''Guts:''' I think Casca was hoping that you would stuff her like a Thanksgiving turkey.
** Or in another take:
---->'''Guts:''' You didn't notice that Casca put on a dress for the celebration, did you?\\
'''Griffith:''' Did she?\\
'''Guts:''' Life ain't nothing, but bitches... and money.
* In Volume 6, Guts' reaction to the Eclipse:
--->'''From the episode''': What the hell?!\\
'''From the outtake''': [[ClusterFBomb What the f***?! ...HOLY F***ING S***! F*** ME! F*** HIM! F*** YOU! F*** ALL OF US! HOLY F***!]]
* '''[[EldritchAbomination Conrad]]''': [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks, and now the ceiling has to be washed and sterilized! You get NOTHING, sir! Good day!]]
* [[HumanoidAbomination Femto's]] insistence that he is Franchise/{{Batman}}.
* After the Eclipse, John Avner (The VA of Void) tries to do his closing lines for the episode as always, only to be interrupted by the directors, telling him the show is over. It is hilarious.
-->'''John (As Void)''': In this world, for-\\
'''Director:''' Uh uh, that's all John. We don't need that stuff anymore, the show's over.\\
'''John''': Who are you!? I am the hand of god hovering abo-\\
'''Director''': No no John John thanks, that'll be all. \\
'''John''': No! You have no control! Not even your own will!\\
'''Director''': Ohwoahwoahwoahwoah! No uh, no you're--it's the end of the series, that's the last episode.\\
'''John''': But this is..my will. \\
'''Director''': John, would you please get out of the booth?\\
'''John''': Who is John, I am the Hand of God, hovering--uh, hey-take your hands off-\\
'''Director''': John--would you please--\\
'''John''': Ohh, no--boogity boogity boo! I am Void! Boogity boogity boo!\\
'''Director''': ''Security!''\\
'''John''': Boogity boogity boo! Your efforts are ''worthless''!
