Funny / Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

• Leslie Vernon's initial arrival where he appears behind the shed, then behind a window, and then pops up beside them in a display of Offscreen Teleportation. The fact he's an Adorkable looking dude and They Look Just Like Everyone Else!! makes it all the funnier.
• "I only keep pets I can eat."
• "It is going to get wet in here tonight. Lace your boots up kiddies."
• "Yonic. Uh, opposite of phallic? (Beat). It's girl parts."
• How to survive a slasher killing spree:
  Jamie: I'll tell you: never hang out with a virgin. You got a virgin in your crew, either get somebody in her pants or get the hell away from her.
  Eugene: Aside from that, the simple answer is: run like a motherfucker and don't stop till the sun comes up.
• When they discover Kelly isn't a virgin.
  Doug: What kind of a survivor girl passes out in a pinch?
  Todd: Passes out? What kind of survivor girl hops on the nerdy kid's johnson like it's a pogo stick?
• During the actual reveal of the above - not sure whether it counts as a Funny Background Moment or not - not only is Kelly using the reverse cowgirl position (making it clear she's had some experience), if you can look past the bouncing and Godiva Hair she's twirling either her panties or her bra around on one finger in rhythm to her bouncing. You almost expect her to scream 'Yippeekiyay!' or similar.