Funny / Baten Kaitos

Spoilers are unmarked as per policy. You Have Been Warned.

Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean

• Pretty much everything the Great Mizuti says.
  • Heck the first time we see Mizuti, Mizuti is trapped in-between dimensions singing a bizarre song for apparently no reason.
  • When the group arrives in Mizuti's home and meets Koh and Kay, her parents and Kay calls Mizuti out on insisting upon the "Great" title.
  Kay: Mizuti...you're not calling yourself "Great" again, are you?
  Mizuti: Hmmm... Well... Erm...
• As Kalas and Xelha escape on a transport to Diadem the ticket man is stuck with some obviously unhappy imperial troops to deal with.
  Liner Man: (in a meek and squeaky voice) Erm... The liner is underway!
• Gibari's solution for dealing with Kalas when he tries to bail on fighting the Empire: picking him up in a full nelson until he gives in.
• When Kalas isn't acting too angsty, his sarcastic commentary is quite funny. As the guardian spirit, you can embarrass him a few times, usually ending in an amusing What the Hell, Player?.
  • If you choose to, Kalas will try the strange green potion at the School of Magic in Komo Mai. His reaction is priceless. Lampshaded by the girl standing nearby, who gives a small reward for making her laugh that hard.
• Some of the Magnus descriptions are pretty hilarious.
• Watching the two rival bakers arguing in the middle of the streets of Parnasse. To the point where both are apparently on their hands and knees yelling.
  Tisoco: Poppycock!!
  Donella: Hogwash!!
• In the Imperial Fortress, you can find a set of bathroom stalls. The one on the far left has an Imperial soldier reading a dirty magazine. He takes a few seconds to notice you, then freaks out and tries to kill you. Curb-Stomp Battle ensues, as he's incredibly weak. The one in the second to the right has another soldier standing and facing the other way, and then he stumbles back and knocks himself out, letting you take his Prison Cell Keys.
• Gibari's idea of eating his way through the candy house. Made even better by the rest of the party's reactions which are along the line of "Ew no." and "Go ahead be my guest." Followed by a scene of Gibari actually following through with his plan single handed and regretting it.
• King Ladekahn's flustered reaction to finding out Xelha is secretly a queen.

Origins

• Similar to the example mentioned above, there are several points in Origins where you can embarrass or anger Sagi, by picking the wrong answer.
• Listening to Guillo complain about the children in Azha is priceless.
  Guillo: Sagi, would you mind getting these moppets off me? They're heavy.
  Kid: Play with us, puppet! Play! PLAY!
  Guillo: Blasted parasites! Get off me if you don't want to be eaten!
  Kid: Yay! Eat me first!
  Guillo: *sigh* Sagi, have you made up your mind yet? I'm outnumbered...
• Milly's reactions to Lolo's advances on Sagi. Hell, pretty much anything with Lolo could qualify.
  • The 'Love Quadrangle' conversation after leaving Anuenue.
  Milly: Assuming you're counting me - there's me, Lolo, and Sagi...who's the fourth?
  Guillo: Me.
  Milly: YOU?!
  Guillo: Is that so wrong?
  • Sagi's flustered response to Lolo's glomp after he agrees to bring her some fallen branches from the Celestial Tree.
  Sagi: I'll... get wood. *Beat* ...At the tree. Tree wood.
• According to the Pherkad wanted posters, Milly is a kleptomaniac, Guillo is a child abductor, and Sagi is a marriage con.
• Sagi and company trying to escape the Lava Caves...when the Lord of the Lava Caves attacks. Repeatedly, with the party growing more and more exasperated with its constant interference. For added douchebaggery, it's all but outright taunting you at one point, sitting there with an air of smugness so palpable Milly is the one who gets pissed off.
  Guillo: He's enjoying this, isn't he?
  Milly: Boy, do I really feel like kicking myself right now. See if I ever sleep through a lecture again. Look at his face! I think he's LAUGHING at me!
• During the escape from Tarazed, we get this little gem:
  Sfida Attendant: She seized the ship and started giving me orders, Master Sagi! Said she'd throw me overboard if I didn't take her to rescue you!
  Valara: I - I never used the word 'rescue'! What do you think I am - nice?!
• Much of Guillo's dialogue. Just to give a few examples:
  • Fully half of Guillo's humor comes from his/her frequent shots at Milly:
    • "The wench thinks she's coming with us."
    • "The wench is actually coming with us."
    • "Sagi, can I eat her?"
    • "Helpless?! You could drop a ton of bricks on her and the bricks would be helpless."
    • "'Sheltered girl'? Was it a bomb shelter?"
    • "What's wrong, Milliarde? Is it...bad?"^*Yes, actually, it ''is'' bad.
  • And the other half is no less funny, especially with the frequent animal similes:
    • "Get up, Sage! You look worse than a pow in labor with a dozen calflets!"
    • "Oh, look, Sagi! The soldiers came to wish us a happy getaway!"
    • "Are you [Giacomo] obsessed? A koa monkey in heat wouldn't be this clingy."
    • "Who throws barrels at people? What are you, some giant monkey who's run off with a pretty wench?"