Funny / Bad Boys for Life

• In the opening credits, Marcus freaks out when riding shotgun in a Cool Car with Mike, who is having an awesome time driving it.
  • Marcus says he's going to throw up and Mike tells him to not do it and that he better drink that vomit.
    Marcus: I'm about to throw up.
    Mike: Oh, you bett..... the hell not. That is hand-stitched leather, you better drink it.
  • The last line when Marcus arrives at the hospital is nothing short of hilarious.
    Marcus: Get. Me. The Fuck. Out of this car.
  • Marcus exits his car door and hits a fire hydrant. Mike is not amused.
    Mike: HEY!
    Marcus: Oh damn, oh shit!
    Mike: Come on man!
    Marcus: You can get that buffed out.
    Mike: No, you can get that buffed out.
    • Even funnier, the "Bad Boys" theme song interrupts perfectly when Marcus hits the fire hydrant.
    • As an added bit of meta humor, Martin Lawrence actually had a similar incident on the set of Bad Boys II with that film's Ferrari,^note owned by Michael Bay! when he opened the passenger door straight into a concrete barrier.
• Reggie from the second movie becomes the father of Marcus' grandson, and despite now being a US Marine who towers over the two of them, he is still terrified of Mike and Marcus. Even better, he's played by the same actor.
• Marcus gives Mike a disappointed look and calls him a "dumbass" twice after friendzoning Rita, once when they first meet again and the second time when he's checking her out in a sexy dress in the Zillion nightclub.
  Mike: (to Marcus) Whatever, man. Miss me with that bullshit.
• Manny the Butcher accidentally messing up Mike's nice suit by touching his greasy-meat hand on it while being viciously interrogated by him. Before Mike is about to go ballistic on him, Manny immediately spills the beans.
• After the duo gets out of the van when they found Armando's next location, Carver Remy's dead body drops out of nowhere and destroys Marcus's van.
  Mike: That better had be a safe... or a piano.
  • While Mike is fighting Armando, Marcus is begging God to help him and admits Mike is getting his ass whooped.
  • Moments later after Armando escapes, Marcus drives the destroyed van with Mike and Happy Days is played in the background.
• Marcus points out that him and Mike have been Bad Boys all of their lives and thinks about becoming Good Men.
  Marcus: All our lives we've been Bad Boys alright? Now it's time to be Good Men.
  Mike: Who in the hell wanna sing that song? ^note In the second Red Band Trailer, Mike says: "Who the fuck wanna sing that song? Good men, good men, What you gonna do?
  • Marcus trying to calm down a coked-out criminal that him and Mike are holding at gunpoint. It doesn't end well.
  Marcus: I got this. I’m going to penetrate this man’s soul, with my heart.
  Mike: What?
  Marcus: Watch and learn. Sir, I realize that you’re scared. You know, sometimes...
  [The criminal suddenly punches Marcus in the face, sending him towards a desk.]
  Mike: Hey, how deep you think you got into his soul?
• Dorn, Kelly, and Rafe messing up the lyrics of "Bad Boys" before going to the Zillion nightclub. Mike and Marcus are not amused.
• Mike commenting on Rita's undercover dress in the nightclub.
• Mike and Marcus dancing besides Zway-Lo while they're saying he's arrested.
  Mike: When I say "criminal", you say jail!
• Mike shooting his non-lethal weapon to Zway-Lo's head and leaves a nasty bruise on it.
• When Marcus founds a Gatling gun on the ATV, Mike tells him that God sent him that gun.
• After Mike founds out Armando is his son and tells Marcus his backstory about him and Isabel, who is "The Witch", Marcus says this: "You fucked a married witch?!"
• Marcus talking to Mike in the plane about Isabel being a "bruja" and "flying together, dying together" which inmediatly spooks a fellow passenger.
• Captain Howard starts cursing as Mike tells him about the video of his shooting.
  Captain Howard: Fuck me! Fuck, fuck, fuck! (drinks Pepto Bismol)
• After Marcus shoots down Isabel's helicopter in the climax:
  Marcus: Shit. You got a fucked up family, Mike.