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  • An early episode about Don King revealed that he worked as a peanut vendor at local sporting events as a youth. This led to the boys imagining and improvising scenarios of King working at various menial jobs, including as a soda jerk that loved dumping hot sauce on his customer's ice cream.
  • The Mama June episode's many squick moments. Most notoriously might be the discussion that was had about how much money it would take for Mikey and Randy to eat out Mama June's asshole.
    • The GG Allin episode also had a number of gross moments, due to Allin's fondness for defecating on stage and consuming his creation accordingly. Don't do what this troper did and try to listen to this episode while you're eating, especially if it's a Burger King breakfast croissant.
  • The first half of the Ron Jeremy episode. It began with the requisite porn and masturbation jokes, offered humorous anecdotes about Jeremy's early career in the industry, and culminated with Randy finding and showing Buddy and Mikey pictures of Ron Jeremy performing self-fellatio, some with his bumhole exposed. Of course, this was before the Sudden Downer Ending that was necessitated by discussion of the allegations of rape of multiple women by Jeremy, one of whom was underage.
  • The cues to start the show, often themed to the show subject. Examples include:
    • Mel Gibson: "You guys ready to get a DUI?"
    • Ron Jeremy: "You guys ready to fuck for money?"
    • GG Allin: "You guys ready to shove a hot dog and a banana up your ass at the same time?
  • The story of the time Randy and Buddy got into a fight as teenagers, with Buddy throwing a full cup of Coca-Cola at Randy as he sat in his car.
  • Randy has had a handful of Karen moments when dealing with restaurants. Perhaps the most infamous example was at a Subway when the cashier refused to honor his reward card for a free sandwich even though he had all of the spaces punched out. After a furious Randy stormed out, Mikey chased after him (Randy was his ride.) Feeling embarrassed, Mikey later returned to the store to pay for the sandwich.
  • The Hilaria Baldwin episode. None of the hosts knew much about her (besides being Alec Baldwin's wife) or the controversy surrounding her at the start of the show. They grew more and more flabbergasted as the episode went on.
  • The Rupert Murdoch episode mentioned a person named "Lord Beaverbrook." As the guys started riffing on the name, Randy suddenly yelled "Call Me Queen Pussyriver!" which caused Buddy to collapse into such a hysterical fit of laughter they had to cut to a break.

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