Some of the more random non-sequiturs bordering on Cloudcuckoolander status qualify, especially Andy's "invention ideas."
- "Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, and they pet you back."
- "Horse Boat: A boat your horse climbs on to cross a river while you're riding it."
- "Ted: A cow with fish scales, chicken wings, a bacon anus, and candy feet. An all in one animal food."
- "Alcohol Cow: A cow that produces alcohol and has regenerating powers."
- "Toilet Buddy. It's a net that you put in your toilet that would catch your keys, your phone, or your wallet or change, or anything else you might drop in the toilet. Unfortunately it would also catch your poop."
- "Spy chips: A bowl of chips that spies on people at parties so you know what they are up to."
- "...So the chair's dead." *blink*
- Any of the Bryan Stars interviews, but especially when he begins randomly dancing or eating the questions he's being asked.
- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! That's the sound Jesus is going to make when he comes back."
- "I think of myself as a really sexy lady deer."
- "Ultimately, what you can see at a KISS concert is a bunch of stuff blow up and some old guys that can't really walk. What you can see at a Black Veil Brides concert is guys that put on one hell of a show and bust their ass. So ya know, uh, eventually we will blow shit up."
- Hearkening back to the little-known Chance and Andy show...ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Lightning Thunderstein-uhhhh
. - "Apparently I Googled "Skeletor the Movie" last night in my sleep. Damnit, why can't they make a docu-drama about his life?!"
- "Fuck you and your fucking bubblemint!"
- "Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman...always be Batman."
- "All I heard was a bunch of gibberish and then something about a hot chick."
- "This question has backfired spectacularly. The entire interview is now in jeopardy!"
- "I'm so proud of everybody that was involved. I'm proud of myself, that I didn't ruin it."
- "INDIIIIIAAAAANS, AS YOU FADE INTO THE NIGHT!"
- "I am an artist, and I make arty art art!"
- (About Jinxx signing autographs) "He doesn't remember which one he is and sometimes he'll write, 'Andy'."
- "It's snowing like a motherfucker outside right now. And motherfuckers snow a lot. I don't know if you know about that, but in the early 1920's mother fuckers used to snow a lot. Like, a lot. I'm talking, like, 30 feet of snow per motherfucker... So, it's like THAT outside in Ohio right now."
- "Have you seen how hot my mom is?"
- "I tried to fly recently...Well I looked retarded, I mean I just flopped in two different directions, but my hair looked amazing. Very voluptuous."
- His whole TikTok account is one big Moment of Funny. The entire page consists of him making up random facts about himself and pretending to be over-the-top incompetent with technology, such as filming all his "informative" videos at egregiously bad angles.
