Funny / Andrew Doran

• Andrew Doran and the Forever Gate, Andrew thinks he's about to get laid with the beautiful snake girl Bethany only to find out she wants to do research all night.
• Andrew Doran and the Mountains of Madness, Carol Berg points out that Andrew Doran has over two hundred candidates left to vet for membership in Miskatonic University. This after Andrew Doran says that security is his top concern.
  • Carol 'wolfing out' on a bunch of Nazi agents and revealing she's the deadliest thing in Miskatonic University.
• In Andrew Doran and the Scroll of Nightmares, Andrew falls over the armory and ends up smashing into a plush Cthulhu. Andrew is confused as to why anyone would ever want to make something so adorable out of something so horrible. He eventually concludes it's a tool for indoctrinating children.