Funny / American McGee's Alice

• Alice finds a book with a recipe that will make her shrink on a very high shelf. It seems to be stuck closed despite the fact it has no lock. The Cheshire cat and her than have this exchange:
  Cheshire Cat: A tap in the right spot may do the trick.
  (Alice then pushes the book off and it crashes to the floor, opening it up.)
  Cheshire Cat: You call that a tap? Fortunate I didn't suggest force; you might have pulverized it.
• By pressing "c", Cheshire Cat will appear and give you advice, even if he has none at the moment.
  Cheshire Cat: I can't know everything. Pretend you're an orphan – oh! That was rude, you are.
• The Torch Gnomes are pretty amusing.
  Since the upheaval we've all become gutless half-wits; I can barely risk crossing the road!
• At one point, Alice obtains a Croquet Mallet to use as a weapon and the cat says the following:
  Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be^note What he's saying is, basically, use this mallet to beat the ever loving crap out of your enemies!