Funny / Alice Through the Looking Glass

• Time's Establishing Character Moment: He appears at the end of the corridor and dramatically strides forward only to accidentally bump his giant shoulder-pad against the wall and fall over.
  Time: Stupid me-shaped corridor!
• Soon after, he describes himself:
  The infinite..the eternal... the immortal... the immeasurable... Unless you have a clock.
• When Alice steals the Chronosphere, all the levers and buttons are conveniently labelled, making it remarkably easy for her to escape, then we get this:
  Time: Which idiot labeled that?!
  Wilkins: You did, sir.
  Time: [Beat] Thank you for admitting your mistake.
  Red Queen (slaps Time): IDIOT!
• The Hurricane of Puns that the tea party goers make at Time's expense.
  March Hare [sitting next to Time]: As you can see, Time is on my side!
  Mally: Cheshire, you're late!
  Cheshire: Actually, [lying down on Time's shoulder] I'm right on Time!
  Mad Hatter: Look, look! [grabs Time's shoulder-pads and flaps them] Time is flying!
  Time: Enough!
• While giving chase to Alice through the past, Time takes the opportunity to ham it up by singing Ride of the Valkyries for no real reason.
• After Alice and co. have all been captured by the Red Queen, the movie sums up the current relationship between Mirana and Iracebeth in one brief moment:
  Mirana: Iracebeth...
  Iracebeth: [without missing a beat] SHUT UP!!!
• Time forgiving Alice for all the trouble she's caused... and then telling her never to come back.
• When they first meet, Time confuses Alice a bit with his habit of referring to the concept of time in the first person. At the end of their conversation, she manages to do likewise:
  Alice: Thank you for your you.
  Time: My what?
  Alice: Your time.
• Time gives Alice one minute of his "precious him" to explain what she wants, then gets bored of Alice's explanation (for why she needs the Chronosphere), so he fast-forwards her by spinning the second hand on his chest faster. Alice can't help suddenly sounding like the Micro Machines spokesperson.
  Alice: That wasn't a minute!
• Just this moment:
  Iracebeth: [shaking the ant farm which the Hightopps are trapped in] Earthquake. HA-HAH, HA-HAH!