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The following Achievement Hunter productions have separate Funny Moments pages:

Funny moments for the Let's Play channel's videos released after the end of Achievement Hunter should go under Let's Play - F**kface.
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    Five Facts 
  • Five Facts: Duke Nukem Forever, the entire video gets derailed by a story of Geoff's youth of some neighbors who stole cable way back when. When Geoff playfully realizes that their video editor, Franco, would have to edit a lot of this out (they don't), they start teasing Franco, leading to "#STOPTHEFRANCOBULLYING 2014" to show up.
  • Five Facts: Five Nights at Freddy's, Michael and Gavin have trouble pronouncing creator Scott Cawthon's name so they keep calling him Scott CA-CAW! in this and a second video they made.

    Countdown 
  • "Top 12 Most Satisfying Guns", they get to number 2, the Farsight gun from Perfect Dark and realize Kdin isn't using the gun the way it's supposed to be used, instead just running around shooting people normally.

    Grab Bag 
  • Grab Bag - Rainbow Six Siege BETA - Terrorist Hunt
    • Geoff convinces the others to sing in unison. The only easily discernible song is Gavin belting out "Jingle Bells, Batman smells!" at the top of his lungs.note 
    • During one round, Gavin attempts to edge back far enough to lob a grenade, only to plummet off the rooftop. Jack goes to revive him, but finds out Gavin's glitched into a wall. As Gavin dies, the wall spits him out and his character falls into the sidewalk with only a foot sticking out of the ground, sending Jack into hysterics, nearly killing him when a terrorist runs up to him.
      • Even better, nobody else but Jack knows what's going on. Their audible confusion and fear for Jack's sanity sells it even more.
  • Grab Bag - MORE Rainbow Six Siege BETA - Terrorist Hunt
    • Jack ends up downed in a tree house and Gavin is the only one alive. Jack calls him to help him up, telling him to jump over to the tree house from the roof only to remember that you can't jump, as Gavin reaches the edge and plummets to the ground like a rock.
    • The end of the video in where everyone huddles up and Geoff drops a grenade, killing everyone.
  • WWE, Minecraft, and Halo 5 - Grab Bag #5
  • Grab Bag - Episode 7
    • Gavin convinces Jeremy to ride his office chair into a giant bean bag chair Trust Fall-style. The initial impact actually works as intended... but Jeremy has a tough time turtling himself out of the chair, sending Geoff into a fit of laughter. Then he accidentally falls off the chair sideways, crushing a bag of Dum-Dums into the carpet in the process.
    • Some unreleased facecam footage of a Mario Party 8 Let's Play, in which Ray and Michael get mad at Gavin for mistaking a cranking motion for a jerking off motion, complete with a shot of an intense Waggle battle.
    • The crew tries out the face scanning feature in NBA 2K15. With varying degrees of success.
      • Ryan's character ends up looking the most normal, although the skin tones on his face and the character model definitely don't match up.
      • Michael's character looks like a horrifically deformed version of Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.
      • Gavin's character easily reaches Eldritch Abomination levels of terror, with the mouth literally clipping through the jaw and the overall face structure resembling a fruit fly's.
      • Geoff's character has two sets of eyes and mouths, and his mustache looks painted on.

    Achievement HORSE/PIG/HUNT 
  • Halo HORSE #128, a first-round tournament match, comes down to one final map between Joel and Geoff - a soccer match where each player controls a Mantis. The game ends when Geoff scores on his own goal, sending Joel on to the next round and marking the 3rd straight first-round knockout for Geoff.
  • Trials PIG #69: During the first map, a Seifire map, Gavin gives up entirely and plays Minecraft for five minutes.
  • The commentary for Halo HORSE #140, a semifinal tournament match between Miles and Joel. There are two separate commentary tracks, Miles' and Joel's... and they play at the same time. If you're wearing headphones, Miles' plays in one ear, while Joel's plays in the other. And they switch ears mid-video. Twice.
  • Episode 14 of HUNT begins with Ryan taking some kind of accent "so people can tell who I am!" He starts off with a very British accent but then slowly morphs into Australian. It comes to the point where even he doesn't know what accent he's doing. You can hear everyone cracking up in the background. The YouTube comments include such gems as "Ryan ate Gavin!"
    Ryan: I may have lost the game, but I feel I've won the commentary.
  • Episode 35 of HUNT consists of Michael and Gavin throwing an apple back-and-forth at each other's crotches. It all culminates with Michael nailing Gavin square in the sack with an ORANGE.
  • HUNT Episode 43: Most of what Geoff says, but especially his incredulous reaction to the fact that Trials Files didn't come out the previous week.
  • In X-Men HUNT, Jack and Ryan attempt to get the achievement in Level 4, which is complete the stage without jumping. they both proceed to jump the ''second'' it starts, forcing them to restart.

    Fails of the Weak 
  • Volume 17 has a golden classic when Geoff claims he wouldn't be laughing as much in that episode, until a certain Gamertag comes up:
    Geoff: If I uh, if I don't laugh as much in this one, it's because I'm drinking. Heavily.
    Jack: Ah... You're laughing in your mental capacity?
    Geoff: I'm laughing on the inside.
    Jack: So this is DADDYF4TS4K,note  and uh... (Geoff laughs hard) Check out the uh, the Banshee.
    Geoff: That fuckin' name [unintelligible]... that's the fail of the week right there. (finishes laughing)
  • Another funny name came up in Volume 169, for which Geoff brought in Ray. That name?
    Ray and Geoff: LLLLETS SHADLES!
  • How do you celebrate Volume 200 of Fails of the Weak? You put up fails from over at GameFails.
  • In the GameFails for September 11, 2014, there was a fail from The Sims 4 that made the babies glitch out in hideous, alien-like forms. Ryan's reaction?
    Ryan: Hey, look! It's a Sim—OH, DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT?!
    Lindsay: Does it, like, have hook arms, or...
    Ryan: Jesus Christ, kill it with fire!
    Lindsay: As a parent, Ryan is traumatized by this...!
  • The GameFails for October 10th, 2014, there's a fail from FIFA 15 titled "Dance the Night Away", where it shows a goalie suddenly spinning round and round after doing a practice save. They run it for a few seconds before the Achievement Hunter logo pops up... then the next 1:40+ of the video is the goalie spinning right out the field to inspirational music.
  • Top 5 Michael Jordan Fails - Oh man, what to say about this one...
    • Ryan misreads the title of the video, thinking the clips are all "Michael Jones Fails." You can just barely make out Geoff's trademark laughter in the background.
      Geoff: Apparently, Fail #6 was Ryan's fuckin' illiteracy.
      • Even better, he sticks with his blunder for the rest of the episode. Well, up until the Fallout 4 clip, anyway.
      Ryan: "Who Needs Buck When You've Got - Michael Jones." *Jeremy laughs* I'm going with it. We're committed now.
    • The guys notice that whoever edited the video mistook Just Cause 3 for Rise of the Tomb Raider and riff on it.
      Ryan: That's the most attracted I've ever been to Rico.

    AHWU (Achievement Hunter Weekly Update
  • The very first episode, in which Burnie comes in and offers the internet a peanut, Jack says that the name AHWU won't stick, and Geoff slaps Jack in slow motion.
  • AHWU #43, which includes Griffon giving both Geoff and Jack a kiss, the intro using the "Ding Dong Song", Geoff cracking up at the achievement name "Bone On", the "Achievement Pig", a random worker being asked to look at the camera ("there's nothing in there!"), and the Running Gag of Geoff saying "vagina".
  • AHWU #56, which includes highlights like a short repeat cut of Jack going "vroom-vroom", Burnie dancing a bit behind Jack, Gus's cutout being placed in the doorway, and then the real Gus taking its place.
  • Viewers are invited to send clips of themselves saying what number episode this is, as well as showing where they are (usually someplace scenic or famous). But one submission had a viewer show an average street lawn, saying "It's my front yard. Deal with it."
  • AHWU #158: Jack is out of town visiting Australia. The lads take this opportunity to liven up the news delivery a bit by grabbing the camera and running around the Rooster Teeth studio and parking lot, action news style.
  • Any time Jack is out of town, Michael, Ray, and Gavin host "Team Lads Action News", where they pick up the camera and run around the Rooster Teeth office, terrorizing and annoying everyone while they work. In AHWU #195, the day a Team Lads Action News t-shirt was released, the news team initiates a Hostile Show Takeover by chloroforming Jack.
  • AHWU #171's show number intros are done by RT staff members through Team Lads Action News(?), proving that one of the few things the Mad King is afraid of is TLAN:
    Gavin: Dammit, we lost him!
    Ray: We lost him in our office.
  • AHWU #172 is a Jack and Geoff-less episode. Highlights include:
    • Pre-show level checking with Caleb, Michael and Lindsey.
    • Michael, Lindsey and Ryan posing in place before starting off for no apparent reason.
    • The intro (with Ryan getting really into it in the background).
    Michael: This week on AHWU, your face is gonna get blasted off!!
    • Ryan pretending to be Jack by wearing Jack's MC skin hat as a scarf as well as his desk sign that says "Jack Pattillo, Rooster Teeth" being pinned to his shirt collar.
    "Jack": Australia stole some of my beard.
    • Michael finally learning what Geoff and Jack have to put up with every week when Lindsey tries to shove a banana in his mouth.
    • Ryan announces the Free Edgar 2013 shirt. It's as good as it sounds.
    • "Do I have dick room?"
  • AHWU #200 features Jack delivering the news on Flappy Bird, and the reasons why it was taken off of the iTunes App Store (among others). Cue Geoff trying to show the camera the app on his iPhone, with a censor bar along the bottom... because Geoff's background is his wife's cleavage.
  • It seems that most of the AHWUs since the move to the new offices involve Gavin in the background of Jack's pieces attempting to make the bearded one laugh. He often succeeds.
  • AHWU #216. Ryan gets another shirt... his body language says it all. He is just resigned to his fate of being the provider of so many shirt-based in-jokes by now.
  • AHWU #218 - Burnie makes a cameo.
    Burnie: (opening the door to the office and looking round) Crap, Achievement Hunter is working in here! (closes the door)
    Gavin: ... What a prick.
  • AHWU #221. Post-RTX edition. Everyone is visibly tired and hoarse after their convention except Jack who is somehow even more chipper.
    Geoff: (to Michael) Tired?
    Michael: Yeah.
    Geoff: Ray?
    Ray: Yeah.
    Geoff: Jack?
    Jack: I'm great!
    Geoff: Shut up...
  • AHWU #224 is the sixth anniversary edition.
    • Someone has brought in party poppers, and Team Nice Dynameat are loving it. Geoff... not so much.
    • Gavin tries to feed Geoff a shot from what seems to be every alcoholic thing in the office throughout the video.
  • AHWU #233 sees the return of Team Lads Action News for the first time since the building move. They corner Ryan in the bathroom, and when he hears them coming he just gets in a corner in the shower and faces the wall. Once again, the only thing the Mad King fears is TLAN. Gets better when Michael goes to turn the shower on and he realizes HE can use it as a weapon against the Lads.
  • AHWU #237 features some "creative" camerawork.
  • AHWU #244 marks the return of Team Nice Dynamite after filming Lazer Team wrapped up. Gavin appears on camera first, then Michael shoulder-slams him out of the way to shout "Gavin's back?!?" which sends Gavin's tub of grape flying everywhere. It even gets a slow-motion replay.
  • AHWU #247 includes some Risinger on camera action, Gavin shattering a box he's standing on, fun with the camera's zoom function and Jeremy hitting Matt in the face with the microphone.
  • AHWU #249 has more "creative" camerawork, and ends with Michael grabbing the tripod, facing the camera towards him and then spinning in a circle.
  • AHWU #251 sees more Team Lads Action News.
  • AHWU #252 has another Ryan-inspired shirt introduced during it. He complies with Jack's wish to throw the shirt to him, then continues to throw every large cushioned object he can grab at Jack to hinder the shirt's introduction on-camera.
  • AHWU #253.
    • During the community section, someone turns off the main office lights making Jack and someone else light up Matt and Jeremy using the light of their phones. Then the person on the office lights starts flicking them on and off and it briefly becomes a lightswitch rave.
    • Matt on Let's Build.
      Matt: Oh, are we supposed to talk about Let's Build shit? (there is an affirmative answer off-camera) We're not doing one this week.
      (Matt walks off-camera, people in the background laugh)
  • AHWU #263 sees Geoff attempting to read the games coming out this week while people (presumably including Jack because he can hear him laughing) chuck the plushie tower of pimp blocks at him.
  • AHWU #264 sees the return of Team Nice Dynamite background shenanigans.
  • AHWU #266 and Geoff makes a comment early about how all of the achievements for games this week are lame, then when it gets to Achievement of the Week...
    Geoff: Achievement of the Week this week is... ah fuck, I forgot to write the game down...
    (there is a chorus of laughter off-camera)
  • AHWU #288 has Gavin convince Jeremy to hop outside on a stool for ten dollars. He makes it.
    • Gavin writes "PISS" on Jack's notebook.
    • Gavin wearing the big nose costume.
  • AHWU #300 has Jack and the 3 Lads celebrating 300 AHWUs with a cake. Jeremy ends up wearing some of it.
  • AHWU #313: Some fan though it would be a good idea to give Gavin an elastic-band rifle. He spends half the episode trying to snipe Geoff while he's tries to read the news.
    Michael: You got a new hole! You got a new fingerhole!
    Gavin: WHYYYY!?
    Michael: You just said to do it!
    Geoff: Hold on, I can fix this.
    *moves Gavin's keyboard and controller over the hole to cover it*
    Jack: There we go. Perfect.
    Gavin: Thanks. It's like... 2 years ago all over again.
  • AHWU #334: Gavin offers Jeremy a chair, then proceeds to wheel Jeremy out of the building, through the parking lot, and into a ditch while Jeremy is attempting to read the list of new releases.
  • Following a retool around episode 360, AH has begun unboxing letters and gifts sent to them by fans. After several throwaway jokes by Michael and Lindsay to send them swords and weapons, the crew has quickly amassed a huge collection of weaponry, including knives, swords, a medieval flail, and a chainsaw. The popularity of this segment has lead to the unofficial renaming of AHWU to Achievement Hunter Weapon Unboxing.
  • AHWU #365: A fan sent in a bunch of glitter bombs. Trevor keeps falling for it.
  • AHWU #390: A fan sends Jeremy a pair of children's stilts. He runs around the office with them going THWOP THWOP THWOP.
    Michael: He sounds like he's on a horse.
    Jack: He's so happy, Michael!
    Jeremy: *trips over in the background*
    • While they're trying to do the unboxing, a personal alarm keychain randomly goes off. Michael disarms it with a mallet which he started keeping in the stream room since their Play Pals recording got interrupted by one.
  • AHWU #393: At one point, Michael dons a potato face mask and starts singing and dancing around Gavin. Lindsay walks by stops, looks in total disbelief at what she sees and tells Jack "We made a baby."
  • In episode 399, someone sent the crew a small piece of Uranium ore. The Mad King was pleased.
    Ryan: Great, now we can finally complete our dirty bomb!
  • AHWU #407: Somebody sent Jeremy a Little Monster Truck onesie.
  • AHWU #411:
    • Someone sent the gang a giant inflatable unicorn. Gavin throws it and its lands on Jeremy's monitor; he retaliates by nailing Gavin right in the face with it.
    • Someone sent them a porn catalog. A very graphic porn catalog.
    Gavin: There's a lot of porn in this room; all I can see is tits.
  • AHWU #420: The gang receive more plastic pit balls for the yellow barrel they received. After filling it halfway, Trevor jumps in headfirst and promptly gets stuck with his feet sticking out. Ryan proceeds to dump more balls onto him, and then it takes the combined efforts of Ryan, Alfredo, and Jeremy to pull him out.
  • AHWU #426: A fan requests that the crew do an immersion of Murder! featuring the AH office. At this is being discussed, the camera pans to Ryan, who is already unsheathing a knife.
    Ryan: "Who do I stab?"
  • AHWU #429: Geoff, who's still bitter over their last minigolf video, takes two cans of Febreze air fresheners and sprays them through one of the box fans, covering everyone with air freshener. He then proceeds to spray everyone who played in the video.
  • AHWU #431:
    • A fan from Sweden sent them the very intense smelling delicacy surströmming. Jack puts it on Gavin's desk.
    • Someone sent them furry porn, and Alfredo puts it in Jeremy's chair. Jack is curious enough to flip through the pages, bewildering Trevor and Alfredo.
      Trevor: Is this for Jeremy?
      Matt: You know who it's for.
  • AHWU #441:
    • The porn shenanigans escalate with someone sending Ryan hentai manga. Ryan is befuddled and appalled that it's volume two in a series. A curious Geoff flips to a random page, discovers that it's in color, and screams as he throws it aside.
    • Someone sent the gang, mainly Ryan and Geoff, several cases of Diet Coke. Geoff's quite happy until he's curious enough if he can throw a knife at one of the cases. It pierces the case, spilling soda everywhere. In retaliation, Ryan learns there's a case of Diet Pepsi for Geoff, so he stabs it with a knife.
  • AHWU #457 ("25 Pounds of Pure Flavor")
    • While Jack is giving the mail-in address, Matt Bragg nails him in the throat with an uncalled Moon Ball. Ryan and Alfredo declare that Matt must be punished and sentence him to get pelted with Moon Balls as he stands against the wall.
      Ryan: "Some may call it a Kangaroo Court, but I don't care."
    • Following this, Jack decides to hit Jeremy's desk with a sledgehammer. It leaves a noticeable dent. Ryan immediately realizes it can be used as a Moon Ball holder.
  • AHWU #474 ("DIET COKE LAUNCHER")
    • Somebody sent in an eggplant vibrator, which doesn't seem to work. Gavin opens it up and notes that it needs watch batteries... then notices that there are batteries in there, and as Ryan guesses, wonders whether it was used and sniffs it.
    • There's a drawing on the whiteboard comparing clean shaven!Jeremy to Wallace from Wallace & Gromit.
    • Ryan puts an empty Diet Coke can into the moonball launcher and fires it at the wall. Everybody else insists that he load it with a full one. Everybody is primed for it to fire out, rebound off the wall and splatter over Geoff's desk... then it just ruptures in the launcher and pops out, spraying all of the electronics under the Geoff's desk. Trevor scrambles to retrieve it then runs out of the room with it like he's holding a live grenade.
  • AHWU #495 ("Put Those On Your Bum")
    • The gang receives an electro-shock therapy device. Jeremy uses it on his neck and arm, and while watching the electricity make his muscles twitch, Gavin tells Jeremy to put it on his bum. When Jeremy pulls down his jeans to place the nodes on his butt cheeks, his crotch is blurred, and Alfredo and Gavin notice that the fly on his boxers is wide open.
      Gavin: I was looking at it for like 10 seconds and thought "He has like a tan belt down... nope."
  • AHWU #498 ("Boxes Hide More than Gifts")
  • AHWU #500 ("Celebrating 500 AHWU's By Recreating the First")
    • The gang recreates the very first AHWU, including Geoff offering the camera a peanut.
    • Fiona asks viewers to watch their Sims 4 LP by asking if anyone wants to see Jack streaking, and receives a unanimous "NO".
  • AHWU #502 ("Old Men Takeover the Show")
    • Michael and Jeremy ordered old men face masks and proceed to creep out everyone as old men.
  • AHWU #506 ("Wrapping Up 2019")
    • Jeremy declares it's going to 2020 and spells it out in a bizarre accent and lisp, sending Fiona into hysterics while everyone else stares at him in bewilderment, even Michael's look is more concern than confusion.
  • AHWU #514 ("Becoming a Human Motorcycle")
    • Somebody sent in a packet of Zombie Skittle Roulette - most of the Skittles taste fine but some taste like rotten zombie. Matt gets a zombie Skittle from his first pick.
      Matt: How do I get that unlucky?! Dude, if there was like an opposite lottery, I would've won it already.
      Jeremy: An opposite lottery...!
      Matt: Yeah, you enter and they take all your money away. They give you crippling debt.
  • AHWU #517 ("We Got a Punching Bag!")
    • Someone sent in gifts for the children that the Hunters have at home, and Fiona proceeds to mispronounce "Eli" as "Ellie." Cue an incredulous and offended Ryan standing up to defend his son.
    • When Fiona defends herself by saying she knows four other languages and can't be expected to know every English subtlety, Ryan chimes back that she clearly doesn't know them well.
    • An anonymous person sent the gang a massive portrait of Matt's facepaint from Achievement Hunter: The Musical, sending everyone, including the support crew, into confused laughter.
      Trevor: Steffie, look at this!
      Steffie: Oh my god, that's so sad!
      Sarah: [laughing and turns away] That's awful.
  • AHWU #527 (Everyone is Cosplaying)
    • Fiona pulls down her beanie over her head and Alfredo jokes that she's actually Daredevil with graphics labeling her as Daredevil. Alfredo inexplicably wrapped his sweatpants around his head and calls himself Elektra, which leads to Jeremy holding up a red energy drink can to his face and saying he's Cyclops while Jack claims to be a firefighter. The screen then cuts to Trevor's empty chair and him off-screen saying he's the Invisible Man.
  • AHWU #530 ("A BIG Dragon Surprise")
    • The reason for the title. Matt opens a package which turns out to have a Bad Dragon dildo in it.
      Matt: *reading the product description for the others to guess* "Size: Extra Large. Firmness: 5."
      Jeremy: *gasps*
      Matt: "Suction cup: Yes."
      Jeremy: :O
  • AHWU #558 (The Fakest AH Crew AHWU)
    • It's the first AHWU of 2021 and it's absolutely not the post team pretending to be the gang because of the holidays, nope. That's not Aaron, Sarah, Larry, and Jarren respectively voicing Jack, Lindsay, Jeremy, and Alfredo.
      It's AHWU 558 and there's definitely nothing unusual about this AHWU.
    • "Alfredo" zooms into his camera, causing "Jack" to jump and laugh.
    • "Jeremy" asks "Lindsay" to raise their hand, but they are rather indisposed.
    • The "fan art" presented is drawn by their biggest fan "Barry Catovina" and "Jerry Catalina".
    • "Jack" comments that Sarah forgot to deliver packages to be opened, and everyone starts complaining about Sarah, with "Lindsay" commenting that Sarah is just trying to account for the holidays.
  • AHWU #560 Cats Take Over AHWU
    • Jack starts to intro the episode, but his cat Cooper suddenly walks across the screen and interrupts him, flicking his tail into Jack's face. Cooper spends the rest of the episode wandering across the screen.
  • AHWU#578 AHWU 20th Anniversary Special
    • In honor of Rooster Teeth's 20th anniversary, Geoff and the gang bring AHWU back for a one-off special, opening with Jack trying to intro while Alfredo and Michael are standing on a table for some reason.
    • As Geoff reads out what's in store for the upcoming anniversary content, Trevor starts throwing moonballs, with one causing Shelby to immediately duck and another one causes her to accidentally turn off the lights.
    • Alfredo tries to kick a giant Christmas ornament and winces in pain because of how hard it was.
    • Joe dicks around with a Nerf dart gun and shoots Geoff right in the neck
    • As they begin to end the episode, Ky asks Geoff how old he was 20 years ago. He and Jack are dismayed to learn that she was five when RT began.
      • Michael digs the knife in deeper by telling Geoff that in four months from the time of recording, he's going to be the same age as Geoff was when he first hired Michael.
    • Geoff ends the episode by punching Jack in the crotch.

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    Off-Topic Podcast 
  • The control room constantly switching camera away from Michael when he tries to look at it.
  • If the control room starts hysterically laughing at a particular moment or topic, then it's definitely funny enough.
  • #7 - Who's Dead? Who's Dead? Somebody's Dead.
    • The control room fuck with Michael by switching the camera away from him just as he makes a dramatic head turn to it in the middle of the sentence. The Gents laugh as Michael gets in front of the new camera and gets angry.
  • #8 - RTX Australia Special
    • Ryan begins by giving the audience a great view of his crotch.
    • Someone brings out a beer each for the four Hunters. Ryan eyes his with disgust before saying "Fuck it." and chugging most of it in one.
    • Geoff just keeps on remembering stories of hitting stuff with his car. Michael's growing disbelief as this continues just sells it.
  • RTX 2016 Special. Once more, someone gifted the Achievement crew with liquor before the show. It was over a dozen jars of moonshine.
    Michael: The power of friendship is bullshit!
  • #48 - I Never Asked For This
    • Within the first minute of the podcast, Ryan is asked to attempt to punch a hole in Michael's crudely carved jack-o-lantern. Gavin volunteers to hold it in place. That's never gone wrong before! Gavin has zero grip on the pumpkin, which immediately flies out of his hand and into Michael, knocking over a cup of coffee and breaking a glass of water in the process, thereby soaking the entire set and Michael's new phone. Michael has never sounds so disappointingly angry before this.
    Michael: I'm gonna fucking beat you to death! I'm gonna beat you to death in a god damn aqua bats costume!
  • Last Call #11: Michael's bathroom story, in which he spent 25 minutes just farting after being dared to eat several bananas and washing it down with Sprite.
  • #65 - Let's Dienote 
  • #96 - Dinky Arms: The team learns 26 minutes after the show was supposed to start that, surprise, there's no pre-recorded episode this week, so they ended up having to race and set everything up (which included putting a pause on a very painful GTA V Let's Play) to record it. Jack tries to blame Alfredo, but Lindsay is insistent that they blame Michael because he isn't there!
  • #112 - The Achievo Drinking System: A fan sent the gang a massive 9-pint drinking glass, so they spend the entire time building increasingly ludicrous straws in order to drink out of it. One straw was so long that they even convinced a member of the control room to drink out of it.
  • #114 - I'm Sorry Broadcast: Since they destroyed the table in the previous week's episode, everybody is crowded around a tiny coffee table which is half the size of the stools they're sitting on. At the end of the episode, Jack puts his stool right through it, breaking it in half.
  • #118 - Appreciate Imperfection: The Achievement Hunter Story: Trevor and Alfredo silently swap shirts and places during the ad reads.
  • #125 - Butt Why?:
  • #126 - I'm Drunk AF:
    • Avengers: Infinity War had just come out, so Ryan skipped out on appearing to see the movie because everyone except him had seen it.
      • The control room kept putting up "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT INFINITY WAR!!" throughout the episode so the gang could curb talking about it.
      • Trevor gets bleeped for mentioned a potential spoiler, sending Alfredo underneath the table and the Extra Life $1337 siren goes off.
    • Jack got his hands on a Nintendo Labo, so he spends the whole time building it and making confused faces at the camera as the rest of the guys get increasingly wasted.
    • Trevor is so drunk that he keeps hijacking the cameras from Jeremy as he attempts to end the episode. He's so shitfaced that Alfredo literally drags him off the set in the Last Call while Jack commandeers one of the cameras and zooms in on him slurring.
    • The Last Call continued the drunken yelling match between Trevor, Jeremy and Matt while Alfredo becomes preoccupied with the finished Labo. Jeremy comments that the faces Alfredo was making made him look like The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
  • #135 - You Had That Geoff Look In Your Eye:
    • The conversation somehow veers towards blowing out candles. So Gavin puts a candle on his head, with the others blowing spitballs at him to put the candle out.
    • The mythical "Cooking with Geoff and Gavin" shows up in a fashion as they decide to see if popcorn can be made. So Ryan takes his empty Diet Coke can, cuts it up to resemble a tiny camping stove, and manages to use it to pop a kernel with a lighter.
  • #138 - What Will The Last Human Name Be?:
    • The first thing that happens when the episode opens? Alfredo talking about buttholes.
    • Jeremy gave Steffie money to buy Four Loko and she came back with ten cans. Jack discovers that each can fills about three liquor glasses and one can filled up Jeremy's stein. They're also appalled at the drink's neon green color.
    • The Last Call showed Michael and Jeremy so shitfaced from the Four Loko that they hijacked Always Open's set and drink cart. Jack starts mixing more liquor together while Michael and Jeremy start oversharing while Michael complains that he hasn't been on Always Open. Jeremy also knocks Gavin's rum and coke out of his hand, spilling it all over his shoes.
  • #139 - The Life Of A Ghost Hunter Isn’t Glamorous:
    • Ryan regales the gang with the tale of him pulling out a shard of broken wisdom tooth.
    • To celebrate Achievement Hunter's 10th anniversary, the set is decked out with green and black party decorations and Broadcast gives them a cake and flowers. Ryan naturally takes a huge slice and digs in before scurrying off the set so Gavin can sit in. Halfway through the episode, Matt Bragg pops up to take two massive slices.
    • Broadcast keys Jack's face over the green balloons, so Trevor takes a balloon and mimes licking Jack's face.
      Jack: Who the fuck is bored in Broadcast?
    • Trevor announces the date for the premiere of Achievement Haunter, but a drunk Jeremy gets preoccupied with the cake and misses the announcement. A minute later, he asks Trevor if the date was announced. This sends Broadcast into hysterics as Jack and Gavin walk away and Trevor looks at the camera in disbelief.
    • Towards the end of the episode, Jeremy's so intoxicated that he starts flubbing his words. So Broadcast starts blurring out the screen whenever they pan to him and Trevor shoves the big "0" balloon over him.
    • Jack suggests that Jeremy takes one of the balloons and sucks the helium out of it. He does, sending everyone into hysterics, with Jack and Trevor following suit. He also tells Gavin to go fuck himself.
  • #140 - The Most Offensive Form of Heckling
    • The episode title comes from Trevor's story of Geoff heckling a magician. They were in Las Vegas for a project, and to entertain themselves, they went to a magic show. Geoff spent the entire show heckling the magician by loudly and enthusiastically wondering how the magician pulled off his tricks.
  • #142 - We’ve Got The Fire In Our Eyes
    • Gavin disappears halfway through the episode after the first ad read. Jeremy calls him, and finds out that after he left the bathroom, he got dragged into a meeting with Live Action and couldn't escape.
    • It turns out a cut bit from the pre-recorded episode before RTX, where Alfredo inadvertently spoiled Lindsay's second pregnancy.
      Past!Michael: (annoyed; to the camera) Fuckin' idiot...
      Past!Alfredo: (panicked; motions to cut the footage)
    • Jeremy convinces Michael to do shots of Fireball with him. They're so drunk by the end that Broadcast begs them to stop, with one of the crew mouthing "HELP" at the camera. When that doesn't happen, Matt Hullum himself steps in and ends the episode.
    • Actually, the real reason is better: Broadcast wanted them to stop because the Death Battle guys needed that space for their podcast at 4, and Jeremy and Michael expressed no desire to end.
      • Michael is so drunk that he spills beer on the floor and as he wipes it up, he rolls around on the floor. He also squeezes Lindsay's face throughout the episode.
      • Burnie pops up in the Last Call, takes three shots of Fireball with them, and does an impression of Michael's drunk McDonald's rant. Jeremy, in the meantime, runs into the control room, and starts mashing buttons in front of the Broadcast crew as Michael launches into another Rage Quit-level furious drunken rant. The two of them are so shitfaced that Burnie quickly apologizes to Lindsay for what she has to deal with afterwards, and signals to Ryan that it's time to flee the set.
  • #145 - I'm Crying Cake Tears:
    • Because the broadcast team doesn't want copyright strikes from them singing songs, they repeatedly warn them to stop, even when they only sing three seconds of a song. This leads to some of them intentionally singing to anger the broadcast team, even though it's censored in the official releases, they've tweeted out the uncensored segments.
    Geoff: (singing) Music! (speaking) It's not a song! I just sang the word music!
    Jeremy: and every now and again it (singing) makes the people!
    (Gavin spittakes)
    Geoff: Hey look, somebody said Jeremy, relax! (singing) Don't do it! When you want to go to it!
    • At the very end, when Jack tries to promote RTX London, the promo code contains the word "Flash", leading Gavin to start singing "FLASH". Jeremy and Trevor quickly follow up with the next part of the song, causing the broadcast team to freak out.
    • To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Spyro the Dragon, Activision gifted super-fanboy Jeremy a cake shaped like Spyro. As the guys divvy up the cake, they dare Jeremy to kiss the cake, and then he scoops out the fondant eyes and puts it on his face. Everyone, including Broadcast, are in hysterics as even their producer Eric puts his glasses on top of the fondant eyes.
    • Somehow, the topic of anal bleaching comes up, and in true Achievement Hunter fashion, goes in such a wildly bizarre direction that even Broadcast are dying from laughing so hard.
    • The Last Call perfectly demonstrates how weird Alfredo can get as he mimics the rave scene from The Matrix Reloaded and strips his shirt off, yelling "For Zion!". It sends everyone, including Broadcast, into hysterics.
  • #148 - We Taze-fisted Each Other
    • The vast majority of this episode is taken up with them 'playing' with something Michael got sent - a fist-mounted mini-tazer.
    • The first onscreen taze is their guest Patrica tazing Alfredo. When 'Fredo finally agrees to it he makes them go through a scenario first where they're meeting at a bar so she has an excuse to taze him. Then they all do similar scenes for their tazing.
      • The tazer doesn't go off on Jack's first attempt because he didn't pull the trigger correctly. Jeremy remains in character and is shocked that he just tried to taze him.
    • It is discovered that Broadcast is able to broadcast their own voices via a microphone they have in the back. This voice of god tries to discourage the tazing, to no effect.
      • Eric from Broadcast gets talked into getting taze-fisted and hollers that "it's like getting pinched by fire".
  • #158 - Michael Wets The Bed
    • Michael details a prank Lindsay played on Jeremy. She had Andy take a photo of Jeremy and Kat, and photoshop Gavin's head onto Jeremy's body. She put the edited photo in a photo frame onto Gavin's desk. It escaped Jeremy's notice all day...until the end of the podcast, when he sent a text to Gavin with the words "What. The. Fuck."
    • The episode title comes from the fact that while Michael was dreaming, he inadvertently peed the bed. Gavin immediately declares that an RTAA is gonna be made from the story, and Lindsay was unimpressed when he told her.
  • #163 - We Suck at Math
    • The title derives from Millie bringing her homework in for the crew to help her with. It goes as well as you'd expect.
      Greg Miller: (reading) "Number one: Dilate triangle PWN using scale factor of 4 to form triangle PWN." WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
    • Broadcast makes a graphic for the segment note  that Greg and Jeremy proceed to stare through looking bewildered and confused. Jeremy goes from blinking and looking like his head is about to explode to shakily taking a deep swig from his beer stein in the middle of it.
    • Jack has a good head for math and teaches Millie a way of doing percentage and fraction forms that's easier than the way her teacher taught her. When told that her teacher has a whole other way of doing it, Jack bluntly tells her "Your teacher's a whore".
    • Jeremy totally checks out of it around the end, and admonishes Broadcast for cutting back to him for his exasperated/indifferent expressions.
    • Millie cements her status as Geoff's kid by snickering loudly when Greg reads "69". Geoff gets a So Proud of You moment because of it.
  • #174: Smashing Stuff You Love
    • The show's live in front of an audience and there's alcohol, so things go downhill very quickly after the first ad read, because Jack demanded that Sarah bring them (minus Geoff) shots after each ad read.
      • During the first ad read, Michael crouches onto the coffee table in front of Jeremy as he reads the ad copy, so Alfredo puts his face by Michael's butt. Naturally, he quickly makes a face that indicates that Michael farted on him.
      • The second ad read is done by Geoff, who takes so long to read that poor Eric is just facepalming and begging him to finish.
    • Jeremy learns that Eric is a massive wrestling fan like himself, so through out the show, he argues with Eric over who would win in Wrestlemania matches.
    • Jeremy drops this gem in the middle of a conversation about Achievement Haunter.
    • After the second ad read, Jack and Michael are so drunk that they start screaming at each other over the fact that Michael doesn't bring in breakfast and kolaches into the office anymore. Alfredo mouths "HELP ME!!" and starts crying like a child watching his parents fight while Jeremy clutches him in his arms. Geoff, who's the only sober one on stage, just ignores them all and scrolls through his phone.
      Michael: WHY AM I BUYING BREAKFAST FOR THESE ASSHOLES?! I'M THERE TO SUCK UP TO GEOFF!
  • #175 - Time For Plan B
    • As part of an Extra Life goal, Always Open and Off Topic swapped casts for the week. The episode's chaotic tone is immediately set when Barbara knocks out one of the lights with a moonball in the first 30 seconds. Trevor immediately rushes onto set, hugs her while expressing how proud he is and steals a drink of her beer.
    • Mariel is several drinks in when she pulls out a katana, much to Eric's horror. She quickly proves that she's just as loud and insane as Jeremy and Michael when they get drunk. Towards the latter half of the episode, she's so drunk that she kept screaming at everyone to shut up every minute. As the episode goes on, Eric hides the sword for everyone's drunken safety, so in between telling people to shut up, Mariel demands where her sword is.
    • Barbara convinces Chris to test his Fruit Ninja skills with the sword by throwing a pear at him, and he succeeds. Even Eric comes onto the set and asks him to try to slice an orange.
  • #176 is one of the episodes Millie joins them for a while. At one point shortly before she and her father need to leave they come back to the set acting a little shifty, and eventually Geoff calls "Millie, smokebomb!" The two of them then throw handsful of paper they'd been hiding in their hands into the air and bolt off set... except Millie gets tangled in Geoff's bar stool and falls over.
  • #177 - RAY'S BACK 4 EVER
    • Ray's incredulous reaction upon being told that Trevor is now the head of Achievement Hunter. Not only does it make the entire camera crew burst out laughing, Geoff literally has get up out of his seat and walk off-set for several minutes to contain himself. The loud cackle heard off-screen was confirmed to be Kdin herself, who was watching off-camera.
    Ray: Trevor? Game Kids Trevor!?
    Ray: What happened!? How'd you let that happen? Wasn't there like a tierlist?
    Jeremy: Yeah, one more thing we're gonna drop on you: Caleb is CEO now.
    • Just the fact that aside from the crew catching up with each other, it's like Ray never left.
      Michael: Dude, Fiona was going at me hard today during the Smash stream. They added that Joker... Persona-
      Ray: Batman, yeah.
      Michael: Yeah, and I was like "What was he, uh"...
      Ray: "How'd I get these scars", yeah.
      Michael: (Beat) ...I missed you, Ray. And I was just like-
      (Gavin and Jeremy laugh)
    • The cast discusses Jack's tendency to throw around ideas that nobody wants to do, which Gavin describes as being like whack-a-mole in that sometimes they miss an idea that gets turned into something. Jack shows up later and airs his grievances with them, having heard the whole thing.
      • During Jack's tirade, he makes a brief detour to complain about having just spent fifteen minutes cleaning his desk because Gavin covered it in glitter, nearly causing Gavin and Jeremy to do a Spit Take.
  • #180 - Eyebrows With A Face Around It
    • The title is in reference to Jeremy, who during a previous recording of Ready Set Show shaved all of his facial hair off, and who now looks completely different. Nobody's particularly pleased by the amount of face, least of all Jeremy himself. Jack, whose usual look sports a beard, compares it to the one time in the last decade when he shaved his beard off, went 'nope' and grew it back again.
      Youtube Commenter Lopeza: There's a thumb with eyebrows hosting Off Topic this week.
  • #187 - Dune Buggy Disaster
    • The podcast opens with Achievement Hunter's official body pillows on set and the gang just off-camera pretending to voice the pillows.
    • The title comes from Geoff as he regales the gang with his vacation hijinks. He and his new girlfriend couldn't figure out how to use the new camera they bought, and when they went dune buggy riding with Millie, they just kept getting stuck, to the point where they returned to the station two hours after the station closed.
    • Michael and Geoff tease a new D&D show they were testing, and Fiona spoils the surprise by excitedly showing off her new bag of dice. Broadcast doubles down by briefly cutting to black.
    • Gavin and Jeremy ride the custom Achievement Hunter designed bicycles onto the set, and Broadcast plays a sound effect of a car crash when the camera pans to Gavin.
  • #200 - Celebrating 200 Episodes of Chaos and 0 Lessons
    • 200 Shots (169 + 31 on the post-show). Let's just say that except for Geoff and Ryan, everyone in Achievement Hunter got wasted. Someone even made a tally sheet.
    • Eight minutes in, Eric pops up above the set from a ladder and demands a shot. Even funnier? He taped his Twitter handle onto the set. Jeremy threatens to tackle him and runs behind the set, and in the scramble, Jack actually thought Jeremy climbed the set.
    • Geoff introduces Jordan Levin, RT's new General Manager and the guy not only does a shot, he then walks away with the whole bottle.
    • At one point, Gavin suggested that Jack bring the TV that streamed the livechat onto the set. While he does so, the camera pans to Jeremy, who makes a face. Fiona barges in front of him and mugs for the camera, she then gets cut off by Alfredo's goofy grin as he barges in front of her. The camera then zooms behind to Lindsay making a face, Fiona barging back out in front to mug for the camera, and then Gavin shows up, filling the screen with just his eyes and nose.
    • The incredible sight gag of Jeremy dangling off the shoulders of Trevor and Alfredo.
      Alfredo: Just three tall guys hanging out!
    • One of the sponsors for this week was "Dough for Dough", a company that doesn't exist. In reality, Lindsay bought ad space for this week's Off Topic, just to promote her own cupcakes. And Michael had to read the advertising spiel she wrote. And once completed, Michael noticeably deflates.
      Michael: (defeated) She bought an ad. I paid for part of this.
      • And the special deal they provide? 100% off your first order, with promo code GOFORDOUGHFORDOUGH, which barely anyone can read through in one go without laughing.
    • One of the people that shows up to partake in shots? Achievement Hunter's lawyer.
    • In the post show, Jack was so drunk that he climbed on top of a lazy Susan on the table, leading Gavin and Lindsay to spin him around. It becomes the episode thumbnail.
  • #218 - Lindsay's Microwave Distraction
    • About 25 minutes into the video, Lindsay relates an event that happened the day before the recording, where as she was coming out of the bathroom using her phone, and stood next to the microwave that's there (for some reason) somebody said hello to her. This being Lindsay, she immediately went into social panic mode, and her description of her chain of thought provides valuable insight into the mind of a Cloudcuckoolander:
      Lindsay: Oh, fuck, I'm next to the microwave but I'm not microwaving anything and like they know that I'm just kind of like standing here and I'm taking up space by the microwave, I should, I should microwave something but there's nothing in there, I should just push it, push— START THE MICROWAVE. So I just pushed the 30-second and it was like microwaving nothing for thirty seconds.
  • #219 - We're Grounded: Always Open Takeover
    • The video title comes from late into the episode, when a very drunk Fiona decides to call Jack. After some conversation which is somewhat masked by everybody else being loud, Fiona manages to fumble speakerphone on just in time for Jack to ground everyone and hang up. (It later turned out that he was filming AHWU at the time, so the rest of the Hunters were privy to Fiona asking Jack to come and 'pick her up from school'.)
  • #222 - Jeremy Discovers Anime
    • Michael, Lindsay, and Fiona attempt to explain the world of My Hero Academia and anime to Jeremy. Jeremy's thoughts immediately turn to Power Perversion Potential and they starts discussing which characters they would be, with Michael and Jeremy as Bakugo and Kirishima, respectively, and casting Alec as Mineta. They also attempt to sway Jeremy into watching other anime shows but he remains confused as ever and preoccupied with how anime characters have sex.
  • Last Call #227: Between Two Bidets
    • For eight entire minutes, Geoff and Michael talk about nothing about bidets. Jeremy, Jack, and Gavin, on the other hand, are very much not into the conversation, as Gavin just faceplants into the floor, Jack grimaces into the camera until he replaces himself with his Doomguy helmet, and Jeremy just starts drinking.
  • #229 - Red Dot Dooley
    • Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the gang have been recording from home since March, so Michael bought a green screen so he could hide the background of his house. So Broadcast decides to have some fun with it by keying in Matt's camera. The boys take this and run with it, as Matt makes faces and pretends that he's Zordon.
  • #263 - Let Me Buy Your Games!
    • While Michael is the middle of ranting about the difficulty about obtaining a Playstation 5 and new consoles in general, the Jones children can be heard in the background screaming their heads off and interrupting him. Michael stares at the camera in resignation as the screams go on and a muffled Lindsay is heard telling them to stop.
      Youtube Commenter Taylor Carriage: Iris is just Michael in miniature and he's gonna have to deal with that for the rest of his life.
  • #271 - The Internet Doesn't Know Us
    • The title stems from the discussion of how certain biographical websites get very basic information wrong. Madness comments that one site listed his age as 51 and is outraged when Tyler Stab throws up a name card of him with 51 as his age. Jeremy is more offended that one website listed his height as unknown since his 5'4" height is his defining physical characteristic. Ify, who has never met Jeremy in person, is blown away, as he assumed Jeremy was 6'.
  • #301 - The Gang Gets Cozy:
    • The show opens with everyone lounging back on gigantic bean bags. Alfredo, especially, looks like he's about to fall asleep.
    • Michael and Trevor have an ongoing bit about wearing Crocs, so they got Tyler Stab to bring some to the set to gift the others. However, Ky is not having it and she scurries away on all fours screaming.
  • #304 - We have a Content CURSE
    • Sarah reveals the true origin behind Post Team Does Stuff: Jarren and Larry had discovered there was a drive-in theater in Dallas that exclusively showed porn and thought it would be funny if the entire Post Team went to said theater. Trevor is baffled that he never heard this premise.
  • #317: Conceived Thanks to McDonald's / Geoff Doesn't Understand Wordle
    • The episode opens with Alfredo zoomed into his camera while breathing heavily, Geoff asleep like a vampire, and Joe's camera stretched out.
    • Alfredo shows off his new Spider-Man statue, and because it looks glossy, it prompts this dirty conversation:
      Geoff: Point of clarity: do you jack off to him or on him?
      Alfredo: Well, he's shiny for a reason. [BK is in silent hysterics]
      Joe: How many sessions have you had to get it shiny like that?
      Alfredo: Just a couple...I mean, back in my heyday, it would have been one. [BK nearly falls out of her chair wheezing]
      Matt: So...Spider-Man can now stick to the wall, right? [Geoff bursts out laughing as BK starts coughing from hysterics]
  • #320: How Did We Not Die as Kids?
    • As the show starts, the intro clip breaks and starts repeating itself while Michael yells at Broadcast and they stand in front of the cameras as they try to fix it.
      Trevor: I'm trapped in a time loop!
  • #328: Tiny Gavin Fixes Matt’s Heart / 19 Long Years
    • The episode opens with Gavin getting savaged for his unruly body hair, especially since he hasn't been on the podcast due to conflicts with recording F**kface.
    • The episode title comes from a conversation about a shrunken Gavin swimming through Matt's blood vessels.
    • Ky asks the guys what they would show aliens to show them if humanity is worth saving, Michael immediately responds with Mr. Blobby. Matt immediately accepts humanity's death while Gavin responds that he would show them a mirror. Since Ky has never heard of Mr. Blobby, Michael shows her a clip, to which she is horrified and then amused.
  • #342: Ify Ate WHAT in the back of a Tesla? - Live from RTX 2022
    • Fiona and Ify are in town for RTX, and the episode consists of mainly her exposing his adventurous love life.
    • Michael shows off his Face Jam "switchfork", and is appalled that a bouncer let him through into a party with it because of the fact that no one was expecting a fork to pop out.
    • Alfredo shares the story of mistakenly getting his neighbor's sex pills while his neighbor mistakenly got a frog mask that Alfredo had ordered for his Among Us panel. He also tells the audience that Michael constantly orders deliveries of "tiny" orders of food to his house, much to his annoyance and Jackie's delight.
    • As Geoff is in the middle of explaining his baseball cards fixation to Ify, Michael interrupts the panel to angrily berate audience members who kept playing with the F**kface groan tubes. Geoff gleefully comments that was exactly why he commissioned those tubes in the first place.
      Michael: Three years you've been waiting for this and you're gonna play with a goddamned tube?! Control yourselves for 68 more minutes! Christ!
      Geoff: Do you know how hard it is to legitimately annoy the most annoying person I know? It's very hard, but you guys have done it!
    • Ify bemoans that his daughter has become engrossed with ASMR mukbang videos, much to his distress because as he claims that it's "too close to Daddy's search history". Michael comments that it's great that Ify is an occasional guest because of the craziness of his stories. Ify is also annoyed that ever since Fiona moved to Los Angeles, she has been hanging out with his sister more often that she does with him.
    • Alfredo shares that he got spoiled for the last Stranger Things season by Jackie, but she claimed it was because Netflix spoiled it for her.
    • Ify tries to turn the tables on Fiona, asking what her type of woman is. Geoff jokes that Fiona should date Ify's sister so they'd be in-laws, but he shoots that right down. Fiona then asks Michael who his type is, which is his wife, with Fiona adding that Lindsay is also her type.
    • Ify tells Geoff he wants to guest on Annual Pass because he used to work at Disney, to which Geoff responds that Jack would be more interested. He then asks Geoff if he can be on F**kface because he knows a little bit about both.
    • The episode title comes from Fiona meeting a girl who, upon learning that Fiona knew Ify, revealed that, in a more vulgar way, she hooked up with him in his Tesla. Michael and Ify facepalm as Alfredo and Geoff cackle.
    • Ify then says he's joined the Mile-High Club and that it was terrible because he was too big for it.
      Ify: I'm too big, there's a size limit.
      Michael: No shit, Ify, I'm too big for the fucking bathroom! I'm too big to use the bathroom on a plane, did you punch out a window or something?
    • Because Ify is a large strong man, he became known for his intense Bear Hugs. He apparently threw Blaine around like a paper plane and was even able to pick up Armando, who's not only several inches taller, but also two sizes bigger that him. Armando even told Michael that people thought he was shorter that they expected. And speaking of short people, Ify had never met Jeremy in person until the AH Live tour and his brain broke upon seeing his real height when he stood up.
    • Michael berates the audience for the groan tubes again, while Ify encourages them to use them.
  • #345: AH Group Therapy: The Post Team Squashes the Beef
    • Michael brings the entire Post Team onto the show to hash out their various petty fights, namely Larry vs Jarren on their "McThursdays" tradition. The team also gets into it over how to eat Oreos.
      • Aaryn wisely stays offscreen but Michael can hear her comments. Jacob, apparently, tunes out all the drama and lets Ash catch him up.
      • Tyler claims he changes sides mainly so Larry doesn't have anyone on his side.
    • According to Ashley, if Michael is in a mood, he may or may not mess with the team by buying them things or trying to waste their time. He initially was going to buy stuff that the Post Team needed for getting work done, but ended up buying Tyler Heelys and the popcorn machine. The first suggestions they gave Michael? A breakfast bar and a Japanese vending machine.
      • Michael is especially annoyed with Tyler for not wearing the shoes more often and at RTX, with Tyler defending that carpeted floors stop him.
    • As part of Steffie's farewell, she scheduled a tweet on the AH account that was just the word "fuck" in the middle of the night, deeply confusing everyone the next morning.
      • Her farewell card to Michael was a blanket permission from her for him to continue making Sarah his Butt-Monkey.

    Ready, Set, Show 
  • Pilot (under working title Morning Show Show)
    • Jeremy and Trevor make a pair of godawful smoothies. Jeremy's smoothie is called "Drunk Night in the Gutter" and consists of bugs, beer, brownie mix, muenster cheese and buttermilk ranch, while Trevor's is called "Fancy Party" and is made from Cheez-its, salmon spread, more brownie mix, apple sauce and liver. Unsurprisingly both of them are left thoroughly squicked out.
  • BECOMING BERT AND ERNIE
    • This episode involved Jeremy's shave, as part of a process taking a "You look like..." comment way too far, turning Trevor and Jeremy into horrific real-life caricatures of Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. Then they go around the office scaring people. Barbara is especially unnerved.
    • Ryan keeps muttering "stay away" until Trevor gets too close and he hurls a moonball at his chest.
  • 40 Things to Do At Home
    • It's the first Ready Set Show filmed under 2020's coronavirus pandemic 'lockdown', so Jeremy and Trevor are giving suggestions as to things viewers could do with their time. What follows is basically eight minutes of both men gradually going crazy.
    • One of Jeremy's suggestions is, reasonably, exercising (to a clip of him using a punching bag). Trevor's version of that is to ham up weight training with some ridiculously small weights, right up until Barbara (who's holding the camera) starts Corpsing.
  • From the Fake British Slang Quiz:
    • Gavin pretends to lick Jeremy's ear when Trevor is explaining how the game works.
    • One of the rounds includes a list of names, one of which being "John Thomas".
      Jeremy: Is there such a person as John Thomas? Did he exist at one point?
      Trevor: Yeah, he was a real dickhead.
    • Jeremy, Gavin, and Trevor trying marmite at the end of the video. Gavin is happily eating his snack, Trevor isn't a fan, and Jeremy is just not having a good time at all.
      Jeremy: Oh...Gordon Bennett...
  • "Fake British Slang Quiz 2":
    • Jeremy calling the game the "Gavin-isms Game" can elicit a few chuckles.
    • Jeremy and Trevor's confusion/anger at the phrase "Cornish flipper".
      Jeremy: What's annoying is that if we don't do Cornish flipper, and if it is Cornish flipper, he's got away with Cornish flipper! That's what's annoying!
      Trevor: He threw an adjective on a nonsense word! "Oh, I'll take a flippy!"
    • Jeremy's reaction to "Billy No Mates"
      Jeremy: (laughing) "Billy No Mates"! That's so insulting! "Oh, look at Billy No Mates not hanging around with anyone!"
  • "Trying Terrible Drink Combinations":
    • Jeremy reading off a suggestion from one commenter with an unusual name:
      Jeremy: From "Titty River", which uh, that's a river I wanna float down.
    • One of the suggestions comes from someone called "ToiletDuck64" on Twitter, and Trevor isn't very trusting of the name.
      Trevor: You trust a man or woman named "Toilet Duck" with your beverage?
    • Trevor's extremely perturbed facial expressions after trying the Merlot/Coca-Cola Zero/orange juice combination.
  • "Lip Reading Random Words" has Trevor and Jeremy trying to guess what the other is saying while wearing noise canceling headphones, with varying degrees of success.
    Jeremy: "Magnetic".
    Trevor: Back?
    Jeremy: (Drawing the word out) "Mag".
    Trevor: MYATT.
  • "Fake British Slang Quiz 3":
    • Jeremy immediately singles out "Bunty Shuffler" as a potential fake phrase, mainly just because of how weird it is.
      Jeremy: That's just a Worm! That's a Gavin Worm name!

    Other 
  • Part this, part Tear Jerker. Geoff tries to watch the Dead Island trailer and can only manage twenty seconds. That's the TJ part, the funnies are when he shuts it off he lets rip on his feelings on the video.
    Okay fuck this. Maybe the people of Techland don't have a fucking heart. What a bunch of assholes.
  • RTX 2013:
    • X-Ray and Vav turning up in costume at RTX.
    • Jack doing the Truffle Shuffle.
    • Mogar versus the Slender Man during the Achievement Hunter panel.
    Michael: Don't worry, you'll get your fifty bucks at the end of the panel.
    • Also, Geoff asks the audience for a carton of beer.
    • Finally, a great moment from Ryan:
      Audience member: Free Edgar!
      Ryan: NO.
  • We finally see Gavin, on camera delivering his famous line from Game Night.
  • A fan sped up one of their Let's Play Minecraft episodes ("Clouds" to be precise). The result? Absolute hilarity.
  • Achievement Hunter accepts the Ice Bucket Challenge... by taking it up to eleven with the Ice Trash Can Challenge. Michael does not like the cold, while Ray takes it like a champ. Kerry... is still The Load.
  • The grand finale of Let's Play Live features the crew performing Bohemian Rhapsody in Rock Band. While the whole thing was an amazing spectacle (with fake pyrotechnics, the entire crowd singing along and Team Building Exercise and the Funhaus crew coming on stage to join them part-way through the song), there were still a few funny moments.
    • During the guitar solo, Ray misses a few notes and swears loudly each time.
    • Apparently, the crew was not informed about the pyro, as they all visibly jump when it goes off.
    • The crowning moment comes during the hard rock section. In true Achievement Hunter fashion, Technical Difficulties ensue when Michael's guitar controller disconnects half-way through and stops the song, much to the amusement of the crowd. Michael then proceeds to smash the controller on the stage as everyone cheers him on and storms off to end the show.
      Lindsay: "That's my husband!"
      • As the crew is thanking the crowd and exiting the stage, Ray casually tosses his own guitar controller on to the stage and stomps on it pathetically before holding it still so that Millie can get a few stomps of her own in. Eventually, they just break off the neck of the controller and toss it to a fan in the crowd.
      • Geoff, who had had quite a bit to drink throughout the course of the show, trips and falls over one of the gaming stations on stage.
  • When Jack and Ray attended PAX Australia, they appeared on stage doing the Thriller dance.
    • Later on, during a Q&A, one question asked is if Achievement Hunter had plans for the upcoming RWBY game. The clincher comes at the end:
      Ray: What was your name? That was your idea.
      [Guy gives his name]
      Ray: Now it's my idea, thank you.
      • If you listen closely, you can hear the guy say "Oh, fuck you, Ray,"
  • After drawing everyone in about the mystery of WHAT NandyRewman was a password for, on May 15th 2015 an Achievement Hunter hi-jack of the Rooster Teeth store occurred. The Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter Twitters "argued" about it and many products got special bonus 'Easter Eggs' added to the model photos.
  • Couch Potatoes. A short quick video involving Battlefield and a couch.
  • It's Not Unusual. Matt dances his way across Destiny. He gets crushed and Geoff slow claps.
  • Matt sings "99 Red Balloons".
  • Deformers apparently has some unused audio.
  • The Pleasures of Cooking with Link.
  • "The First Achievement Hunter YouTube Channel Video!"
    • When they're showing off the new office, Gavin runs around with the cameraman following. When Gavin returns, he nearly wraps Michael's neck with the microphone wire.
    • When they mention the goal for 1.5 million subscribers (Geoff getting a tattoo of Gavin's nose), Michael mentions that Geoff started farting, like, five times in a row, a picture of an atomic explosion superimposed in the green-screen background.
  • RTX 2015: Funhaus vs. Achievement Hunter in Rainbow Six Siege, after a particularly embarrassing death on Gavin's part, moderator Ashley had this to say.
    Ashley: Gavin, I'm not entirely sure your strategy of going dick first worked.
    • The game opens with Gavin team-killing Ryan by accident, and he would go on to kill Jack in a later round. Not to be outdone, Spool from Funhaus starts throwing grenades accidentally in yet another round, and Ashley wonders what would happen if Gavin and Spool switched teams.
  • AH & FH Survive House of Torment has Geoff, Ryan, Michael and Lindsay bring the Funhaus crew to go through a haunted attraction. Geoff is outright terrified. Ryan doesn't give two shits.
    • As Michael goes through a cushioned wall, he cries out "I'm going through a giant vagina!" and starts pulling the other Funhaus crew with him.
  • This exchange during the Smartie Party video, before Michael snorts a line of powdered sugar:
    Gavin: Are you going to do a line?
    Michael: (smashing candies into powder) Yeah.
    Jack: (laughing) We're role models!
    (Editor inserts a message reading "No, we're not. Don't do this.")
    Gavin: Don't do coke.
    Editor: See.
    Michael: Unless you film it.
    Editor: No. No. No. No. Don't do cocaine.
  • Let's Play Live 2016 video in which the event is announced... as a street brawl between the RT factions, all done as an homage to the five-way street fight from Anchorman. See also Funhaus's version... and ScrewAttack's... and The Creatures'... AND Kinda Funny's!
    • Jeremy wearing the AH flag as a cape.
    • When Craig and the rest of Screw Attack shows up (except in their own video), he declares that "You can't have a DEATH BATTLE! without Screw Attack!"
    • Jack saves Lindsay by tearing off James' arm and beating him with it.
    • Bruce strangles Geoff with his mace and declares "Screw Attack sucks!" Geoff agrees, then punches him.
    • What finally stops the fight? The arrival of their moms.
  • The entirety of Uno: The Movie, a TWO-AND-A-HALF-HOUR-LONG UNO LET'S PLAY.
  • The introduction of the "Tea Party" series, created by the combination of one half of the Play Pals (Gavin) and one half of the Battle Buddies (Jeremy) while everyone else is filming Heroes And Halfwits and Jack went off for lunch. And the actual intro has Gavin trying to make a cup of tea before Jeremy destroys it.
  • The AH Rap Battle is equal parts hilarious and awesome. Gavin's verse even includes his infamous Angrish noises.
    Geoff: I'm busy running Let's Play. Have you heard of it?
    Jack: The ninth person hired - and the first that was useful.
    Ryan: I was making you money and all the comments read, "Wow, when did Jack get funny?"
    Michael: I'm the leader of the Lads, fuck whatever Gavin says!
    Gavin: I'm more famous than all of you combined, so suck it!
    Jeremy: Now I admit you guys clearly had some good rhymes today, but remember one thing: I wrote them all anyway.
  • The support crew got brand new work chairs, so what do they do with the old ones? Destroy them Office Space style. Andy, in particular, starts going to town on the chair with his knife until Neal and Ashley drag him away. Kent brings out a grenade launcher before Andy tells him to put it away.
  • Achievement Hunter: Moon Ball War. A more-or-less shot by shot parody of the Avengers: Infinity War trailer.
  • The Joneses present their version of the Ant-Man and the Wasp trailer...with Jeremy as Cassie.
  • Jack reviews the show floor at E3 2018. As in, he literally reviews the floor. He's very pleased with the carpet in Sony's booth and the grass in the Tomb Raider booth.
  • The trailer for the Achievement HEIST card game, including:
    • The character cards, based off Achievement Hunter's characters from GTA V, which includes Jack's female avatar, Ryan's facepaint-adorned avatar and Rimmy Tim.
    • Michael lists the Getaway Phase as the "Escape Phase". The video even corrects itself.
    • Jack and Gavin crash the party partway, and Gavin has a strange contraption involving a handheld vacuum cleaner and a rubber chicken head.
  • At the Let's Play Live event at RTX 2018, one of the interstitial bits is Lindsay interpretive dancing with a stuffed Garbo Man and trash can to Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball."
  • Achievement Hunter share their thoughts on the Bowsette meme.
    • Once again, Alfredo puts virtually zero effort into hiding the fact that he’s a raging horndog pervert.
    • Jeremy doesn't help his case of being mistaken for a furry when he pulls up a more animal-like depiction and asks why that depiction isn't more popular.
  • Stemming from AHWU #441, we have Hentai Roulette, where Jeremy attempts to figure out some semblance of a plot, and then the guys try to open to a random page without porn, with Alfredo being the only one who manages to do it.
  • Five years later after Achievement Hunter KiDz!, we have Family Friendly Gaming in Rainbow 6: Siege.
  • Achievement Hunter's Best Day Ever. The marketing department apparently and foolishly gave Trevor money to make a video to promote The Merch. However, he and Alfredo spent the money on a Ferrari and snazzy suits for themselves, so he whips out the blurred out company credit card and tells the gang to go nuts on their best day ever.
    • Geoff's is simply a day of much needed peace and quiet with nobody else in the office.
    • Lindsay spends her day joyfully playing with the cats at a local shelter.
    • Ryan heads to a fancy Brazilian steakhouse and eats as much steak to his heart's content.
      Ryan: [as he eats] Next year, it's gonna be like bury me in a vat of cheese puffs, and I have to eat my way free.
    • Jack simply buys as much Lego as he can carry.
    • Michael also indulges his appetite, as he digs into as much fast food as he can, escalating in putting it all (fries, milkshake, and soda included) in a blender and then a "Lunch Gun" and getting Lindsay to shove the disgustingly lumpy mess into his mouth.
    • Matt rented a theater room just so he can play video games and eat donuts by himself.
    • Gavin being Gavin, just suits up to get blasted with glow in the dark paint underneath blacklight.
    • Jeremy lets out some much needed steam and aggression by destroying equipment, like monitors and the office's water cooler.
    • And the end of the video, Trevor attempts to steer the video back to the original point of selling The Merch.
      Trevor: Let's not forget about why we're here.
      Alfredo: Exactly! Cocaine and Alcohol!
    • They later released a Behind the Scenes video for Michael and Gavin's segments. Michael's section mostly focuses on Gavin and Trevor alternately being amused and disgusted, while Gavin's section is almost a comedy of errors, including misfiring the paint cannon, overfilling the paint cannon, Alfredo trying to get some work done whilst underneath the protective sheeting, Trevor nearly forgetting to hit the record button, and nobody being able to keep their laughter in long enough to allow Gavin a silent moment to exit.
      Michael: Another day at work!
  • While primarily being a sponsor video for Civilization VI, REALITY vs GAME - The Eiffel Tower has a couple of moments, such as Alfredo apparently having a go bag by his desk at all times, forcing Matt to eat escargot pizza, and Matt also not getting any sleep because of a demon sculpture in his hotel room.
    • REALITY vs GAME - Big Ben runs in a similar vein - forcing Matt to eat calamari, a focus on a random tradesman's van with the name Gavin Jones, riffing on the fact that they managed to build the tower in the game much faster than in real life,note  and Matt getting lost in the hotel.
  • In hype for gen:LOCK's premiere, Achievement Hunter presents their version of the official trailer.
  • Checking Out The Shining Hotel
    • While visiting the Stanley Hotel to promote the Doctor Sleep film, Trevor and Alfredo re-create the twins scene from The Shining.
    • Because the hotel is said to be haunted, Alfredo spends the whole trip afraid of ghosts.
    • Trevor hands Alfredo a pinch full of dirt from the tunnels under the hotel to keep as a souvenir. The tour guide explains that people who take rocks from the hotel start seeing ghosts in their own houses, and Trevor starts trying to shove as much dirt and rocks as he can into Alfredo's clothes while Alfredo panics.
      • Trevor later hides a pebble inside of Alfredo's hood. Alfredo finds it on his hotel room floor in the middle of the night, and places it in the hallway.
      • Trevor also runs into Ryan and Shane, and after greetings, hands them a rock.
    • During the event's scavenger hunt, the boys find an open door near where they're searching for the next clue. They search the room unsure about whether it's part of the scavenger hunt, or if they're just invading someone else's hotel room.
  • One behind the scenes clip posted to the AH Twitter was as a result of his voice chat app glitching during a team meeting, Gavin's voice is unnaturally deep and distorted. This sends everyone into hysterical giggling, with Jeremy even joining in with his Trivia Murder Party voice filter.
  • A Jack Bag of Iconic Memes - This Just Internet
    • Jack offers to show Fiona some classic Internet history and even compiled them into a Google Doc for her. The first one she clicks? The Rickroll. She gets rickrolled three more times afterwards.
      Matt: That went through like the full Rickroll lifecycle to me, where it's like "This is Rickrolling. I'm confused", "This is funny, I got it, that was funny", "Still funny", and then the fourth time: "Alright, whatever".
    • Ryan is especially distressed by Charlie the Unicorn because it reminds him of his own kids trying to get his attention.
  • As a joke riffing on "Shark Week", Achievement Hunter decided to make "Crab Week", where they played games with sea or crab motifs, even briefly replacing the joystick in their logo with a crab. Their Twitter account then posted a thread comparing each member to various crab pictures. Gavin's picture is simply a bird in a crab hat.
  • This Just Internet - We Break Alfredo
    • Fiona shows the gang a TikTok of a boy being woken up as a prank and his confused reaction causes Alfredo to break down crying and wheezing from laughing so hard. Even the Achievement Hunter Twitter account posted the isolated clip of his laughing fit.
  • Naughty or Nice Confessions - F-ing Around with Ify and Fiona
    • Ify and Fiona are respectively Santa and Fringles the Elf and they're listening to Christmas confessions. Hilarity Ensues as Fringles gets increasingly drunk and belligerent in response to some of the confessions.
      • "Jeremy from Massachusetts" confesses to introducting lobsters to bath salts. Santa responds that the lobster better be stabbed about five times.
      • "TCP from College" calls Fringles "Fingers" and claims to know them from Elf College, but Fringles is not having it. TCP claims to be stealing drugs from nursing homes and supplying them to the elves. After TCP hangs up, Santa decides to send his Special Forces to arrest him and convert him to an Elf on the Shelf.
      • "Jon from Texas" just wants Santa to hook him up with Henry Cavill, Oscar Isaac, Keanu Reeves, or just any hot geek figure to satisfy his lust.
      • Gambo calls in from Hell because they want to talk to Santa and be an elf. Fringles decides to call Gambo's mom to get them and protests that Santa might considering hiring Gambo.
      • "Brad from Texas" confesses to sneaking performance-enhancing drugs and Viagra and getting kicked out of gyms for masturbating while lifting. He also claims that "Jon from Texas" is one of his friends, causing Fringles to call them creeps and Santa to gift Brad a squat rack just so he stays home.
      • "Derek from Texas" wants to stay anonymous, but confesses to putting his skin flakes and hairs into the food he picks up for his middling food podcast.
      • A belligerent voicemail angrily rants about being put on the Naughty list for their Kingdom Hearts and My Hero Academia rants. Both Santa and Fringles are appalled at the opinions expressed and unanimously agree they belong on the Naughty list.
  • The Craziest Chit & Chat Yet - Chit & Chat #9 w/ BlackKrystel and FooYa (June 23, 2021)
    • BlackKrystel suggests that the group does shots, so Alfredo grabs his Siege Cup trophy and drinks Fireball out of it. She also spends of most of the chat segment dying of laughter over Alfredo's comments and subsequent arguments with Ky.
    • At the end of the chat segment, Michael Lindblad pipes in, barely able to hold his composure because during Ky and Alfredo's argument, an off-camera FooYa changed her desktop background to a gif of a cat bopping its head, causing him to struggle to keep an eye on the camera feeds.
  • To commemorate the release of the 2020 Olympics Let's Play with Ray, AH did their version of a torch passing ceremony.
    • Ray holds up his Minecraft plushie.
    • Trevor's candle is labeled "Dingle Berry", relights it when the flame goes out and quickly douses his hands in hand sanitizer.
    • Ky just takes her makeup mirror and tumbles across her sofa.
    • Matt passes a lit cupcake along and tells someone off camera to take the candle so he can eat his cupcake in one sitting.
  • Lindsay has apparently spent a little too much time in Animal Crossing.
    • Especially since they pictured Gavin as Kicks, Michael as Jolly Redd, and Matt as Brewster.
  • During a Fallguys stream at the end of March 2022, the group are placed on Hoverboard Heroes. Lindsay, with all the confidence they can muster, immediately runs and tries to grab the laser bars, having completely misunderstood the way to complete the level (standing on the hoverboard and avoiding obstacles) and sending Ky into hysterics.
  • Egg Jeopardy, which is an egg-themed Jeopardy sketch, featuring Trevor in a bald cap and asking Joe, Alfredo and Kayla questions. It goes into such a wildly surreal direction and off the rails that it's more or less described as a "fever dream".
    • Part 2 brings Ky, BK, and Michael along for the ride and features Blaine in a rooster costume. It goes as wildly off the rails as expected, with Michael even yanking off Trevor's bald cap towards the end.

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