Jeanette: Look, these are my girls, and I'm gonna protect them.
Harry: How?
Strippers Vs. Werewolves is a British Horror Comedy movie by Jonathan Glendening.
Vixens is a strip club run by Jeanette (Sarah Douglas) and Harry (Alan Ford). One night, a customer ends up being killed by Justice (Adele Silva) because he turned into a werewolf and tried to attack her. Unfortunately, now his pack, which is comprised of Scott (Martin Compston), Barker (Joe Egan), Carlos (Marc Baylis), and their leader Ferris (Billy Murray), want revenge, which they intend to get by slaughtering the whole lot of them. So of course, things eventually lead to a showdown of Strippers Vs. Werewolves.
The film was released on April 27th, 2012.
Strippers Vs. Werewolves contains examples of:
- An Arm and a Leg: A number of people lose limbs over the course of the movie.
- Bait-and-Switch: Franklyn and Dani are approached by a trio of dangerous-looking teenagers in one scene, then it cuts to another scene with the werewolves. When it cuts back to Franklyn, we see he hired the teenagers to take care of the car the dead werewolf's body is in.
- Battering Ram: Barker uses his own body to smash through the door to Raven's apartment.
- Brown Bag Mask: At one point, Barker is seen wearing one, which one of the other werewolves draws a smile on.
- Catapult Nightmare: One of the girls has a nightmare about Justice, and then wakes up screaming.
- Chromatic Arrangement: Franklyn and Dani are approached by a trio of teenagers consisting of two boys and a girl. The boys are dressed one in red and one in green, and the girl in blue.
- Cluster F-Bomb: Carlos lets loose a lot of f-bombs in excitement after killing a rival werewolf gang.
- Eye Scream: Justice kills a werewolf at the start of the movie by stabbing him in the eye with a silver pen.
- Fade to Black: Happens after one scene where Franklyn's girlfriend enters her house, and he says something was totally worth it.
- Fainting: Dani asks to do this after the werewolves leave. She does so when given permission.
- Flashback: A few, such as showing when Sinclair leaves Raven.
- Groin Attack: Expect to see the werewolves take hits to the crotch. One scene has them being shot in the groin with a shotgun.
- Handgun: Jeanette gives Justice one in a box. It has one silver bullet with it.
- Healing Factor: Werewolves can heal quickly from any/all injuries, justifying the whole "can only be killed with a silver bullet" thing.
- I Always Wanted to Say That: One of the werewolves says this in defence of the looks he gets from the other werewolves for saying "Little pig, little pig, let me come in.".
- I Need a Freaking Drink: Franklyn drinks a can of (presumably) beer after wailing on the werewolf's dead body to render it unidentifiable.
- In the Hood: The strippers all put on Little Red Riding Hood-style red cloaks with hoods for their final showdown with the werewolves.
- Man on Fire: Jeanette tries to kill Ferris by electrocuting him. The sparks set him on fire.
- The Peeping Tom: The werewolves, especially Barker, like watching girls undress in change rooms via two-way mirror.
- Pummelling The Corpse: Franklyn does this to the dead werewolf's face, since he needs to smash its teeth in to keep him from being identified.
- Screaming Woman: Justice, after stabbing a werewolf in the eye at the start of the movie.
- Sensual Slavs: Raven has traits of this, seeing as she's played by the beautiful Slovak actress Barbara Nedeljáková.
- Time Skip: The movie starts in 1984, showing a place called "Silvadollas" blowing up. Then it jumps ahead to 2011, when the movie takes place. Then it jumps ahead to 2012 when the surviving girls are helping Sinclair hunt monsters.
- Versus Title: Strippers Vs. Werewolves, naturally.
