Unlimited Babe Works
is a comedic Fate/stay night fic by FiendLurcher.
At the end of the Unlimited Blade Works route, Archer EMIYA bids farewell to Rin Tohsaka, trusting that she will be able to keep his younger self from making his mistakes, as he fades away and returns to his home/prison in Unlimited Blade Works, having found peace but unsure how long he can last once Alaya forces him to kill again. However, once he arrives, he is shocked to find that all of his weapons have turned into people, mostly attractive women.
This fanfic contains examples of:
- Affectionate Nickname: Rule Breaker gets nicknamed Ruru, but she only likes it when Caliburn calls her that.
- Ass Shove: Gae Bolg conjures a strap-on dildo and threatens to use it on EMIYA. In response, he hurls her away.
- Audience? What Audience?: When Rule Breaker starts breaking the fourth wall, EMIYA doesn't understand what she is talking about.
- Because You Were Nice to Me: Hrunting says that when her original master, Beowulf, broke her in battle, he threw her away. She became devoted to EMIYA because he never throws her away and always repairs her whenever she breaks.
- Clingy Jealous Girl: Rule Breaker is in love with Caliburn and sees EMIYA as a rival for her affections.
- Clueless Chick-Magnet: Rule Breaker explains that this change happened because EMIYA has countless women in love with him and their feelings accumulated until they affected Unlimited Blade Works. EMIYA says he has no idea what she is talking about, causing her to call him a moron.
- Didn't See That Coming: When EMIYA meets Gae Bolg, he expects it to look like Cu Chulainn, not Scathach, whom he has never met.
- Dressed Like a Dominatrix: Hrunting wears spiky bondage gear, which corresponds to the spikes on her weapon form.
- Dude Looks Like a Lady: EMIYA thinks Kanshou was a girl until he corrects him.
- Fourth-Wall Observer: Rule Breaker says she can break any mystery, including the fourth wall.
- Equippable Ally: The weapons can go back and forth between their human and weapon forms.
- Half-Identical Twins: Kanshou and Bakuya look identical except that Kanshou (male) has black hair and Bakuya (female) has white hair.
- Identical Stranger: Caliburn looks like Saber Lily, Bow looks like Scheherazade, Rule Breaker looks like Medea (though tiny enough to fit in the palm of a hand), and Gae Bolg looks like Scathach.
- Incest-ant Admirer: Bow calls EMIYA her father, but wants a sexual relationship, which makes him very uncomfortable.
- Interplay of Sex and Violence: Gae Bolg claims that she and EMIYA have already been intimate, citing the time she impaled him back when he was Shirou.
- Love at First Sight: Rule Breaker instantly falls in love with Caliburn when she sees her.
- Mistaken for Gay: Given that EMIYA refuses all the weapons' advances, Gae Bolg accuses him of being gay.
- Mundane Utility: When Kanshou, Bakuya, and Avalon play tag, Avalon turns intangible to go through EMIYA when they try to hide behind him. Kanshou and Bakuya use their magnetic attraction to pull each other away from Avalon when she almost catches up to them.
- Never Given a Name: EMIYA's bow points out that he never gave her a name, so she is just called Bow.
- The One Guy: So far, Kanshou is the only male weapon introduced.
- Shout-Out:
- Caladbolg looks like Akiko Minase from the hentai Akiko-san to Issho.
- Avalon looks like a tan version of Cirno from Touhou Project.
- Stripperific: Bow only wears a bikini made from the handguard and string of her weapon form.
- Throw the Dog a Bone: EMIYA is no longer alone, and when Alaya attempts to call him for another killing mission, Avalon blocks it, allowing him to rest.
- Too Kinky to Torture: Bow mentions that it hurts whenever EMIYA pulls her string, while Caladbolg and Hrunting mention it hurts whenever he turns them into Broken Phantasms. All three of them like it and are in love with him.
- Unwanted Harem: EMIYA is uncomfortable with several of his weapons hitting on him.
