"Madara facepalmed."
—Everything you need to know about the fic, as summed up in Chapter 8
Nareto: The Scret Of Shiobi is a Fan Fic by rosehokagegirlx47. It was originally posted on Fanfiction.net, but has since been taken down. Prior to that, it proved itself to be the My Immortal of Naruto. The fic was reposted, with further adventures for Emeraldia and friends, but was taken down again within mere days. You can read the whole thing here
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The story centres around Emeraldia Brightmoon, who is said in a prophecy from Toad God is the only kunoch able to defet the Acutesushi. It gets worse from there. The plot, if there even is one, is mostly a Random Events Plot.
A dramatic reading can be found here
Compare My Immortal and StarKitsProphcy. Not to be confused with Naruto: the Secret Songs of the Ninja.
This Fic Contains Examples Of:
- Abnormal Ammo: The Sand-nin apparently have a "squid cannon" or something similar to one.
- Amoral Attorney: Apollo Justice, because he supposedly killed Might Guy and is one of the five most evil people in the world, according to Madara.
- Artistic License – Law: When you have a "hart attic", it isn't murder. However, Anko was murdered by Mello, but there's no way Silvette could know this.
- Big Bad Ensemble: Danzo, Darkeye, Apollo Justice, and Madara.
- Big Damn Heroes: Shino saving Emeraldia from Klank (aka Kankuro).
- Blatant Lies: The story informs us that Emeraldia is the nicest girl in the Leaf Village right after she kills Butter Kid for no reason.
- The Chosen One: Emeraldia is the only one who "can defet the evil Madaira and Acatsuke"
- Crossover:
- A gender-bent Mello from Death Note makes an appearance, having once lived at "Wham Hose" until "Korey" burned it down. "Tom Henks", Iron Man, and "Ful Meatl Alchromust" are in Konan's evil army.
- In Chapter Ate, "Bleachman" (aka Ichigo), "Twilit Sparkle", and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles show up.
- Curb-Stomp Battle: Most of Emeraldia's fights, but especially her fight with Naruto's Rival Gary (AKA Gaara) in which he stood up, she used a water jutsu and he died. Amusingly, however, this passage follows the fight:
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Dear Negative Reader: In almost every chapter after the first. However, Chapter 9 and Chapter 10 have Rose telling the reader that she loves them. - Department of Redundancy Department: "loudly yelled loudly", among others.
- Determinator: An Akatsuki member named Ted breaks his jaw, but ignores it because he's evil.
- Disproportionate Retribution:
- Emeraldia kills Might Guy for peeping on her.
- She later kills Butter Kid for doing absolutely nothing.
- The Dragon: Konan to Madara, as opposed to Pain in canon.
- Energy Weapon:
- Both Dye and Sasori's puppet have the ability to shoot them.
- Itachi can shoot them from... his floor.
- Even the Girls Want Her: Emeraldia.
- Face–Heel Turn: Sakura joins Akatsuki after saying that she's suddenly evil.
- Flat Wut: Gaara's reaction to hearing Sasori of The "Rad" Sand attacked the Hidden Leaf Village.
- Freudian Slip: Any time "Sue" slips in, especially when Tsunade is talking to Emeraldia.
- Friend to All Living Things: Emeraldia prevents a lion from eating her with her beauty.
- Gender Bender: Mello from Death Note is a girl.
- Human Resources: Fire Dad's corpse was found near the ramen shop, so it was ground up into ramen.
- In Name Only: The only traits the characters have from canon are their village affiliations and positions.
- Katanas Are Just Better: Sakura wields a katana.
- Killed Off for Real: Despite the unexplained recoveries going on, Might Guy stays dead after his death in the first chapter.
- Only Sane Man: Mary Sue.Mary Sue:"No, I did not feed your lion. Lions are not pets. They are dangerous animals, and I don't want to lose a limb because you were stupid enough to adopt one."Emeraldia: "Jefff wood neber hert me!"Mary Sue:"Yes, but I'm not you, am I? You could walk up to the Akatsuki leader and he would immediately start calling you his dream princess. I'm an ordinary person, and probably the only one in this town! Honestly, when I graduate from Ninja Academy I'm moving to a place where the people have sense!"
- Original Character: Emeraldia, Jeff, R Teach, Y Teach, J Teach, X Teach, Butter Kid, Brown Boris, Ted, Dye, Osher Bosher, Luna, Fire Dad, Silvette, Darkeye, etc.
- Product Placement: Apollo Justice's hideout is at Burger King.
- So Beautiful, It's a Curse: Averted at first, which is odd considering the nature of the main character and the story. Then Chapter 10 has Sasuke thinking this about himself.
- Spell My Name With An S:
- Gaara is almost never spelled correctly. The worst offender is probably in Chapter Fib when it's spelled as Mario.
- It gets pretty bad with Kankuro, too, to the point where it's sometimes almost impossible to tell whether the story is talking about him at all. "Klank" is actually one of the better attempts. And it doesn't help that the apparent Original Character "Brown Boris" seems essentially interchangeable with Kankuro, given how he's listed alongside Temari and later succeeds Gaara as Kazekage.
- Sakura is another frequent example in how many ways it's spelled, how often it changes, and how different the spellings are from each other and the actual name.
- Sasuke's name goes through a variety of ridiculous spellings like "Saske" and "Wasuke".
- The Phonics: Brown Boris vomits up an egg that hatches into one in Chapter 4. It flies away and does nothing for the rest of the story.
- Trailers Always Lie: The summary mentions a Love Triangle between Emeraldia, Sasuke and Naruto, but Sasuke doesn't appear until the end of Chatter Fib.
- Troll Fic:
- Almost certainly. The character of Mary Sue speaking in perfect English and not being that despite being called "Mary Sue" indicates that the author "knows" what they are, therefore is almost definitely writing a parody.
- And some of the spelling mistakes are just too perfect to be accidental. "Loin" instead of "lion" is almost acceptable, but "Acutesushi"? That could've been the Cupertino Effect if not for the fact that it's Acutesushi and not Acute Sushi. And the addition of completely random characters from other fandoms and a few real life people in the most recent chapters (Twilight Sparkle, Xemnas, Ichigo Kurosaki, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Adolf Hitler, Iron Man, Tom Hanks...)
- Unexplained Recovery: Gaara dies in Chapter 4 and Kankuro dies in Chapters 5 and 6. Both come back in Chapter 8.
- Villains Out Shopping: Danzo and Darkeye go to a movie together. However, the movie is called "How to Take Over the World".
- Weaksauce Weakness: Gaara gets washed away by water.
- Worf Had the Flu: Emeraldia only falls into the hole Sakura creates because she had to fight "six hundread seventy ate joenine on her weigh to shool".
- You Killed My Brother: Kankuro to Emeraldia.
