But Light wouldn't bite the hand that feeds him. Too many bones.
A Death Note Light/L fanfic. No Death Note AU.L is a lonely coroner. His interest is piqued by a series of bodies that come in butchered in odd and brutal ways, likely the work of a single serial killer. Coincidentally, he's just been set up on a date with Light, a handsome, intelligent newcomer who works at the deli.
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This work contains examples of:
- Abusive Parents: L's father is this.
- Dead Fic: It hasn't been updated since 2020.
- Deadpan Snarker: L is this, oh so very much.
- Depraved Homosexual: Light.
- Nerds Are Virgins: Light immediately assumes this about L.
- Nightmare Fetishist: Downplayed: L has a whole bookshelf full of preserved insects, bones, eggs, feathers, and books about death and human anatomy.
- Perverted Sniffing: Light steals a pair of undies from L and gets off on smelling them.
- Ron the Death Eater: Downplayed. Light in canon is a Knight Templar mass murderer who kills because he believes he is making the world a better place. In this fic, he's more like a real-life serial killer, killing out of a compulsion to do so. Of course, since he has no death note here, he actually has a lower body count than Canon!Light.
- Seme: Light is this to L.
- Serial Killer: Light kills because he has a compulsion to do so.
- Stalker with a Crush: Light sneaks into L's house at night sometimes and watches him sleep or steals some of his clothing.
- Uke: While Light and L are roughly the same height and weight in canon, here L is noticeably shorter and smaller. Similarly, L is a bit more shy than in canon (where he was a quiet loner, but not exactly "shy" per se).