Drinking Game / Zero Punctuation

• The most basic one: Take a drink any time there's a pause in Yahtzee's dialog. Teetotalers will be pleased. Though even they will have to down a tankard after watching him review Spec Ops: The Line.
• From his earlier vids: Take a drink if the intro/outro song is one you've never heard before. Two drinks if you HAVE heard it before.
• Take a sip any time Yahtzee compares a game's combat system to that of God of War.
  • In addition, take a drink whenever he compares the game he's reviewing to one he likes (Resistance 3 to Half-Life 2, Dishonored to Thief: The Dark Project, etc.)
• Take a drink whenever he complains about Quick-Time Events. Your liver will hate you.
• Take a sip whenever he calls/claims something is "ironic".
• Take a drink whenever he takes a jab at Nintendo. Two if it's specifically at either the Wii or the Mario franchise.
• During his Brink! review, follow his Drinking Game rules (i.e. take a shot every time he mentions Team Fortress 2) even if you aren't a fan of Brink!. Because why should they be the only ones to get shitfaced?
• Take a shot whenever one of Thomas Ruff's "Expressionless Faces"◊ shows up. Prepare to die of alcohol poisoning.
• Take a swig whenever the phrase "Triple-Cunted Hooker" shows up.
• Take a drink whenever he makes a homoerotic joke. Two if he follows it up with "Not gay!"
• Take a drink whenever he claims that a rather bland name is the cause of the Crackdown Naming Committee.
• The following are only for those that can really hold their liquor:
  • Take a shot whenever he complains about cover-based combat.
  • Two shots if he complains about Regenerating Health.
  • Three shots if he complains about a game being/looking overly realistic.
  • Finish your drink if he complains about limited weapon slots.
• Take a drink whenever he takes a potshot at America. Have someone on hand to inevitably drive you to the hospital.
• Take a drink whenever he mentions Branston Pickle, Cadbury Creme Eggs, Mars Bars and/or Ferrero Rochers.
• Take a drink whenever he takes a potshot at George Lucas, Peter Molyneux, Hideo Kojima, or David Cage.
• Take a drink whenever he compares a Survival Horror game to Silent Hill 2. You may need a liver transplant afterwards.
• Take a shot whenever he mentions Your Mom. Two shots if he's "seducing" her.
• For those that love danger: Take a shot whenever he uses a bizarre metaphor. You should probably leave this rule out for the first few times to build up your tolerance.
• Take a drink whenever Yahtzee says the name of a game wrong.
• Take a drink whenever he refers to a fantasy land by putting up a sign for a British town.
  • Two drinks if the British town in question is "Swindon."
• For the immortals, take a drink every time he swears.
  • Also, take a drink whenever an Imp appears and/or gets killed.
    • Two shots whenever a lot of Imps cluster up in a heap.
• Take a drink when he complains about the lack of originally, artistic liberty and/or creativity in modern day Triple-A video games.
• Take a shot every time he pronounces a colon with a dry heave.