A drinking game for Top Gear. Take a shot everytime:
- This exchange happens:
Clarkson: How hard can it be?Hammond: Don't say that'!
- Or this:
Clarkson: HAMMOOOOOOOND!!
- Or:
May: CLARKSOOOOOOOON!! - James says 'Oh, cock.'
- Drink every time someone says "Still, could be worse"
- Take two if it cuts to one of the presenters having broken down.
- Jeremy and James mock Richard for his brightly whitened teeth.
- The Stig does something strange in the background.
- Jeremy protests that a hammer is the most useful tool ever.
- James gets lost.
- Take two if Jeremy and Richard mention it.
- James is late.
- James is called 'Captain Slow'.
- They go abroad and Richard opts not to eat the local cuisine.
- It's the Vietnam Special and either one of the bikes breaks down or something goes wrong with a gift.
- One or two of the presenters gang up on the other and damage his car in some way.
- Take two if it's Clarkson and Hammond doing it to May.
- Take three if they do it to break his air conditioning.
- Take two if it's Clarkson and Hammond doing it to May.
- Something catches fire.
- Something breaks.
- Somebody draws a penis.
- America and/or its citizens get mocked.
- Take two if it's Clarkson doing the mocking.
- Pour whatever liquor you have into a rocks glass and down it (or simply crack open a can of cheap beer and down it, to maintain stereotyping) if you're an American viewer.
- Take two if it's Clarkson doing the mocking.
- Any country other than Britain or America gets mocked.
- James and Richard praise the Porsche 911 and Jeremy gets hissy with them.
