Take a shot whenever...
- Someone falls in love.
- Spider-Man roasts someone.
- John Jameson is mentioned but not shown.
- Peter Parker gets bullied by Flash.
- Eddie gives Peter trash talk.
- A villain grabs Spider-Man's leg.
- Anybody calls Spider-Man "bug."
- Anybody says "geek" or "nerd."
- Just down the damn bottle if Sally Avril says it.
- Someone calls Peter "Petey."
- Flash mentions Sha Shan Nguyen.
- Someone acknowledges that it's night. (Do not try to avoid liver failure.)
- A play is involved with the episode's plot.
- Two if it foreshadows the episode.
