Drinking Game / The Punisher MAX

• Take a shot whenever someone says the word "fuck" or it's many variations. Two shots if Frank is the one who says it. You'll likely die.
• Take a shot whenever a character uses a racial slur. Two shots if the person saying it happens to be Rawlins.
• Take a shot every time someone derides the IRA for being cowardly and stupid.
• Take a shot whenever someone get's their brains blown out. Take another shot if the victim happens to be a gangster or any other form of criminal.
• Take a shot every time someone tells Nick Fury that he is in a "no smoking" area. Two shots if Fury tells that person to fuck off.
• Take a shot every time Nick Fury tells the cabal of crooked Generals to stick it.
• Take a shot every time O'Brian says she wants to fuck Frank Castle's brains out. Two shots if the two do end up fornicating.
• Whenever Barracuda introduces himself to someone. Take a shot.
• Take a shot every time shot Rawlins says his stupid ass Catchphrase.
• Take a shot every time Frank brings out his old reliable M60.
• Take a shot every time Frank targets The Mafia.
• Take a shot every time Frank targets The Russian Mafia.
• Take a shot every time Frank interrogates a criminal. Two shots if said criminal happens to be a pimp.
• Take a shot every time Frank gets called a "Psycho".
• Take a shot every time Frank goes on an interlude where he describes the history and uses of his favorite weapons.
• Take a shot every time Frank's dead family gets brought up.
• Take a shot every time we cut to a flashback of a villain's backstory that show us what caused them to go on the deep end and become the monster they are now.
• Take a shot whenever Frank's military past is brought up.
• Take a shot if the Antagonist of the arc happens to have a military background.
• Take a shot whenever Frank goes on another one of his brutal revenge missions. Double shots if a target dies a particularly Cruel and Unusual Death in the same issue (tied to a chair and burned alive, mauled by polar bears, gutshot and scavenged by birds, etc.).
• Nintendo Hard mode part one: Take a shot whenever Frank goes on one of his lengthy inner monologues. Take two shots if said monologue is him taking about his past life and how much he misses it.
  • Two shots if it's another person beside Frank who is going on a lengthy monologue.
  • Another two shots if said monologue is about the person bringing up how terrible the state of the world is and how it drove them to being the mass murdering Straw Nihilist who only looks after themselves.
  • One more shot if the person happens to be saying their monologue out loud to Frank Castle.
  • Drain your drink if the monologue goes on for more than several pages.

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