- Every time you hear the words "inconceivable", "father", "wish", or "love", drink.
- Take an extra large swig for "true love".
- Two extra large swigs for "twue wuv".
- Take an extra large swig for "true love".
- Drink every time you hear "My Name Is Inigo Montoya", "You Killed My Father", "Prepare to Die".
- Drink whenever a line that has become Memetic Mutation is said.
- Drink whenever a line that becomes the Trope Namer is said.
- Drink for every rhyme that Fezzik utters.
- Chug for as long as the Count's Machine is on, and don't stop till it's off.
- Drink every time the story cuts back to the bedroom abruptly.
- Drink whenever Fezzik shows Hidden Depths (to get properly drunk, you may need the book).
