Wishing for a drink is definitely against Da Rules (while adults don't have fairy godparents anyway).
- Take a sip whenever there's Bait-and-Switch-based humor.
- Take a sip whenever you hear some Demographically Inappropriate Humor.
- Take a sip whenever Timmy wishes for something. Take another once he inevitably ends up regretting it or it otherwise backfires.
- Take triple shots if Cosmo and Wanda's wands goes limp whenever Timmy wishes for something to go back to normal
- Take a sip when Da Rules are brought up.
- Take a sip whenever Vicky brings out some weapon as means of torturing Timmy.
- Take a sip when Crocker gives someone an F or yells about "FAIRY GODPARENTS!"
- Take a sip whenever Timmy's dad acts like an idiot.
- Take a sip whenever Timmy's parents are oblivious to whatever is going on.
- Take a sip for every joke about Timmy's buck teeth or Crocker's neck ears.
- Take a tiny sip whenever Juandissimo rips his shirt off.
- Take a sip whenever the Yugopotamians do something in a Bad Is Good and Good Is Bad way.
- Take a sip if there's An Aesop at the end.
- Take a shot whenever you see blatant early 2000s CGI.