Take a sip of Sujamma every time whenever one of the following happens in The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.
- You hear any of the following lines:
- "Speak quickly, outlander or go away!"
- "We're watching you...scum."
- "Wealth beyond measure outlander."
- "Why walk when you can ride?"
- "Quickly, outlander, I don't have much time..."
- You encounter a Cliff Racer or two.
- Dunmer NPCs call you a N'Wah, Fetcher, or Swit.
- Combat music plays when there is no enemy on sight.
- You encounter a naked barbarian in the middle of the road.
- A npc gets stuck in a door or tree.
- Your follower ends up running in circles or in the opposite direction.
- An ash-storm happens in Ald'Ruhn.
