Drinking Game / Superman

Drinking Game for Superman.

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Comics

Most of this game is based off of Superdickery, so all of the drinks will be referred to as shots. You may substitute drinks for shots.

• Every time Superman is a dick, take a shot.
• Every time Superman uses a previously unseen superpower, take a shot.
  • Take another shot if he or the narrator refers to it as "Super-<Insert Power Here>"
• Every time Superman loses any of his powers, take a shot.
  • Take another shot if the power loss was not caused by Kryptonite.
• Anytime Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen, or anyone that's not normally super gets superpowers or dressed like a superhero, take a shot.
  • Warning: Jimmy Olsen alone will leave you plastered in record time.
• If Superman is doing something ridiculous on the cover (ex: digging his way to China), take a shot.
  • Take two shots if he's doing something mundane (ex: painting a fence)
• If Superman appears on a war-based cover (ex: threatening Hitler), take a shot.
• Every time there's a reference to Krypton or a Kryptonian that's not part of the Superman Family, take a shot.
• Every time Lois Lane is kidnapped, take a shot.
  • Take two shots every time she's killed or nearly killed.
    • Add a third shot if Superman was the one who killed or nearly killed her.
• Take a shot every time Lois Lane gets married to Superman.
  • Take two shots if it's to someone who's not Superman.
    • Add a third shot if Superman murders the hypotenuse or otherwise causes the wedding to break up.
• Every time red kryptonite does something weird to Superman, take a shot.
  • Take two shots any time there's a reference to kryptonite that is not red or green.
• Any time a woman with the initials "L.L." is referred to, and it is not Lois Lane, take a shot.
  • If it is a Superboy comic, substitute "Lana Lang."
• Anytime someone's age is changed, take a shot.
• If Superman makes an appearance in a Superboy comic (or vice versa), take a shot.
• If two different people with "Super" in their name get in a fight (ex. Superman VS Superboy), take a shot.
• If Lois Lane or Lana Lang hatches a harebrained scheme to reveal that Clark Kent is Superman/Superboy, take a shot.
  • Take another shot if the scheme involves putting themselves in harm's way.
  • Take another shot if Superman/Superboy comes up with an equally harebrained counter-scheme to protect his secret identity.
• Every time an arc revolves around disgracing Superman or making his life hell take a shot. Considering it's a single arc, not every individual moment in the arc, we could recommend drinking the whole bottle, but in the road to (and after) The New 52, that may be a bad idea.

Other Entries

• DC Extended Universe:
  • Man of Steel
  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • Justice League
• Smallville
• Supergirl

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