Drinking Game / Star Trek: Enterprise

• Drink every time Malcolm Reed complains.
• Take a drink every time Archer mentions water polo or plays with his water polo ball.
• Take a drink whenever Henry Archer's death is mentioned.
• Take one sip if Hoshi is afraid of something or uses Self-Deprecation in early seasons. Drain the glass if she behaves this way after her Character Development.
• Drink for every Call-Forward.
• Whenever T'Pol's panarr syndrome crops up, take a drink.
• Take one drink for every Ship Tease between Trip and T'Pol. (It's highly recommended that you switch to a non-potent potable during "Harbinger".)
• Take a drink whenever a character eats or drinks these things: mint tea for T'Pol, pecan pie or catfish for Trip, bugs for Phlox, and cheese for Porthos.
• Drink every time Phlox feeds his pets, uses their body products, does his very wide smile, or tells someone to be optimistic.
• Take a drink whenever Hoshi speaks in another language, two drinks if she learns one very quickly, and drain the glass if she mistranslates something.
• If Trip is in his underwear outside decon, take a sip. If someone else is, take two sips.
• In decon, take one drink for every scene with the gel.
• Take a drink for every mention of Trip's dead sister.
• During the Xindi arc, take two sips whenever an episode doesn't focus on them.
• During the temporal cold war arc, take a drink for every time T'Pol doubts the existence of Time Travel.
• Take one sip for every mention of mind melds.
• Drink every time Trip gets his "Vulcan neuropressure".
• Drink whenever Malcolm and Hayes come into conflict.
• Drink whenever Vulcans, Andorians, and/or Tellarites get into an argument. Finish your drink if Shran isn't involved.
• Drink whenever Enterprise exceeds warp 5.
• Drink whenever Captain Hernandez and/or Columbia appears.
• Drink when an alien says that he's never heard of Earth before.
• Season 3: Drink whenever Archer does something morally questionable and says "I have no choice" or similar words.
• During seasons 1 and 2, take a drink whenever somebody mentions that the enemy has "some kind of energy shielding".