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Okay, so it isn't on at a time when you'd normally be drinking, let's just leave that aside for a moment. What you'll need:
- A bunch of tapes of Gargoyles episodes... one isn't enough.
- An ample supply of your favorite beverage... milk, right?
- This list.
Drink once whenever:
- Gargoyles break out of their stone coverings.
- Twice if they show all six of them doing it.
- Xanatos chuckles evilly or smirks.
- Owen makes a fastidious gesture.
- Gargoyles' eyes glow.
- Twice if they get the color wrong, i.e. a female gargoyle's eyes glow white.
- Elisa's gun gets used.
- Twice if it's not her using it.
- Demona rants about the "cursed humans".
- Twice if she isn't talking about Elisa.
- A regular object (i.e. a laser gun or a trenchcoat) turns to stone along with a gargoyle.
- Matt talks about conspiracies.
- Tim Curry (the voice of Dr. Sevarius) overacts wildly.
- Someone swoops down and catches someone else.
- Twice if the someone and someone else aren't Goliath and Elisa.
- Broadway eats.
- Twice if Brooklyn makes a crack about it.
- Hudson mentions television.
- Lex fiddles with an electronic gadget.
- Twice if he doesn't spew technobabble while doing it.
- A flashback to Scotland occurs.
- Twice if almost the entire episode is a flashback.
- The Weird Sisters appear in an unusual form (the kind where the only giveaway is their hair color).
- Goliath and Elisa have sexual tension.
- Twice if it's really blatant.
- Three times if there are verbal innuendos.
- Goliath whines about losing Demona.
- Twice if he does it after she just tried to kill him again.
- Goliath whines about losing his home/honor/etc.
- A gargoyle roars.
- Twice if the opponent is singularly unimpressed.
- Xanatos informs us of just how well things have gone exactly as he planned.
- Xanatos throws money around.
- Bronx gets to go along when the gargoyles fly off to fight.
- Something is foreshadowed.
- Someone besides Elisa or Goliath gets to fight with Demona.
- Someone crawls up a building.
- Twice if it's not a gargoyle.
- There's WAY too many people around for the time of night.
- A Steel Clan robot gets blown up.
- Jeff Bennett has dialogue with himself.
- A flying gargoyle violates the laws of physics.
- Elisa talks to herself.
- Goliath waxes philosophical.
- Hudson reminds someone of the "gargoyle way".
- Hudson or Broadway sound out words.
- Elisa kicks someone's butt.
- Twice if it isn't Demona.
- Macbeth and Demona yell at each other.
- Someone's loincloth hovers on the edge of indecency.
- Some magical talisman changes hands for the umpteenth time.
- Fox and Xanatos make goo-goo eyes at each other.
- A policeman besides Morgan is shown (Demona in disguise counts).
- Elisa's outfit is different (taking off her jacket counts).
- Someone uses "Jalapena" as an expletive.
- Twice if someone besides a gargoyle says it.
- You see the full moon.
- Twice if a gargoyle flies in front of it for effect.
- Three times if the moon isn't full.
- Majel Barrett does a voice.
- Twice if it is as a computer or overbearing mother.
- Three times if it as an overbearing mother speaking to a computer.
- A new guest character is played by Kath Soucie or Jeff Bennett.
- An additional drink for every new character per episode.
- Twice if you can't tell it's them before reading the credits.
- A NEW guest character is played by someone associated with Star Trek in any incarnation. note
- Twice if it's someone who has already played a different guest character before.
- Three times if the role they play is recognizably similar to the character they play on Star Trek. note
- Finish your drink if it is Patrick Stewart. (It won't be Patrick Stewart.)
- More than one gargoyle is out cold, and they wake up at the same time.
- Someone punches the camera.
