Ultimis Nikolai would very much approve!
- Take a shot for every time you hear the round start sound.
- Finish that shot after you end the round.
- Every time you get hit by a Zombie, take a shot.
- Same with being hit through the barricade.
- Or two if you get downed instantly.
- If you forgot to get Jugger-Nog beforehand, down an entire bottle of beer.
- Drink another bottle if you also forgot Quick Revive.
- Every time a Zombie growls "SAM!". It isn't often, but you'll still be hammered as shit anyway.
- If you get the Wonder Weapon out of the Mystery Box, treat yourself to a victory shot.
- Take two if it's the Ray Gun or any of its variants (Mark II in Black Ops II, Zombies Chronicles, and Black Ops 4 or the GKz-45 Mk3 in Gorod Krovi).
- Or three if it's, say, the Thundergun, Baby Gun, or Wave Gun.
- Every time the Fourth Wall gets broken. Way to leave Dempsey out of ammo, Player.
- If at any point someone finds the hidden song, yell out the chorus as you're chugging your next can of beer.
- Down the whole thing if it's "115".
- Anytime Ultimis Nikolai talks about drinking, have yours ready.
- Drink your beer as he's saying, "REACH FOR VODKA TONIGHT!", upon getting Jug in Kino.
- Chug it if he mentions any of his ex-wives.
- If you haven't gotten alcohol poisoning already, the Space Monkeys stealing your perks in Ascension will surely get the job done.
- If you go an entire round without losing a single perk, on the other hand, take a victory shot.
- All of this and we haven't even gotten to the biggest and baddest Drinking Game of all — TranZit.
- T.E.D.D. having way too much fun with the bus' horn.
- You missed the bus.
- A Denizen latches onto your face.
- You get burned by the lava.
- The fog prevents you from seeing your ass from your elbow as the Denizens latch onto your face. Again.
- Picking up a Buildables part. Any buildable, really. Even the Power Switch.
- Every single time you got bitch-slapped by a Zombie because you were trying to deal with Avogadro.
- You finally built the Jet Gun! Hooray!
- The Jet Gun overheated and broke. Nice going.
- Abusing the Bank and the Weapon Locker. Also counts for Die Rise and Buried.
- Finding "Carrion"
. Or "Try It Out" if you're playing the pre-patched version.
- You got another Scrappy Weapon from the Mystery Box alongside the already pathetic Jet Gun.
- Double if it's the SMR, the Ballistic Knife (on Solo, at least), or any other weapon you can already find on the wall.
- Every time T.E.D.D. retorts with something snarky or insults you every time you attack him.
- You forgot that there aren't any wall weapons in the Town, where all of the useful perks are (unless you are playing on the Survival mode).
- Nikolai: REACH FOR TROOOPES TONIIIIIGHT!!!
